Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fact: Bjork has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
The hilarious result of a human female filthy slut pwning her unborn baby by drinking alcohol during her pregnancy.
FAS results in a baby so IRL retarded the sight of the loathsome creature turns most born-again evangelicals away from Jesus, and plunges them deep into a life of sin, drug abuse and other soulless nihilism.
If such an abomination proceeds to enter your life, complain to the authorities who have let the thing into society, citing all those precious decent moments it has cost you. It's an utter shame to let such monsters tarnish your education by attending the same schools non-retards attend.
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Brain Damage
Occasionally, a so called "free" female may imbibe alcohol during pregnancy, and under the force of the modern state carry it to term so as to give us current, ongoing examples of why it is completely impermissible to allow one's stupid fuckwit bitch daughter out of the house, particularly on the oh-so-enticing weekends.
Not only will the offspring be brain damaged, but it will also be exceedingly fugly. Whilst walking down the street with your female on its leash, all shall know your numerous failures as a master, father and owner.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome makes the offspring visibly retarded, its head, body, nose and upper lip will be cleft, deformed and otherwise ghastly -- and the offspring as it ages will exhibit increasingly uncontrollable behavior, necessitating constant supervision.
Other Effects
- Facial Deformities.
- Stunted growth.
- Difficulty discerning fantasy from reality.
- Inability to control sexual impulses.
- Lack of remorse.
- Azn
- RAEP
Preventing FAS
DO NOT PERMIT THE FEMALE TO DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE PREGNANT.
Additionally, should one witness a pregnant female drinking in public, one must take proper action, including but not limited to uterine cavity removal and reporting the female and its owner to the proper authorities.
This may be difficult, as the retardation begotten from FAS is the most common in the world. As such, the woman binge drinking during pregnancy may themselves be the products of FAS, and their mothers before them, and their mothers' mothers, and their mothers' mother's mothers, etc.
The never ending lineage of FAS babies is guaranteed due to the FASers inability to reject anything which attempts to part their meat curtains.
See Also
- Down Syndrome
- Because of my syndrome
- Pillow Angel
- Retard
- Drugs
- Redneck
- Cyndre
- Uncyclopedia
- Miscarriage
- Anabelle Lotus
