Felching

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Felching usually refers to a popular party game that involves one person sucking semen out of a vagina or anus. Usually the vagina or anus belongs to someone else, but self-felching can be achieved via four separate methods:

1. Participant is ludicrously flexible
2. A really long straw is involved (for best results, suspend vagina or anus above the head so that the semen is forced down the throat, similar to a beer bong)
3. Participant has ribcage removed so as to provide more leverage and flexibility. This last method is known as the Marylin Manson Method.
4. Thinking with portals!

Feltching can also refer to the insertion of animals into the rectum - commonly small rodents like gerbils, hamsters, and eels. Feltcho, however, can fit his Jack Russell terrier inside his ass.