Felinoid
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Felinoid is a bald, fat, bald 39 year old Second Life furry and Chanologist on Youtube, who attempts to relate with channers due to said Chanology. Despite being three times the age of anyone he's met on the internet, Felinoid spends his time yelling at the hordes of trolls that lurk youtube from behind a comment block, usually in the defense of Wolfeedarkfang, all from the comfort of his office where he makes minimum wage working as a security guard.
He fancies himself an expert on the ways of Anonymous, and admittedly spends many nights lurking Anontalk.com
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Cyber Culture News
Cyberculturenews.com is Felinoid's wiki, or rather, a front for his opinions, using a similar method as Scientology by using a fake general "anti-intolerance" site that happens to only cover furries in any detail, although the Patriotic Nigras appear in a small rant.
| —the CCN manifesto |
Felinoid felt it necessary to use this wiki to rant about the various trolls on YouTube. Researching his ass off, felinoud eventually developed his hypothesis on the Patriotic Nigras (found here). In doing so, he breaks several of Anons secret codes. Such examples and the broken reasoning towards the Patriotic Nigras and various other trolls include;
Rules 1+2
Claiming PN associates with or is based in 4chan, despite PN's general hate towards said chan, and despite Felinoid himself parading memes across YouTube itself, let alone his wiki. This is a clear attempt at talking down to trolls, as he feels that he is special because he associates with Chanology.
Closet Furries
The age-old "furry calls the haters furries" maneuver, furries projecting their fetish on those who humiliate or question them, specifically he claims the majority of PN are furries. This method of fetish projection is an ancient and typical furry rebuttal to any form of hate that every troll has experienced from their target.
Revenge Cover Up
Claiming trolls only want revenge for some kind of injustice, this goes hand in hand with the closet furry defense as many furries can't comprehend why the ignorant hy00mans don't understand, let alone mock, a furries need for animal porn. This is also a symptom of Chanology, as these people cannot understand the motivation behind trolling in itself.
4Chan banned Raids
Because trolling him isn't exactly a "raid" and the Patriotic Nigras themselves don't organize on 4chan, let alone Chanology, this is pretty pointless.
| —felinoid; e-detectiving his ass off |
Likely his constant mentioning of PN would be because of an incident where he caught and trolled for hiding spy-scripts in whatever goofy or offensive objects in SecondLife he could find, such as the giant wearable Nazi penis, in order to report people who used these to the game admins for being offensive, this was his way of fighting trolls who would otherwise never realize he existed.
The only other full articles include How To:Deal with trolls and repeated fellatio of Wolfee Darkfang.
Explaining Anonymous
In addition to his wiki, felinoid has since taken to YouTube to spout his philosophies. In one video, felinoid gives an elaborate breakdown on Anon and who does and does not qualify.
Despite this epic fact checking, felinoid insists he's not actually an Anon.
Wolfee Darkfang
Though kept on the down low, felinoid is a longtime lover of wolfeedarkfang. Meeting on SecondLife, the two have collaborated in attempting to make Wolfee a furry icon on YouTube and abroad. When Wolfee was busted with the now infamous Beast Forum account, felinoid raged at those furries who turned against him, actually breaking down in tears (the remnants of the now bawleeted video may be heard fragmented all to fuck here) When not yiffing, felinoid provides Wolfee with Chanspeak and memes to parrot back at trolls in attempts to make them butthurt. The vast majority of these attempts end in catastrophe for Wolfee, which usually turns into felinoid rushing in for the save to argue that Wolfee had not butchered the trollspeak.
As a result of this special love, about 40% of Cyber Culture News references Wolfee, either directly or in passing.
| —felinoid on his lover |
Felinoid: Personal Army Fag
Despite priding himself on being a skilled debater and Chan extraordinaire, felinoid has run into trouble when the subtle fact that he can't argue comes into play. Instead of backing out of the argument or conceding defeat, felinoid does what he knows best; trolls! Keeping up with his expertise in the ways of Anonymous, felinoid takes nearly 9 minutes to explain how he doesn't care about someone on his page asking him questions of recent furfag shenanigans, felinoid addresses the trolls personally and asks them to troll this individual.
Assuring any trolls watching that the person in question is a total dewfang and will totally crack under the onslaught, felinoid took precautions and disabled comments, clearly under the assumption Anonymous would be too infuriated with the person he is describing and have so much rage it would erupt all over his video and not the dewfang he tipped them off about.
One would assume anyone who touted so much knowledge of Anonymous and the chans would know better than to attempt something of this sort, but as felinoid helpfully points out on Cyber Culture News, he is so beloved by those very chans that he is often mistaken for their leader.
After the horde of Anonymous that trolled the individual on his behalf, felinoid got pissy and just false DMCA'd the troll away. He then went to his LiveJournal and spent 7 minutes proclaiming the troll was now "really fucking afraid" of him. He also dedicates several minutes responding to an obvious sarcastic comment the person had made in saying that he had personally talked to Anonymous and that they had declared felinoid a bigger faggot.
After trolling this individual by means of making 8+ minute videos about them every day for 3 weeks, felinoid eventually pussed out and blocked the troll. He then made a video to declare epic victory with all the grace and tact of a 2nd grader with Downs Syndrome, and announced that he had pre-made dozens of other miniature videos in order to further "troll" this person after they were blocked. And thus, felinoid demonstrates how he believes 4chan works.
The Felinoid Method of Trolling
Felinoid makes no secret of the fact that he spends a considerable amount of time lurking various imageboards, learning their ways and appropriating their language. Rather than being ashamed of wasting copious amounts of time trying to fit in with a group of people less than half his age over the internet, felinoid sees this as a sort of accomplishment and often touts it as an advantage in dealing with those that oppose him, and as such makes full use of what he's been taught by these elusive internet subcultures. Trolling, as learn by felinoid, is an application of these 6 simple steps:
- Dedicate time to make a 10 minute video regarding an individuals 2 sentence freak out!.
- Make sure to force no less than 7 facepalms throughout the length of the video; sprinkle in lots of L337speak and hacksores references.
- Complain when most of the people replying do so to inform you that by spending 10 minutes to disambiguate a two sentence insult out of anger is actually being trolled and not trolling; complain over being hounded by this individuals "minions" (make no acknowledgment that more than one person might find you idiotic as a result of your ramblings, these are clearly sockpuppets). Make no mention of any similar personal army faggotry you've attempted in the past.
- Delete said comments, block those posters from making subsequent comments.
- Argue the case that being repeatedly mocked and trolled is actually blatant evidence that you're pwning the original target into submission. Dedicate another 10+ minute video to those comments.
- Make incredibly homosexual, juvenile faces at the camera throughout every future video; do so under the impression those that previously mocked you are totally freaking out! because of it.
Congratulations; you're now trolling like a true 4chan regular!
Felinoid Lets a Truck Get Stolen
felinoid often does his internet crusading from the office of his job, where he works as a security guard for as of now unknown trucking company. On July 3, 2009, however, felinoid, too busy yiffing Wolfee Darkfang in SecondLife to look out his door to make any attempt to stop unknown assailants from climbing into the cab of a fully loaded 18 wheeler and driving away with it. When questioned on why he was able to fuck up the single thing he was being employed to do, felinoid responded that because the truck was due for inspection and it sounded like the inspectors, he thought nothing of the truck driving away.
It is unknown whether or not he is employed at the moment. Surely, one of his Anonymous allies will aid him in this dark hour?
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