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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	(5:34:31 PM): just to let you know.... every FBR memeber knows about fbr trash.	„
—dblaise

Fbr_trash (Fueled By Ramen, a label dedicated entirely to signing Fall Out Boy and Paramore type bands) is a community on LiveJournal full of preteen fangirls who think they're the shit for pretending to hate shitty emo bands like Panic At The Disco when they actually fap to them every day. It gets deleted by one of the moderators every few hours either due to mood swings resulting from menstruation or lulz not meeting their expectations.

Most of the people here use '~*' to a highly ~*irritating ~*degree, and pretend that they know memes, while really not saying any past variations of so I herd u liek mudkip. There are way too many pages of spam posted to this community every day, 1% of which is actually whining about Fueled By Ramen bands.

Fbr_trash (commonly referred to as Fbrt) was started by the most rabid of the fangirls at least 100 years ago. Lulz were endless until last Thursday when membership was opened and lurkers put a stop to the lollercoaster.

Facts have been shown they believe that shit travels in rivers and streams uphill. All the members of Fbrt think they bring the extreme lulz. However, once joining you are slapped in the face with lame things such as Goat/Potato and the recent Lana/Brendon obsession. All of their "jokes" that bring the lulz are in fact retarded and not funny at all, particularly icons about Brendon Urie and coffee tables. They should seriously move on or just die.

Contents 1 History 2 The Pete Head 3 The Cycle 4 Members 4.1 Mods 4.2 The Clique 4.3 Noted Regs 4.4 Anons 4.5 n00bz 5 Famous Lurkers and/or Members 6 Getting The Band Involved 7 Drama/Historical Events 8 Posts 8.1 Anon Posts 8.2 Ftaires' Corner 9 Truth 10 The Demise 11 Related/Spin off Communities 12 External Links 13 NO U

[edit] History

Even though the present posts suck walls of dicks now, it was once a qualified lulz worthy community. Over nine thousand years ago it's first deletion was made. The mod's mood swings kicked in once they decided the community no longer had the lulz it used to. The flock of preteens BAAAWWW'd and made a new, more shittier spin off version of the community known as oicfbr. Oicfbr was full of unfunny jokes, bitterness, and clique members. Once the community came back from the month long brb the delusional preteens nearly creamed themselves and flew to their mother community to celebrate, and shat up the entire community in the process. Now the community is considered permashit, besides the occasional lulz worthy post.

[edit] The Pete Head

Due to the inflow of shitty posts in the beginning of the reign of Fbr_trash, moderator, prostitution, decided that a form of punishment was needed in order to keep the posts in check. She came up with the brilliant and epic idea to spam each post doused in shit with a page-stretching picture showcasing Pete Wentz's fug as hell face and horse teeth.

Not only did this keep the posts and members alert, but it also minimized the amount of OT posts.

The Pete Head System is still currently being used within the community.

[edit] The Cycle

Fbrt goes through the same process that repeats itself every few months; it goes as follows.

• Something hilarious/scandalous happens within FBR
• All the noobs start joining because they want to know the ~details on said event.
• Fbrt milks the scandal/hilarity for as long as it possible can.
• People start complaining that the event is old news and everyone needs to stop posting about it.
• No more hilarity is happening so people start posting memes and unrelated things.
• The noobs go 'oic' and they contribute to the memes.
• The mods go 'omg fbrt wut is wrong with u'!!!
• The comm gets deleted for a month because that will ~totes make it more awesome when it returns.
• The comm returns, cycle begins again.

[edit] Members

The members of fbrt can be subdivided into many different categories as follows.

[edit] Mods

The mods are all Nazis who will permaban you for lulz. They continue to defend their fascist ways by saying they created the community to power trip. In reality, they are all lazy and get asslickers to do everything for them. At least one claims prostitution as her profession irl. This may or may not be a reference to a song by Cobra Starship. It is assumed that either there is no posting queue, meaning nobody checks the posts, and fucking everything gets posted automatically, or that the mods don't actually give a shit about keeping the journal on topic. . Moderators include:

