Fisting
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The Lulz Turtle gets down with his bad self.
Putting your fist up a hot chick's ass or pussy. Any questions? Only a slut or your mom can take a fist, unless you have the tiny hands of a pussy. Also, if you shag a woman who can, you will invariably get a disease. Any man who wants to do this may be into guro, so beware.
PROTIP: Christians should keep in mind that God is OK with fisting. LOL WUT.
However, there are some people who are so lonely and/or just faggots who fist themselves, such as:
- Hillary Clinton
- Al Gore
- Jack Thompson
- Your mom (who isn't lonely, just very horny)
- Niggers
- Members of shitty bands such as My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Slipknot and Linkin Park
- The 13 year old fanboys and 16 year old fangirls of aforementioned shitty bands
- You and your fellow basement-dwellers
Holy Shit - Triple fisting. Even your mom has to charge extra for this.
