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Thar she blows!

Scene version

A typical fat girl angle shot of Girlmecha

A winrar of the fat girl angle shot.

FGAS overdone, remember girls simplicity is still the key. This one added cheap makeup and 99 cents store pearls and now she is not only fat but trashy and tacky too. Courtesy of [Idee Fixe.]

A photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons etc. The most overt symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.

Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.

This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "livejournal head tilt", which we also see used on a variety of other social networking sites.. All these girls have, man, it's just a bunch of misleading thumbnails.

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Fatty is doin' it rong.

A textbook case (NSFW) of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.

A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.

Another poor example of the fat girl angle. With added ghey hat and jew nose bonus!

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear makeup, etc. However, you also have to take special precautions to hide your fat.

Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.

Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.

ADD FILTERS! They make you deep

Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures

If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!

Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.

A textbook case of doin it rong	Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.	doin' it wrong.	Fuzzy makes you look good.
Fat girls invading Facebook	A whole bag of make-up can't cover up your fatness, dear.	This is actually BBW, not an angle shot	e-Harmony matched result for the Michelin Man
	Fat face.	Fat arms, jew nose. This girl is also a troll in Conquer_Online forums.	DO NOT WANT.
Fat Dykes try it too.	Hungry Hungry Hippo

[edit] RESPONSE

RD This nigga be tellin' it like it is. (Yo.)

[edit] Weakness

Shoulders and biceps always give it away.

[edit] One example

Props go to Cyndre for marrying this heiffer.

Before

After!

Before

After

THATS lulz! Fat pigs.

[edit] Gallery

Gallery of Fat Girl Angle Shots

Good lord she has this concept nailed, notice where the shot ends, if it went any lower the picture would be 6x the width

Doing It Wrong

Typical fat girl pose. Unfortunately, even with the attention of the bust region, there are some things such as faces that no angle can cure as we see here.

Posing beside skinny people is not a good move, it adds to the illusion that you are sucking the poor person into your fat.

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Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.	Proof that she is, in fact, a total whale. Never let friends tag you on Facebook unless you want the whole intrawebz to know you're a fatty.	Emo Fat girl angle shot.
Manatee-chan, latest employer of this technique.	Use all the makeup you can fatty, its not gonna hide the puffy cheeks...	Another prime example of doin' it rong, though this time the fatty in question tried to rely on sum shooping.	She looks skinny, but in all actuallity, she has fat sacks haning from her body with AIDS in them. 'Nother beautiful example of DA CROP!!! AMIRITE?!
Oh, she LOOKS hot...	But we see the truth. Tits are not cool when they're all fat.	IRL she weighs over nine thousand pounds.	Extreme closeups are your friend, fatty.
The "my hair covers my double chin" technique is catching on.	This is what guidos are supposed to go after?	The darkness hides her huge ass and thighs.	It's easy to find the balance for such maneuvers when your center of mass is in your uterus.
Clueless cyberwhore Hiding her massive stomach and ass.	You're not fooling anyone.	Fatter irl, not a doubt.	Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
EPIC FAIL. ...and what's up with those HP glasses???	Use all the makeup you can fatty, its not gonna hide the puffy cheeks...	If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.	Photoshop can remove up to 200 pounds, if you know how to use it.
Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.	This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.	Insert bacon plz	IMMA CHARGIN MY FAT GIRL ANGLE SHOT
Thinks that tits make up for jelly roll belly. Fail.	If your fat girl angle is so bad you have to photomanip, then no pics plz.	Success- you can only see one chin!	Would you like some butter with those rolls?
Another instance of distraction tits.	GIVE ME CANDY OR COCK	Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit next to the biggest cow you can find for instant thinning!	NEED MOAR HARE COLOUR PLZ
Fat and most likely covered in acne	I'S WANTS SOME HOSTESS, BITCH!	OMG I am Teh Hotness!!! Or am I? Note the arm held back to hide girth, and the typical above the tits shot.	Look at those arms. vomit I bet she thinks she's hot too! (She is, actually, to a fat admirer). Note also that her leapoard skin dress makes her a furry.
Look at the girl on those thighs.	Using a cat to distract you from fatness, find her here: [[1]]	PixelBeeProductions looking slightly less obese than usual.	Nice try, but no ...
D- see me after class	Over sized jacket + Squishing neck meats.	Ah, the camera pointing up technique	Oh come on, you're not even trying!
>_<		Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.	Chimi in her myspace state
CHIMI IN HER COOKIE SEEKING MODE	Is chimi about to eat that poor faggot? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY COOKIES I SWEAR	Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill you.	Angle shot of Syynergy/Saphire/Sinderella featuring saggy tits.
Synnergy riding the trike of a child she recently murdered and ate.	Look Ma, no crumbs!!	Fat, emo AND lesbian all rolled into one! A winning combination!	Does this turn you on? Didn't think so.
Rare fat girl angle shot treat!	you're doing it rong	Another example of how fatties FAIL. This photo needs to be shopped edit>transform>scale neone?	no way to do it rite?
The face is also obscured by the flash, lol.	A Crop is fine too.	Oh god no	More like fatima
am I doing it right?	The walls of a trailer park work too.	Hair is always a good cover up of your DOUBLE CHINS!	Doing it wrong
Doing it wrong, but this time upside down makes you look fatter	Even ronger.	Finally, one of them gets the point!	Photomanip or carbonite. You be the judge.
Nice try fatty.	look at those FAT ARMS.	Is that a boy? Ah well, doesn't matter. Still fat.	Hiding those chins behind your arm?
I hope you know how to Photomanip	Same excuse everytime.	Nice camera work.	Tilt your chin forward and up. Magic: Her chin is smaller than her forehead. For once!
Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.	I'z can seez your fatty arm still	Fat chick?? NOES!! Fat chick with guitar?? WHY?!?!?	LOL FAIL! Photoshop can't make you pretty.
Looook at this! I am a beauty! (When can I stop sucking it in?????!!!)	looool i am looks like sarah michelle gellar! Failed!	Doing it wrong.	Definitely doing it wrong.
Loves her mommy, thinks she's pretty, defender of women's rights, has a new camera!	Fat girls can grow beards, too.	Fat girl angle shot helpfully demonstrated by culturalbaggage	This woman proves creationism wrong.
Fat, ugly, gawth, and 16 year old girl... we have a winnar!!!1	Ever seen a skinny girl with boobs that size?	Typical craigslist fatty Doing it wrong.	craigslist fatty part deux.
Is not the same girl as above. After a while, they really do start to look alike.	Perfect use of angle shot.	Sideways shots won't save you now, fatty.	Neither will photomanip.
UR DOIN IT WRONG. Phail.	No amount of cleavage can hide that cellulite log. WAIT, THAT'S HER ARM?! The verdict: PHAIL'D!	Nice try?	Guys can do it too!
Trying to hide the ugly in a glamour shot. Before...	...and after!	Is it just me or does it look like even her tits have fat rolls? No wait... that's the food she stuffed into her bra..	Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further. Make sure you're standing so thighs aren't visible.
She looks a lot better from this angle. Srsly Guys	Typical fat girl angle shot. Note the ugliness, the 'fan sighns' as she put it, and the underarm hair + fat spilling out of the arm hole of her shirt. Srsly, fat people and sleeveless shirts is a no.