Finestdrops

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Finestdrops, one of the older members of LiveJournal, started out as an irreverent member of salj. He followed in his hero camel_spider's footsteps by threatening to kill furries in every corner of the internet.

Upon the untimely dissolution of salj, a furry with multiple personality disorder identifying himself as The Kadaitcha Dancers attempted to pry his friends and accquaintances for dirt to ruin him. The Kadaitcha Dancers had no idea that finestdrops knew his ways in and out of law books better than F. Lee Bailey. The threatening correspondences between finestdrops and The Kadaitcha Dancers were chronicled in a long gold thread in the humor forums at Something Awful. Eventually, after they realized that finestdrops has no arrest record, and no shame, The Kadaitcha Dancers gave up, copped out and revealed that it was their goal to get a gold thread on Something Awful.

Finestdrops then attempted to join indiefucks to keep himself from dying of boredom without his salj brethren. After posting drunk one too many times he was banned because the indiefucks mistakenly believed he was a racist and a sexist.

Recent sightings of finestdrops have shown him alive and well and providing joy and laughs to the friendly people of LJ. He moderates oldindiefucks but no one posts there much anymore.