• prostitution Previously peetwents, also referred to as "Molly". Youngest of the five moderators. Known for her love of Britney Spears, Spice Girls, chatspeak, and cat named Pepe. Usually the moderator that deletes the community. Original moderator, creator of community.
• obeytheempress Also referred to as "Tara". Brags about performing sexual favors for her azn boyfriend. Oldest of the five moderators. Also original moderator, creator of community. Barely comes on.
• marciletsdisco Also referred to as "Marci". Alleged Anthony Green fangirl who secretly brags about not listening to Fbr bands despite her frequent lurking of the Panic at the Disco Livejournal community. Is friends with prostitution and obeytheempress, so was given moderation privelage due to association. Thinks italicizing comments = auto lulz. Is incorrect.
• homophobia Also referred to as "Nat". Most indie of the five moderators. Admired by other supposed indie Fbr_trash members such as old_fart_1 and ftaires. Is friends with prostitution, and was alleged first member, so was given moderation privilege. Doesn't really do anything.
• nin3nthaftrn00n Also referred to as "Alyssa". No longer a mod. Usually not talked about as much due to her username being fucking retarded. Is friends with prostitution, and was alleged second member, so was given moderation privilege. Didn't really do anything. Recently had moderation privelage taken away due to the convoitises h8 g8, not doing her job, breaking rules, etc.

[edit] The Clique

The Clique is a group of very close "friends" who may or may not be lesbians plotting a giant orgy in the near future. Most moderators and members of Fbr_trash blame them for all the problems within the community. This includes: lack of lulz, obnoxious new members, lame posts, shitty manips, and the apocalypse.

They are hated on mostly for invading Fbr_trash posts with their shitty inside jokes, one of which includes a panda. They also make shitty posts asking members to join their aim and/or stickam chats, however once someone enters said chat, that person is ignored, denounced, belittled, and/or disregarded to the fullest extent. The clique may think the chats are funny, but in reality they're not, don't bother.

The Clique is kind of dead now, most likely plotting a civil war.

The Clique consists of (give or take a few members):

• turnthisaround Also known as Jess. Knows organs irl and would suck Nate Novarro's dick if given the chance. One of the few original members left who call people out for being retarded, which makes her hated by n00bs.
• organs Ximeng or ~Sha-mung~ (referred to as a panda). Asskissed by all n00bz because of '1337' status. Hates everybody because she's an elitist cunt with no soul. Formerly known as convoitises.
• nin3nthaftrn00n See also: Mods. Possibly unwanted by other clique members, no one knows when she even "joined" the clique. Kind of just there. She daydreams about l'ing spencer smith's v.
• sseasonalaffair Fairly young member of the Clique who fangirls Alex Gaskarth's ugly ass 100% of the time. She spends the rest of her time being fucked by Oh, Hush!. She is also obsessively in love with The Rocket Summer. Rumor has it Bryce Avary has a restraining order against her.
• sssupersonic Another young member of the Clique. She's not always too active in Fbrt but she's still in the Clique and they all love her. She loves Alex Suarez, when she meets him she will die. Do you hear me? Dead. She will be dead and after she is dead her ghost will rape Alex Suarez.
• psychedelic_xox aka psychedelic_cocks A girl named Saida and no one really knows how to say her name nor do they care. she spends her time whining about free stickers and harvests their acorn supply in November. Known to have fangirly outbursts with flight of the conchords and likes to comment posts with their lyrics when irrelevant. She acts nice when she's probably talking shit behind your back. Has a photo collection of the beatles in their underwear.
• brentscandalous Real name is Catherine, used to be retarded but she finally started to stfu and not be stupid.
• mystickromance Aka Amy. Rode on the stupid teacups. Is an enormous camera whore and is completely random and says irrelevant and obnoxious things A LOT.
• textaz Aka kate/k8/k*/k7/ksomeothernumbersandsymbols. Token Australian. Has a pet koala or kangaroo or something. A friggin QT. Loves Brighten.
• quail Used to be 'rares'. Flaky bitch who never says shit, and when she does, it's retarded babble about Spencer Smith or being a sif or being obsessed with unfunny TV show The Office or something. Fucking loner who knows psychedelic_xox irl. Always invites herself into things, such as the Clique because she is a presumptuous tard. Pretends she knows memes. Shut her the fuck up right now.

The Clique are known to be Soviet spies who will report any shittalk.

[edit] Noted Regs

This is all tru fax.

