Faust7
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Faust7, also known as Faust Earlzen VII (but his real name is Andrew Arft) is a shining example of unwarranted self-importance, and narcissistic faggotry. His ego is inflated so much that he believes that its ok to look down on other people because they don't draw monotonous animu pictures. His attitude may be due to the fact that he is a frustrated closet homosexual. OMG RAAAAAAAAGEE.
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[edit] Huge ego is HUGE!
Because Faust7 likes to believe that drawing in a repetitive anime style seen at least 9000 times is lyke teh best art evarr, he has developed a huge ego. This was probably only due to the fact that he drew fanart of popular characters IE: Kingdom Hearts. It has all since been baleeted sadly. He seriously believes that he is art god, and top 10% of all of DeviantArt.
He is so epicly talented that he is the end all and be all of artistic talent, you talentless fuck. YOU MUST SUCK HIS ART-COCK! If not, you are a talentless Otaku! and you will have your art "critiqued" and by critique he means tracing your art, tracing another artist's art, and then claiming that the completed abortion is better. When in fact it is a pile of anatomy fail and butthurt because he can't draw anything on his own.
If you lick his ass and tell him how gud is artz is, then fuck you buddy, he already knows. Compliment him and have crappy art? He bitches at you until you go away. Truth is, he can't live without constant ass patting to feed his ever growing ego. If he didn't have them, it is likely that he would wither away and die. Critique him and have crappy art, or good art, it doesn't matter. He'll still bitch at you. If your a more accomplished artist, or if you show him a more accomplished artist he will still look down on you, or them. Fact is, he secretly admires you, but will not admit to it.
BAWWWWWWW!
[edit] Awesome Art is AWESOME!
If you dare offer any critique, he'll throw a hissy fit like a severely retarded toddler who is ODing on cough syrup. Then he'll do a shitty trace-over on your own artwork, and state that his version is clearly fucking more superior than yours, because if you want to be a great artist, you would be drawing just like him. And because he's so godly, his favorite artist is none other than.. himself! Why the fuck don't you have him down has your favorite artist?!
[edit] His fans adore him!
He's got so many friends and admirers flocking to his front page. He's so popular.
Feel the love radiating like a sickness.
[edit] Tracing?! On his page?!
But wait! What's this? Could it be that our art-deity, self-loving little tartlet didn't actually draw some of the things he expects you to worship? Impossible, faggot! This is clearly a reference! That's right! You too can become an awesome artist as long as you scream "REFERENCE!" Now get to it, because it's going to take a lot of tracing to get to be as good as he is.
 Evidently self-proclaimed art gods don't need to draw their own stuff. |
 Have moar tracing! |
 Hi! I like to color over camwhore photographs of myself! |
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 How do I drew face? |
 Can't you gaiz see! He didn't trace. No, not at all. Wait, oh shit. |
 No one will expect me moving the page up and down! |
 HEAVY REFERENCE |
 Painting over the backgrounds of existing images is ttly ok! |
 I'm sure he has an original bone in his body...somewhere... |
 Wow... just... wow |
[edit] Not an Otaku!
His anatomy is flawless and you can't say otherwise unless you're a better artist than he is...which of course is impossible, because he's an art god. Nobody on the face of the planet is better. Yet his art strangely resembles animu style, which, according to him, isn't art. So is he an Otaku too? You decide.
 Not Otaku. |
 Still not Otaku. |
 Could this be emo? |
 This doesn't look anything like Yorda from the vidya game ICO. Nope. Not at all. |
 This looks FABULOUS! |
 Mary Sue alert! |
 Fuck it. He's an Otaku. |
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[edit] Gasp! Drama!
Like any other devianTART, Faust BAWWWWW's like a whiny bitch in his journal and makes hate art when called out on his BS.
 It's ironic! But he doesn't care. |
 Attack of the otakus. D: |
 A sample of Faust's master debate skills. |
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 Need I remind you all how not gay I am? |
 Because trolls are totally going around blowing shit up and killing innocent people. LOL Nice try dubbya. |
 Can't stick to the story can you Faust? |
 He knows how to argue |
 He may be onto something here... |
 I don't trace. *shifty eyes* I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!!11ONE |
 GOD, THANKS FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JERK!11!! |
[edit] Fan Art
 Some lovely fanart created by one of his fawning admirers! |
 Moar fanart! |
 we love faust lol |
 His reaction to critique. |
 Lol faggot. |
 His typical weekend activities. |
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