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Fat whore

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An obese whore. They are also commonly refered to as Whales. Usually referred to by the hot girls as 'a good listener' or commonly refer to their 'good heart' but that’s if you consider excessive cholesterol 'good.' They usually join sororities because they can't make friends on their own. They have a lot of energy, which will cause them an early death because her poor organs can't keep up with the bitches desire to scarf down twinkies while she cries herself to sleep yelling "I'M SOOO FAT...WHY CAN'T I STOP BEING SO FUCKING FAT" (MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH)

1 Facts
2 DUFF's
3 See also
4 Gallery

[edit] Facts

Likely to be herded by the lower class citizens who refer to themselves as "High Society". Ring leader is a known pedophile. Never seen, but likely heard from afar with his loud walrus like mating call. Found among the higher wilder lands of New Zealand.

Girls from the South are well known fat whores. Johns dumped their fat asses after sobering up and regaining their eyesight. It is believed most lost their virginity to tail pipes, hence their whore-like activity, as they seek out cock to match up to tail pipes.

Obesity is from their chronic loose vagina syndrome caused by the heat from the tailpipe fumes. Having sex with them is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Fat Whores are rarely educated enough to know what the First Amendment is, which is fine because they don't deserve it anyway.

A fat girl is always found in a group of skinny friends. Skinny girls tend to keep the fat girls around so they feel better about themselves.

[edit] DUFF's

The fat whore can also take the shape of the DUFF, a horrible beast that serves as either a contraceptive or a source of lulz behind it's back. A DUFF is a Designated Ugly Fat Friend, and can be a primary source of non-sex with a pretty girl. As one should know, you got to get with the duff before you get with the girl. In addition to creating vast amounts of nonsex, the duff is a prime object to laugh at. Further lulz ensue when a duff attempts to act like a good looking girl.

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Self explanitory	One such fat whore who lost her virginity to a tailpipe.	MAN THE HARPOONS	thx 4 teh add!!!.
Holy Fucking Shit™.	Pointing out someone's attempt to defat_whore themself is good for many lulz	True I suppose.	Ouch.
OMNOMNOMNOM!	Epic Fail	Bo Shuda!	Middle-aged spread at age 19.
Hot camel toe, ready for action!	They eat asians for breakfast! OM NOM NOM NOM	Fat whores also like to be paid in candy. Note the reese's candy bar in hand.	Some fat whores are disguised as mod artists. Mostly located at a highschool near you.
A FAT WHORE watching her weight	FAIL	Your mom