Males

• ftaires Possibly the only male in the community to ever post a full head shot, making him fapping material for all the regular members. Self-proclaimed indie kid, and Conor Oberst fangirl. Is in a feud with simpleyetcolin. Is in denial of homosexuality. Also likes to call girls cunts indicating girls are just not his cup of tea. Gets butthurt over anons that question his indie kid knowledge quite often.
• liquidclock irl biffles with kiki kannibal. Known for being an attention h0ar. Frequently posts pictures and videos of himself doing dumb scene things, but no one bitches because they all fap to him. Gay for real. Has n00dz that are currently in the possesion of stfxup_lauren (who is almost as big of an attention h0ar as he is)
• simpleyetcolin Known for starting drama and his infamous Regina Spektor icons. Username often misread as "simpl eyet colin" or "simp leyetco lin." Is in a feud with ftaires. Friends with moderators Molly, and Nat. Is considered sexier than ftaires due to his scandalous photos. Thinks he brings the lulz but has the complete opposite effect. Most would say he's gay, but it is more than likely that he spends most of his time fapping to his own reflection. He was extremely r00d to the one and only ~Alex Suarez~ and anons called him out. However, viawentzcock tried to defend his r00dness but fucking failed at it.
• supahsoakah The newest male to come out of hiding. Older than the other three put together. Also much better looking. Hardly ever posts, but when he does it's either snarky or dumb and irrelivent. Mostly known for his gross icons. Pretended to be kevin kane on aim using the sn kevinpowerspace.

Females

• inkdiet Barely posts, but when she does she is one of the most eloquent Fbr_trashers. Came to the rescue during Fbrt's 5000 comment post and consistently commented in order to reach said goal. Has proven to be one of the more wittier members.
• mormonisms Panic At The Disco super fangirl. A little too old to be in the comm.
• welly7 Epic Feeny icon. 'nuff said. Doesn't post anymore.
• ohnoezlolhan Not really a notable reg anymore. Is obsessed with Jeff Czum - which means she has a fetish for men who appear to have down syndrome.
• stfxup_lauren Firm believer that caps lock is cruise control for cool, and has yet to realize just how wrong she is. Known for her Shaant/Lance Bass icon and overuse of memes. Smokes a lot of salvia, and probably thinks all of fbr_trash is a dream anyway, which explains why she likes to ask anons and members for advice on her daily life. She quit J. Crew because she is a snotty little diva and thinks she's better than everyone else. She is also bff with vitasenzafine IRL and e-bffs with liquidclock and wants to make sure everyone fucking knows it. Is the sole owner of the Eddie N00dz because of their deep e-love. Wrote a guide for fbr_trash n00bz and everyone is pm waiting for her to be modded since she already acts like one.
• writeoffs One of the more well-known, but still mostly disliked new regs. Mostly because she tends to say annoying, or offensive things over and over and over again. Then, when people get pissed she decides to call the wambulance and ask why no one likes her anymore, or beg for forgiveness. This is what fueled her first feud with wherezmyprozac, since writeoffs called her and alex marshall fug. Then tried to backtrack, and claim that that's not what she meant. The feud is over, but it bought a few lulz while it lasted. Now, she's whining about her current feud with turnthisaround, since she is one of the few old members left who will call people out for being retarded. The prevalence of her comments has drastically decreased though, and it's something all of fbrt is grateful for. Holy fuck.
• itsbemisbitch Used to be cancerblood, renamed for obvious reasons. Token MCR fangirl, and obsessed with Max Bemis. Likes to create Stickam chats, but has yet to get on cam or post pix. This means that she is most likely a pedo.
• playcrack Noted porn .gif poster. Sucks Kevin from Powerspace's dick. Elitist. She's really nice, and gives good advice to the n00bs about sex.
• lurid_eye Known for her love of William Beckett/Ben Barnes. Would rape either if she got the chance. Apparently needs to GTFO according to Anons. She's secretly Alex Marshall hence the name "lurid eye". This is what children used to call his ugly spot on his eye.

