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Flardox
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“well I was (a friend) but only to get rid of a few things. after attacking ross and joeker well I realised they are true friends as they accepted my apology. anyways after seeing the amount of times joeker and ross were attacked by phil I thought "(beep!) it". anyways for all I know phil could select me to be one of his bum-chums”
- ~ User:Flardox on Another blog on March 15, 2008
Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To leave this user a message, please visit User_Talk:Flardox.
Flardox is a butthurt, dyslexic, homophobic, script kiddie, wannabe grammar Nazi, backstabbing, E-bully, self-diagnosed Asspie from Portsmouth who has attacked ED by blanking articles like Phil's World and Asperger's syndrome (but has a mom that EDiots "would hit.") He has also created two petitions, the first to try and get the Asperger's Syndrome article baleeted and the second to attempt a final solution for what supposedly ails ED. Like most Asspies, Flardox's (mom) has told him that he is special all his life (his dad just pats him on his helmet with all the shiny stickers on it,) causing him to think that he is somehow above the TOS of a website and that he can do whatever he wants without any repercussions. The end result of this bad parenting is that he has become a major internet asshole and all-round fucktard, complete with a serious case of unwarranted self-importance.
In the Asstard community, he is well known as being nothing more than a lapdog for Phil's World, who is sent to somehow destroy all of Phil's "Aspie Enemies" by acting like an assclown. Like most mong's Flardox believes in Social Darwinism, and thinks that the flailing race should rule the world. He plans to soon expedite this by killing everyone in Portsmouth (including his non-Assburger family members).
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[edit] Chronology (Events will be added as they occur.)
| — Ross Lumbus in response to Flardox's bawwwfest over ED. |
On the Asperger's syndrome page he removed the reference to Aspies for Freedom and the reference to his first petition. On the Phil's World page he removed the link to his user page on the site, and the link to his second petition. He also took out all the other links to Phil's World, proving that Dragonspawn might be right about this faggot being a schizophrenia identity of the owner of the site, Timelord.
Weatherman restored the lulz, and he raped Flardox for 2 weeks but then he changed his mind for moar lulz.
I'd love to see what you come up with after all I can use it against you! to all E.D spammers on both petitions get this inside your inferior minds! Your comments will be used against you you are only making your site look even worse people are laughing at you behind your backs you are not insulting me in any way only doing the opposite making me laugh at you! goodbye Imbeciles! Flaredox P.s there is no need to spam the petitions anymore I don't need them P.P.S DO NOT POST MY EMAIL ADDRESS AGAIN! And they all lived happily ever after!
WhiteMystery decided enough of the niceties and raped Flardox.
Note: Before I start this letter, I would like to take a moment to thank everyone in the AFF forum for your welcoming nature and for tolerating the current ’drama’ that has been going on between Flardox and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Dear Flardox.
After 2 months of having to revert your vandalism, listening to your slanderous comments, attacking specific Encyclopedia Dramatica user pages, and making accounts on Encyclopedia Dramatica without reading the TOS. We at Encyclopedia Dramatica would like to request an official apology in your own words stating that;
1) You are sorry for insulting any of Encyclopedia Dramatica’s users. 2) You now understand that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a parody site. 3) You acknowledge that you have used the accounts Flardox, Xodralf, Virus x and Virus v on Encyclopedia Dramatica. 4) You will never make another edit on Encyclopedia Dramatica ever again. 5) You have been trolled by Encyclopedia Dramatica. 6) You like Mudkips.
You can do this by making a new thread on the ‘Treatment in society’ called ‘My Apology’ and making your statement. We hope that you can comply with are request as soon as possible. If you like to request a change in your article, please see http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Arbchat for more advice.
Have a nice day.
Flardox returned fire with this bullshit -
well as for the last part you can foget about it! besides I do not apologise to inferioir species such as the E.D users read this clearly I will not apologise until you have deleted the asperger article.- Flardox, asking for it.
Encyclopedia Dramatica presented Flardox with option wherein he could apologize for his actions, and in return, ED would not only refrain from publishing the pictures of his mom which had been found, but would furthermore take down a few other parts of this article. Flardox also blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for the rising levels of gay porn in his inbox compared to the usual furry porn he just subscribes to from Neopets. This is only partly true, as his email address links back to this article, so now everytime a bot is looking to send porn somewhere, it will google "@hotmail.com" and hence find Flardox's dox. Flardox also admits now that he did attack ED first, and that he is also not the judge of the internets, though this conflicts with his own argument by judging ED for going to far with their own attack. He then bitches on for awhile about how people with aspies are the better race, and that everyone at Encyclopedia Dramatica are cowards. In return, pix of his mom were found. Lets hope there's nudes to.
