Fists The Echidna

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Fists will argue to the death that she is Shadow's one and only wife.

Fists The Echidna was first spotted on deviantART in September 2007. She instantly declared herself the one and only wife of Shadow The Hedgehog, submitting image after image of her fan-character "Fists" in romantic clinches with Shadow. Anyone who dared tell her that Shadow wasn't real and that she was crazy, was declared a retard.

This makes her a typical Mary Sue, thus she should be avoided at all times.

Like all good deviantARTlets, Fucktard The Echidna draws completely original re-colored Sonic fan characters. In fact, the name "Fists" is so original, that at least four others can be seen on deviantART at any given time. Amusingly, all of them seem to have missed the lulz garnered by the name.

In January 2008, Fists opened a YouTube account and proceeded to show off her talents in video format. Most of her videos are incoherent rantings at supposed enemies - imaginary or otherwise - or anyone who dared to pair Shadow with someone other than Fists.

After alienating everyone on both deviantART and YouTube, Fists blocked pretty much every simple troll method on her accounts that she could think of and now sits screaming out her shit onto the internets, while no-one can do anything about it.

Fists believes that if you ship a crack pairing like Tikal and Shadow, or Sonic and Silver, you're retarded and should have your ass kicked. The characters have to have seen each other, and have matching color schemes. Though this doesn't seem to apply to her Mary Sue, who doesn't even exist in the series to begin with. Her love with Shadow is ENDLESS She made a five-minute long video explaining what fan pairings are and are not retarded. And if you do not agree, you're a "doof" who deserves to be stoned to death.

Fists is likely to be the Gaydiamond of the Sonic community.

She has a boyfriend named Johnny and she claims to love him. Poor Bastard.

How to Piss Fists Off

Fists sure is a looker...is it supposed to be a female?

~~She~~ It KNOWS!

Fists shares her re-color secrets.

Create a YouTube account.
Put her character as your icon/background.
??????
PROFIT!

An easier way to piss her off is to say Shadow is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, gay, stupid, retarded, etc. The possibilities are endless!

Examples:

Some one takes her name and she reacts. < Warning, fail ahoy. Troll for great justice.

~~Some one uses her character as an icon and she reacts.~~ DELETED Troll these YouTube vids for lulz.

Someone points out how talented and hot she really is.

Quotes

“	SHADOW IS STILL MINE AND MINE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!	„
—Fucktard The Echidna

“	SHADOW IS MY HUSBAND!!!!!! like it or not, he's MINE, that means that if you take him, your heart will explode along with salt poured into the wounds!!!.	„
—Moron The Echidna

“	Mess with me, and you'll get in trouble. Stay away from me, there will be no trouble.	„
—Fuckfag The Echidna

“	sorry, but i don't have a crush. i'm married to shadow!	„
—Fisting The Echidna

“	Put your youtube name down and then your fav sonic character: Knufists -- My husbad, Shadow the adorable hedgie!!	„
—Fapping With Echidnas

“	Who's your chara's crush?: Knufists-- even though my name is KNUfists, my heart is set the one, only, most aodrable, shadow the hedgehog. and if peoples are tryin to break us up, you be trippin and be not breathin by this saturday!!!	„
—Fermenting The Echidnas

“	and if people hate recolors, then YOU HATE AMERICA!!!	„
—Faggot the Cuntba-fucktar-Assrape-Echidna

“	Why...would you WANT to be ME?!	„
—Fist the No-One-Wants-to-be-You-Furfag-Echidna

DON'T MESS WITH THE FISTS!

LULZ, DON'T MESS WITH HER SRRSLY

LULZ SOMEONE MESSED WITH HER SRRSLY

Fists on Art

Fists is a fan of re-colors, and her friend sonicsclone16 on DevianTART supports her in this view.

EDIT: SONICSCLONE16 IS ACTUALLY FISTS THE ECHIDNA

ALONG WITH Sonamelia

“	the people who recolor pictures don't fucking care how much people worked hard on pictures, THEY RECOLOR THE PICTURES GOOD OR BAD. ...ok, mostly good pictures they recolor. but still, you guys are responsible for making the pictures! so if you don't want people recoloring them, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THE PICTURES IN THE FIRST PLACE	„
—sonicsclone16

And such a foolproof reasoning that is! If you don't want to be re-colored, DON'T DRAW!

Examples of Fists re-coloring Sonic characters can be seen here:

Re-colour of kaoru-chan's ShadAmy pic.

Masterful. Simply masterful.

If someone can tell us what this is a re-color of, we will update with the information.

Not even Fairly OddParents survives her fandom unscathed!

Re-colour of Tigerfrog's Loligoth ShadAmy Pic, ironically the original is the youtube profile picture of a girl whom Fists dedicated TWO screaming hate videos to.	'Revolutionary Girl Utena' never stood a chance.	Surely this is real?	I have NO idea.
Cake?	A coupla lovelies.	Fists has a new look.	Shadow and Fists procreated???

Fists shows off her re-coloring Mad Skillz in this ~~YouTube video~~ deleted.

When Fists isn't re-coloring images she clearly had no permission to play with, she's attempting to draw for herself. And such art she produces! Isn't it a wonder she hasn't fallen to sonicsclone16's re-color theories?

Why indeed?.

As if there weren't enough self inserts.

The ultimate in Self Insertion.

FRANKIE not FISTS.

Fists Gaia Online contest entry.	Fists also supports Sonic/Blaze!	FAIL.	Fists attempts to draw for real.
WTF?	Queen Fists and King Shadow???	Fists does romance.	Oh yes. Oh so evil.

FANART

Shadow shares his fetish with fists.

Fists IRL.

rule 34'd.

Drawn by this guy.

Drawn by BFF Flirty The Fox.	Drawn by Leanne605.	FEAR THEM.	All Hail Shadow!!!
Even pedophiles hate her

DRAMA

Fists doesn't get it.

And she hasn't made any fans by saying it.

Fists stakes her claim and attracts Drama!

Fists receives high praise from her fans.

Goth - the new Autism!	Fists wears boxers - quite why we need to know this...	BAN PLZ (asked after first reading this very article).	Is Fists cheating on Shadow???
Fists a nudist? Google thinks so!	Fists can't count - even when shown how.	Just how Emo IS Fists?	We care!