[edit] Anons

The anons of Fbrt, also known wholly as "Bitter/Angry/Rude Anon", are known for being extremely hostile in almost every post. They attack members of the community for absolutely no reason at all except for the fact that they must be "jealous" of the members they bitch at. They are one of the only sources of real lulz and are too familiar with the oh so classic lines "u r a pussy because you won't post under ur real name!!!!11!!!!", "ur opinion doesn't matter bc ur anon!!1!1!111!!!!!", and "______ anon is ______". Also make you piss yourself laughing. Example of One Anon Example of Many Anons and another and another~

[edit] n00bz

• Scarf Girl. IS NOT THE SAME PERSON AS DEBBIE/TAIGIRL31
• xfreehugs
• vampir Dumb cunt that would start a fight with you just because. Luckily, she seems to be gone.
• plasticfights Doesn't belong in the regs section, belongs in the noobs section. She is for serious crazy and thinks everyone except goodoldwar loves her. Is wrong. Posed as a dude to get attention, came back again with the un 9dicks. Probably schizophrenic, is also believed to be impersonating Brendon urie on aim with the sn unicorn spasm
• brentscandalous Possibly the dumbest member of fbr_trash. Got butthurt over everyone hating her, and spammed the community. She then made another livejournal (chatefrinnents) (which is quite obviously a reference to "chat friends") after she left the community on her brentscandalous account, and made a terribly sad attempt at spamming all fueled by ramen communities including fbr_trash. Will most likely return on another acount to pull some other asinine move.
• jedi_iwakura Serious furry.
• ffancykid Annoying fangirl of all sorts. Posts useless articles and crap no one truly cares about (apart from her Dejesus fan sign).
• iknitmyscarff Fucking bitch who thought she was super witty by commenting rude things on member's pictures. Was banned for her rebelliousness and all the fbr_t munchkins were happy the wicked witch was ded.
• wherezmyprozac Cab fag and fangirl in general. Fucking retarded, thinks she is funny. Only fellow cab fags get her humor and idiotic fangirlyness. Is despised by 90% of fbr_trash which includes all of the regs. The only people who like her are fellow cab fags which doesn't really mean much since they're all retarded.
• decembereyes_ N00b. Obviously wants to be portrayed as fbr_trash's resident stoner. This is an obvious failure and a desperate attempt to gather more attention to her naive self. Also noted to be in denial of her idiocy.

[edit] Famous Lurkers and/or Members

There are several Fbr members that have been seen lurking and/or posting in Fbr_trash. Below are the members that have been confirmed:

• David Blaise of the band This Providence
  • Frequents the Fbrtrash AIM chat, has taken a (notably bitter) fansign
• Andy Horst of the band This Providence
  • Frequents the Fbrtrash AIM chat, has admitted to lurking the neighboring community fbr_secrets
• Vicky T of the band Cobra Starship
  • Posted and deleted a video on youtube discussing the supposed hatred and shittalking within the Fbrt community, made and deleted an epic comment in the post that posted said video, created a blog acknowledging the backfire from both the video and comment
• Gabe Saporta of the band Cobra Starship
  • Fellow band member, Vicky T, told members of Fbrt that Gabe had replied anonymously to a secrets post the community cobrasecrets, believed to lurk Fbrt every now and then. Made a shirt stating "FBRT FTW LMYV", short for "Fbr_trash for the win, lick my vagina"
• Alex Suarez of the band Cobra Starship
  • Entered an Fbrtrash AIM chat and admitted that him and fellow band member, Gabe Saporta, lurked and that they "cracked the fuck up."
• Kevin Kane of the band Powerspace
  • Frequent Fbrt poster and commenter, acknowledged his presence in a comment, has taken a (notably witty) fansign. Is now a moderator.

[edit] Getting The Band Involved

• paramoremusic g8 - probably one of the community's most treasured "pwn".

Unknowing paramoremusic member made a statement that the band Paramore was "bringing back rock and roll." All knowing moderator, obeytheempress called out Unknowing paramoremusic member, spawning an epic thread of paramoremusic n00bz defending their god Hayley Williams. Somewhere in this thread, the one and only Hayley Williams replied to obeytheempress, saying something along the lines of "Hey man, IAWTC! We aren't reviving rock! But don't bash my vocal chords man, I can sing FREAKING MARIAH STYLE!". Resulted in paramoremusic n00bz making comments like "WOW HAYLEY YOU OWNED HER!", when in fact, Hayley was agreeing with obeytheempress. paramoremusic is now a prime target for Fbr-trash bashing.

This was considered an epic event in Fbr_trash history due to Tara's ability to "get the band involved". You can find Hayley's response and the thread in it's entirety here.

• kevin from powerspace g8 - the most legendary thing that has ever happened to fbr_trash.

