Final Boss of the Internet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Over the years, there has been much debate as to who the Final Boss of the Internet might be. Joseph Evers? The IWF? Anonymous? Tim Berners-Lee? Ohbutyouwillpet? Rorschach? You? Al Gore? lulz turtle? It's one of the internets' greatest and most endearing unsolved mysteries.
The term "Final Boss of the Internet" has seen application on the *chan imageboards for a considerable while now. Still, we are no closer to deciphering its true meaning.
It is thought that the term "final boss of the internet" originates from 13-year-old boys who are still obsessed with video games. Problem is, seeing the internet as a video game is a Very Bad Idea, because the internet is serious business, and some of the things you do and say on the internet can make the party van show up outside your door, unlike with a computer game.
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Our dedicated research team at Encyclopedia Dramatica looked into this linguistic phenomenon.
Well, there you go. But since Urbandictionary is not a reliable reference source, we turn to Wikipedia, which doesn't have an article on this. So go and fucking create it. DIY, faggot.
Update: Recent research has shed some light on this topic. It has been theorized that by being longer than longcat, becoming an hero and subsequently winning The Game, dividing by zero and surviving, setting the world record for anti-semitism, and actually learning a thing or two about how your lord and savior, the internets, works, one can actually make themselves the final boss of the internet. Further speculation suggests that being the final boss of the internet grants you the power to ban any user from anything, alter anyone's connection speed, and to make people realise just how much of a jewfag they really are. The race is in fact, on, to test this theory.
http://goronchev.magnify.net/video/The-final-boss-of-the-Interne Smugfag being used by anonymous's comments, to activate his final boss operation, a easy way to use goronchev as our bitch. Check up his previous blogspot posts and comments from anonymous. You see why. Obvious troll is obvious. He misses the point.
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The truth is that the final boss of the internet is a lie. If the final boss of the internet existed then shit would hit the fan. The FBI would get spammed mercilessly with CP and they'd have no clue wtf was goin on. Once they realised that they were about to be nuclear bombed theyd simultaneously shit loads of bricks.
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