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File Pile

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

File Pile is a website started by cum guzzler Andre Toryrez. Access is only open to registered users. Users of File Pile, known as Pilers, claim this improves the quality of posts, although at least 100 percent of the posts are month-old reposts from Something Awful or Beta. There are four "piles": Images, mp3s, Movies, and Text.

File Pile is also FilePile.com, an old website nobody cares about.

[edit] Users

The over 9000 users of File Pile include F-list internet celebrities such as Cory Doctorow and Anil Dash. Pilers treat the service as their cool secret clubhouse and attempt to slip references to it wherever they can. If you see the names Filipe Le or Fipi Lele, you can be sure the author is a Piler. Users who have been kicked out, such as JohnnyDark and Xed, will offer to fellate Andre to get back in, and then become extremely butthurt when they are refused.

The closed nature of File Pile makes it a perfect conduit for trading CP, and as such many Pilers are pedos.

[edit] Trolling File Pile

As it is a closed site, and Andre only gives accounts in exchange for buttsex, it is difficult to troll File Pile directly. However, the users are extremely protective of their little treefort. Posting any details about File Pile on a publicly accessible website will cause the pilers to get mad and, like a bunch of butthurt Scientologists, try to get the material removed. This act often results in double lulz as File Pile and the site the information was posted on overreact, as was the case with the Wikipedia article on File Pile. ([1], [2])

If you manage to get into an account, post Johnny Cash's cover of the Nine Inch Nails song Hurt to the mp3 pile. They love that shit.