In some post that nobody cared about, a member of the Fueled By Ramen band Powerspace left a comment using their band journal. This member was Kevin Kane and he succeeded in making the entire comunity shit bricks. Fbr_t was not only surprised by him keeping his promise and making a sign, but also his knowledge of internet speak and the amount of lulz he brought. Blaise-ically.

• Vicky-T g8 Vicky - T looks like a man.

she think she doesn't we think she does

• Alex Gaskarth/Go suck 9 dix g8-He can't dish it and he don't kno how 2 take it

Member (and noted gkarth fangirl) sseasonalaffair made a post jokingly calling out gkarth as a pedo. Post has since been baleeted due to the mods wanting to suck gkarths 9 dicks

Alex was shocked and appalled to say the least, and came back full force in an angry blog this blog consisted of major fails on gkarths part, and he was left to the ruthlessness of fbr_t.Why can't everyone be like gabe? The thread was also full of some gkarth luving butthurt anons and it wouldn't have been complete without some Bitchassnessfrom gkarth himself.

BUT THE MOST LOL PART OF IT ALL IS THAT ATL ISN'T EVEN FBR FUCK YOU. Suck nine dicks.

Baaaaaw go write a shitty song about it.

[edit] Drama/Historical Events

• Lolwentzfucks feud: When Fbr_trash first became a community, many people over at Anonquestions (a Livejournal community on the other side of the internets) claimed that the community was too similar to the Livejournal community lolwentzfucks. Words were said, spam was given and taken, but in the end Fbr_trash "prevailed" and lolwentzfucks ended up permanently butthurt.
• Taking over an entire community: When community we_love_fbr was spawned, it was brought to fbr_t's attention that something along the lines of "WE ARE THE COUNTER COMMUNITY OF FBR_TRASH. FBR_TRASH ARE SHITTY ASSHATS WITH NO LIFES LOLOL!!!!!" was set as we_love_fbr's user info, fbr_t attacked. One fbr_trash member schmoozed one of the we_love_fbr mods into making her a mod, then she demodded all of them, opened membership, and all fbr_trash members started spamming with n00dz, manips, etc. we_love_fbr got butthurt, and their 12 year old member sinnotatragedy thought it would be cool to report fbr_trash for "harassment". Fbr_t went on a week long scare of getting banned by the internet police, and when they were not, all things went back to normal and they all patted themselves on the back for such an epic pwn.
• Oicfbr feud: During the time of the lolwentzfucks feud, Fbrt worried about the community's ability to remain undeleted and active. In an attempt to salvage the community's spirit, several backup communities were created, thus the birth of oicfbr. That community began to become active despite Fbrt's victory over lwf. The feud of Fbrt vs. Oic then began. This battle continued over a long period of time, even becoming the cause of Fbrt's deletion at one point. However, Oic's shitty inside jokes, creation of joobz, and constant babbling of the word doof ended up being their demise.
• Roxania h8 g8: Fbrt member, roxania, was a well known oicfbr frequenter. It is said that she became so butthurt from Fbrt's actions against Oic that she ended up creating a long, yet very epic, post on oicfbr letting everyone know how she "really felt". Excerpts from this post include "I'M A FUCKING CHRISTIAN BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I ENJOY PREMARITAL SEX" as well as rants on how she's 15 but still more wise and witty than all the members of Fbrt, et cetera. This epic event ended up being even more epic due to a dramatic reading of the post being done on ytmnd. Roxania can be seen every now and then posting memes and/or anon posts in Fbrt, but as of late it is speculated that she has left the community for good.
• William Beckett's secret bb g8: When some creepy fangirl posted birth records of William Beckett's secret baby, this side of livejournal shit themselves. Pictures were found, marriage records were found, and all fans of the band The Academy Is decided that fbr_trash was the place to get the info on their womanly God's secret child. The member count of fbr_trash nearly doubled, stupid n00bz were called out, trolls resulted, and all loyal fans of the band cried and cried because they weren't the ones to carry his first child. To this day there is no solid evidence saying there is indeed a child, but no one cares and they choose to believe it anyways.

