Fag

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Classic image macro for use in cases of extreme faggotry.

Tempting people with early Pro-fag propaganda

Fag in training.

Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.

Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the inocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including, you guessed it, Dootsch.

Great Big One

There was recently a new level of faggotry reached.

Fag can refer to:

1. A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location followed by the word fag; eg EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag
2. Someone with zero vagina tolerance.
3. Homosexual
4. Emo
5. AIDS victims
6. A bundle of sticks
7. A cigarette, in some cultures
8. A kind of meatball [1]
9. Anyone who plays TOW Online
10. Shia LeBeouf - A jew, whose name translated into hebrew and french means 'Thank God for the Beef'. Keeps getting work because he buttfucks Michael Bay and all the other Jews in hollywood. Soon Mel Gibson will destroy him!
11. YOU

[edit] Faggotry

Faggotry is a word somehow derived from the word carpentry, the art of making things out of wood and nails, which is what Jesus did up until the Romans showed him what they made out of wood and nails.Good examples of faggotry is "ultraforge"from the site Youtube

• Faggotry is making people into faggots, and is what Jesus did on the weekends.
• Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
• Faggotry may also be used to describe the act of losing really really bad against a friend. For example, your buddy just beat you so bad in Tekken it was like being gang raped in a prison shower. Your friend committed Faggotry.

[edit] Faggot Tree

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe by Last Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches were added to the Faggot Tree:

• Your birth
  
• The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
  
• The Lawlocaust
  
• A new furry joins the furfagdom
  
• Women's suffrage becomes legal
  
• The invention of Broadway plays
  
• m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan

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[edit] Faggots in Literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of Literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wiki's and display a roman shower of faggotism by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

[edit] Furfags

Furfags are widely known for their ability to even comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas on their chest and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They sometimes even dress themselves in fursuits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit. Furfaggotry also utilizes Rule 34 to rape the absolute shit out of our feeble childish memories.

How a Furfag Is Made

In the sixth grade there are two kids, Joey and Jimmy. Jimmy is a homo. They both get the assignment to do a report on the cheetah. Joey and Jimmy go to each others' homes and study long and hard. They even find out where cheetahs live and eat. The next day, they turn in the report, and their teacher, Mrs. Williams, gives them an A+. They are both extremely excited. Joey decides that's the end of it and goes on with his life, but Jimmy stays up all night making a cheetah costume with a little hole for his penis so he can have sex without taking off the fursuit. He then becomes an artist and draws pictures of a cheetah with four penises and three vaginas fucking the absolute shit out of a tiger who has a dildo implanted on its head and seven tits and three dick-nipples. Thus, in Jimmy, a furry is fucking born.

What the Furfag Thinks: YIFF YIFF SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH OMFG LULZ LOL I THINK I'M A FUCKING HORSE WITH FOUR HUNDRED DICKS ON MY FOREHEAD

What You Think: YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

[edit] Fags on IRC

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

Behold raw faggotry at work.

[edit] Examples

For a some fine examples of faggotry, see everything on LiveJournal and 4chan and HellsAngels.

One of the finest examples of faggotry is the group God hates fags who, ironically, have been so ghey that people join the other side just to piss them off.

[edit] Faggot Facts

The faggot police are on patrol!

• Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
• Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
• Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
• Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
• Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
• You can find faggots here. Visit them.

[edit] Faggotry = Cool?

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be cool. They were usually straight, though, just acted like fags. Many people on the internet looked up to them; they were their idols. This is especially true on DevianTART. Many straight artists who act like fags are actually quite popular.

[edit] Difference between homos and faggots

Typical Azn fags

The short version: homos are normal people who have man sex in private and keep it that way, faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than Gods.

The long version: faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

• Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
• Talking with a lispth.
• Marching in a "gay pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
• Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
• Saying "Hel-Lo!"

[edit] Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them.

Gay-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"—a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

[edit] Gallery of Faggotry

Galleria de Furfaggotry

Do Work. To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel Or this tunnel The Military-Homosexual agenda at work. See Wapanese

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT The Reigning King Sighting of four faggots Over 9000 faggots are eaten in the UK every day 300 is fine too. Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: Noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores) Fags love their pink balloons. Fag The Faggot Family! World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena. Faggotry knows no borders. America: keeping fags in their place. where he frum? Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself. He eats two weiners. PEESE GUISE LOL BUTTSECKS PLZ ...

[edit] See Also

• Fagnostic
• Fagolescence
• Bros B4 Hoes
• Emosexuality
• ModelMayhem (fags loev this site)
• Gay hanky code
• Fag Enabler
• List of heterosexual Wikipedia admins
• Keith Wenn
• Tylor King

[edit] External Links

• BBC News: Family of Faggot Fans
• A den of faggotry moste foule
• EmoThe faggot's homebase
• A faggot forumVisit the shit out of it for lulz.
• http://www.bebo.com/Sorry-kinda-busy
• This Guy
• And this wanker too.
• GayPride parade in Russia - Gets a SURPRISE!!
• PHOTOGRAPHUR!
• Music fags play/have sex to
• http://www.myspace.com/isaacaasi