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Try'n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment.

Uncovered scroll that might make reference to the loose vagina syndrome

Typical whoring of Failbook.

Traditionally, a whore is a woman who exchanges sex for money, unlike a vicky who gives it up for free. However, as the word evolved, a "whore" now more commonly means (especially OTI) "someone who enjoys _________ immensely".

Whores can generally be categorized into one of the following subtypes:

1 Loose vagina syndrome
2 Putrid Pussy Syndrome
3 Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction
4 Youtubes
5 Trivia
6 Gallery
7 See also

[edit] Loose vagina syndrome

Common amongst whores, the loose vagina syndrome is generally thought to be caused by feministic empowerment. Last thursday a French cave excavation team in Tuc d\'Audoubert found convincing proof that the syndrome may date from at least 100 years ago, when Smirnoff Vodka went into production. Hidden in the rectal regions of a clay bison, an amazing haiku scroll was uncovered. The scroll seems to give reference to what the scientists think might be the actual origin of the loose vagina syndrome.

[edit] Putrid Pussy Syndrome

This is when the said whore's nether regions smell so disgustingly foul that your face will be liquidated if it gets anywhere near the vile fumes. Beware the whore with PPS & dump her immediately! See first hand the horrible thing that is PPS: http://www.myspace.com/usmelllbad

[edit] Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction

Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction (LWD) is a disease of the mind caused by feministic empowerment similar to what has been seen in LVS. However, as the term “lesbianic” would suggest, this particular disease renders its victim the whore unattracted to cock or any other part of the male anatomy. Common symptoms include posting of personal images on profile sites in a vain attempt to attract other whores, having unintelligent conversations with other whores, sparking arguments with intelligent people and complaining about the “pretty girl” population.

Ultimately, none-whores will find a large amount of lulz being generated from interaction with whores with Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction.

[edit] Youtubes

How not to be a whore

This whore deserves to be Falcon Punched once she conceives, and every time she utters the word "baby"

[edit] Trivia

Whore is the Scots Gaelic word for woman.
All fags are whores.
Most whores wear Pantyhose - more like PantyHOES, amirite?
~~You're a whore.~~ NO U
Your mom is a whore.
Whores get hot when you ignore them
Whores are good for laughs and great for parties.
If your mom was this hot the pizza delivery guy might not've puked that time.
When paying for a whore, only use paypal.
If her bush is out of control, then chances are she has AIDS

[edit] Gallery

Webcam whore makin' her moneez.	Moar Whore	The canonical Wikislut	An Ice cream whore
Another ice cream whore (click here)	WTF??	They will do you anywhere, even your local landfill!	The cycle of /b/'s camwhores.
DOING IT RIGHT	DOING IT WRONG	some camwhores are also IRL whores	A rare species (lesbianus whorica) during mating season.