• Dear Mr. Urie g8: Long ago, on the community fueledbygossip, a screencapped version of a blog that fellow scene queen Lana Jade had ~supposedly~ written was posted. This blog was controversial in many ways. It discussed issues such as her relationship with Panic at the Disco member, Brendon Urie (proven within the blog to be more than just friendly) as well as intimate details from their supposed relationship (one involving Urie, his cum, and a coffee table that was inevitably ruined). This printscreened version of the blog was later posted on Fbr_trash, causing an inflow of fangirls to comment with different variations of "oic", "lol", and "I knew Brendon got down like that." As the pages grew more numerous in response to the post's claims, it was obvious that this had become serious business. The seriousness of this post had even been confirmed when an anonymous supposed friend of Lana had commented telling Fbrt's members to "stop", "stfd" and "to get a life". No strangers to these commands, the members of Fbrt dusted this friend hidden in anonymity off their shoulders and continued to ridicule both Lana Jade and Brendon Urie. Over time, Lana flip-flopped saying she didn't write the blog and that a friend, out of spite, had hacked her profile and written it. Fbr_trash, not fooled by such bullshit, refused to believe what she had to say and kept addressing the topic at every opportune (and even inopportune) moment. It is yet to be confirmed whether or not Brendon Urie did, in fact, ruin said coffee table, but hear you me, if it's the last thing these Fbr_trashers do, it'll be to solve this mystery.
• Convoitises h8 g8: During the creation of this Encyclopedia Dramatica page, bitter anons continued to edit in a section dedicated to Fbrt Clique member convoitises (see also: The Clique). The section included condescending details of her irl life and values as well as being pwned, pwning other members, and being held in contempt. The Convoitises section inevitably grew longer than the ED sections for both Mods and The Clique combined. It eventually became a battle versus anons and users to see who could either edit and delete or edit and add back the section. After reading the selection, Ximeng grew worried of the people within the community and their obsession with seeing her go down in flames and/or becoming butthurt. In the end, it was concluded through a second party flounce that she was no longer a part of the community. Former mod Alyssa made a post with an Eric Prydz song on autoplay that stated "ROXANIA AND CONVOITISES HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING." This resulted in her losing her mod position, and many angry anons telling her that no one gave a fuck, and really, no one did.
• Ryan/Keltie love g8: Moderator marciletsdisco made a post claiming that she had received a stern instant message from a concerned lurker of Fbrt asking them to discontinue discussions of Ryan Ross (guitarist of Panic at the Disco) and his girlfriend, Keltie Colleen. Though the full content of the instant message was never revealed, she posted an excerpt from said message in which the concerned lurker stated that they did not want their screenname being leaked. The post she made addressing this message stated that Ryan and Keltie would "appreciate it", implying that they do, in fact, lurk Fbrt from time to time. Several minutes after Marci had made the announcement, another user, more than likely a hilarious troll, made a post spamming with Ryan/Keltie pics that said "hey let's discuss ryan and keltie." It is also speculated that Fbrt member mormonisms also received a similar instant message from the same screenname, more than likely being confused as a mod by the concerned lurker. This information, however, has yet to be confirmed.
• Shaant dix g8: Shaant pm came out in a personal bulletin and then took it back (baleeted it) because he realized that Fbrt had screencapped that shit.
• March 21st: An epic day of spam.
• jamiexcoolness: LEAVE FBR BANDS ALONE!!1! THEY'RE HUMANS!
• April Fools, bitch!: For an April Fools prank the mods came up with some shit about someone from Fueled By Ramen emailed them saying they were hurting their career etc. The community was deleted because obviously they need a reason now. Everyone whined
• Tru Luv g8: User watabunnysan decided to post on the beloved patd community about his ~true love~ that he met at a concert. Fbrt got a hold of this post and began making comments and lurking his myspace. simpleyetcolin decided to play the role of Andrew, the long lost love.
• Kevin Kane: Because Fbr_t likes to s d, Kevin Kane became a mod. Everyone loved him and continued their sucking, then one day he just vanished.
• Paraless:Fbr_t discovered a great new band -- the male version of Paramore, to be exact. This band, however, became an old meme fast.

[edit] Posts

The posting style is where you really see how hypocritical these lusers are. Posts about hating bands are full of people pretending to agree. Posts about liking a band get the OP LOL'd at for admitting to like what they're supposed to be ~*trashing. Memes get by far the most replies, as the lurkers come out, get abused for posting and end up butthurt.

As aforementioned, about one percent of this community's posts are actually complaints about Fueled By Ramen Bands (i.e, a show was canceled, their new album is shit, et cetera), and the rest of it is talking about slash fiction, how bad their day was, and just plain spam.

