Fire
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A particularly conspicuous genre of self injury.
[edit] History of Fire
Fire has existed for at least 100 years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some cheetohs marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal cruelty and tesla coils and whatnot.
[edit] Uses of Fire
Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to:
- dramatic entrances
- smoking
- essential for starting a flame war
- putting Jews in their place
- getting rid of those pesky asians
- solving the black problem
- giving white supremacists what they deserve
- getting rid of those pesky homosexuals which essentially cures AIDS
- like AIDS fire can also cure all other forms of diseases including Acne
- burning small furry animals to piss off animal rights activists who really only care about the rights of cute animals, those bigots
- Killing it
- Doing 1d20 damage/round.
- Burning Jews
- Putting Wiggers in their place.
- Burning California
- Clearing Large rooms of people, generally resulting in Lulz and a stampede.
- Helping out Catnarok
- ????
- Profit!
[edit] See Also
- Flame wars
- Flamer
- Pyro
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Zippocat
- Olngact, third member of the Holy Cat Family
