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You know they're fit when they're not American...

Fitlads.net is the epitome of faggotry and an interweb community website designed to allow the infectious, camp, homosexual fairys of Britain and beyond a place to practice trolling and perving over the pictures of other dirty old men.

This sweaty disease pit, infected with more AIDS than the habbo hotel-Africa pool on a hot day, is dominated by the creators.

David: a skinny, acne-stained middle aged man who has long past his sell-by date.

And;

Joseph: David's visually inferior counterpart (who feels, in order to make up for the lack of sex he gets IRL, he must upload an excessive amount of horrific, repugnant pictures to his profile, pictures of his vile genitalia and of performing the sexual acts of torture and rape while wearing little less than out-of-date footy gear in a desperate attempt to conceal his screaming, pillow-biting inner queen.)

1 The Members
2 Fitlads fags on Youtube
3 See Also
4 External Links

[edit] The Members

Minions of the over(gay)lords, David and Joe, come in many shapes, colours and sizes. All however, have one thing in common. They all, are not only fag recruits looked down upon by the entire universe of normal people, but are also the repressed, withdrawn recluses of the homosexual society sneered at and disregarded by the proper queers of the world.

These social outcasts, clutching perilously to their last ounce of dignity, regularly troll the forums day in and day out, week after week, in a desperate struggle to feel better about their dreadful little lives. They, like a parasite, feed off the other member's insecurities, passionately squashing those weaker than themselves, extinguishing their will to live and ultimately concluding with the psychologically devastated victim's suicide - go:delete.

These disgusting queers are ruled over by their empress Karen Walker (iconical) and his burly bodyguard (Known as 'Spikey Lee', so called because of the many piercings on his penis)

Fitlads has often been divided into subsects, such as the 'Forum Whores', ruled by steandsteven and wildy propagated by makinthemost.