Last.FM posts are made every Sunday. The post allows members to flaunt their last.fm charts for the rest of the internets to see. You will notice the majority of charts consist of FBR band faggotry, Hardcore crap, rock-pop fail and Indie as fuq shit.

[edit] Anon Posts

Anon posts are posts made when Fbr_trash becomes dead and desperate. They fall under the categories such as "TMI" and "post your deep dark secrets". Some users, however, feel that they are too high and mighty to go under anon, so they continue to post under their username. Unfortunately for them, they are not put on a pedestal and the mods will usually permaban them for their rebelliousness.

Not only are secrets revealed within these posts, but many conflicts have also been started. Below are a few infamous excerpts from said anonymous posts.

“	simpleyetcolin You're not really funny or insulting and it's come to the point where I feel like we're sitting in the 3rd grade cafeteria and you keep handing me your shitty mashed potatoes that no one likes, and it's like, just stop already, I don't want your mashed potatoes. So if you could just not waste my time and yours, that would be awesome, thaaaaaanks.	„
—corrinezilla

“	when I masturbate, I refuse to go too far because I want a boy to make me organism for the first time.	„
—(Anonymous)

“	anon posts always make me masturbate.	„
—(Anonymous)

These posts may/will consist of icon spam, meme spam, and pix of guys these hormonal girls want to fux (the vast majority are Models and FBR members.

[edit] Ftaires' Corner

Pretentious indie fuck ftaires had started creating random posts, what he identified as Ftaires' Corner, on Tailj. He was later banned due to no one giving a fuck. He then decided to move his corners to the shittier side of the internet -- where a conveniently placed Fbrt was awaiting his arrival.

He posts approximately once every week and his posts are usually almost always shit stained. They either consist of one or more of the following:

• Lame indie bands that no one gives a fuck about
• Lame indie bands that like 2 people give a fuck about
• Shitty songs on autoplay that no one gives a fuck about
• Lost
• Made up Fbr shit that has the potential to be funny but is usually overshadowed by his pretentious indie fuck ways therefore no one gives a fuck

He continuously begs to be unbanned but when his wishes are granted he continues being a huge dickhead.

“	If you're too much of a pussy to post un-anonymously, you have no right to talk shit. :/	„
—Ftaires

The mods don't care about these ridiculous posts because they are too busy fangirling ftaires seeing as he is the only male in the community that:

• posts regularly.
• is old enough for them not to feel guilty about fapping to his pics. (sorry, simpleyetcolin)

But in reality, ftaires is just another douchebag using livejournal to create unrealistic sentiments of his own importance. Oh, and he's gay.

We are waiting for the day when stfxup_lauren decides to make her own corner. This progression seems inevitable. Likely it will be full of kittens, BUDDHISM, and shitty manips

[edit] Truth

Just watch, this article will be linked in a post on the community come nightfall. They'll undoubtedly appear to find it hilarious, but will inside be cut deeply. Much in the same fashion they create the illusion of hating the bands they talk shit about. The rest of us will die laughing at their stupidity to not get their own life and quit being sifs.

Called it

[edit] The Demise

On April 1st, 2008 Fbr_T was deleted. It is rumored that this is because Keltie Colleen (known for fucking Ryan Ross and being a dancer) lurked and got all butthurt so she whined to the mods until they complied. She should totally just kill herself.

“	keltie colleen can suck my dick. why the fuck does she care what an internet community says about her ass? it's not like she wants to be some big CEO or the next Oprah Winfrey. She's a fucking Rockette - and last time I checked, being talked about online doesn't really affect your ability to can-can. She should grow a pair of cojones and realize that the internet is not as serious business as she wishes it were, and take responsibility for her own epic failure, and not blame a bunch of fifteen year old girls for problems in her real life. if i ever see her in the vicinity of manhattan i would give her a piece of my mind that's fa sho. no more bitch-assness, you guys.	„
—stfxup_lauren.

APRIL FOOLS!!! LOL

[edit] Related/Spin off Communities

• oicfbr, A failed version of Fbrt. Even worse in content and members. j00bz is over.
• lolwentzfucks A long feud between lolwentzfucks and Fbr_trash was evident in Fbrt's earlier years. Clearly, lwf was the far more superior community. Unfortunately its mods deleted it.
• fbr_secrets A community for members to create secrets about Fbr and its bands.
• pmorelostsongs the biggest example of fail in the history of man-kind.

[edit] External Links

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