Your mum is Hot, Jericho.
To Encyclopaedia Dramatica.
I apologise for what has happened over the last few months I was stressed because of issues with a relative dieing and GCSE stuff
I reacted in the wrong way and I am truthfully sorry about it the words on a certain website made me believe they were right and you were in the wrong
I promise to keep an open mind about things in future
I have apologised now
I would like the article on me to be deleted and my email address deleted
besides I have acted like an ass-pie in the past months!
once again I offer my sincere apologies for all the vandalism
from
Lloyd Purser
P.S Ass-pie is quite a good insult! to call an idiotic aspie!!!
His dumbass "stressed" actions were apparently brought on by the stress of a relative dying, and some GCSE stuff. Most EDiots still believe that it was brought on by his obviously genetically flawed mind though, because he still didn't meet all of the criteria from the February 20th 2008 request from the E.D thread on the Aspies for Freedom forum, but most don't give a shit because he fails at the internets and everything else anyway.[edit] OH NOES iPetition
PROTIP: Make sure you help the petition with your comments.
First Petition: inapproriate article on Encylcopedia Dramatica CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.
After getting more hammers than B&Q, our downy little retard made a petition to delete the Asperger's page. It started off badly with a few crybaby trolls from AFF blowing their loads all over it, but soon a few brave EDiots (and Chris Crocker) helped out with some pro-black comments and uplifting song lyrics. TO which Flardox replied with:
| —Flardox the ungrateful fucktard |
Second Petition: Shut Down Encyclopedia Dramatica!!! CLOSED DUE TO BUTTHURT BAWWWWING.
Flardox in a fit of angry nerd rage made another petition after bashing his EDiot supporters in a most unsolicited manner on his previous one. This time he skipped the anesthetic and made a petition to shut down ED. After being up since last Thursday, the petition lit up like Hiroshima with hate and dongs flying all over the place. Flardox replied to the situation with the following quote:
| —BAWWWW Flardox |
HIGHLIGHT COMMENTS
[edit] Flardox's Words of Wisdom
While Flardox likes to think of himself better than people who don‘t need to make-up psycho syndromes, as an excuse for lack of social grace; his inane (failed diplomatic) ramblings have provided many lulz for the troll masses. Hypocritical, communistic, batshit crazy, WTF, leftarded and faggotry are only a handful of descriptions that can describe the comments below.
| —Reference Virus x |
| —Teacher can I go to the little boys room? |
| —TOS Flardox? |
| —Flardox on Phil's World |
| —Flardox on AFF forum |
| —Typical emo, Aspie, poetry that shows he wants to be a flight attendant when he grows up |
| —Future DMCA noob |
| —FLARDOX CHARGIN HIS SKRIPT KIDDIE LAZER |
| —LOLTARD |
| —Flardox busting on Girlvinyl |
| —Flardox |
| —Flardox in angry nerd rage mode |
| —Flardox the righteous vandal |
| —Flardox the Jew asking for it on Shamshir's forum |
See Also: Wannabe grammar Nazi
[edit] Trivia
- Flardox has spent his whole life getting his ass kicked by chavs.
- Flardox joins websites for the sole purpose of using them as shields for his made-up unoriginal syndrome.
- Flardox is a closet furry.
- In Flardox's mind, everything is too soon.
- Flardox likes computers because they are cold, unemotional devices that can change at a moments notice.
- Flardox likes cheese.
- Flardox is a Jew.
- Only Flardox understands his unique personality.
[edit] Flardox's ED Accounts
Even though ED's TOS has been repeatedly explained to him, this prissy Assburger still tries his best to blank his and Phil's World page under the guise of "Keep it up E.D you are only making me laugh at you!". He has used the following ID's on ED;
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 Flardox admits defeat and has become another bumper slogan machine for the Buddhists |
 "He's not my son." |
 Flardox, back in the glory days (before he had an internet connection) would often play with Juliana Wetmore. |
[edit] See Also
- Down Syndrome
- Victim complex
- Liberalism
- Daxflame
- Intellectual Checkmate
- Vandal
- Phil's World
- Nazi
- United Kingdom
[edit] External Links
- Portsmouth's retard support team
- His Myspace profile. Blanked
- Phil's World account Account has got the banhammer for backstabbing!!
- WrongPlanet.com Forums account
- AspiesForFreedom Forums account
- ED's BAWWWW Thread on Aspies For Freedom Thread locked due to Flardox being a butthurt crybaby.
- Piczo Website Set to private.
- NeoPet account
- YouTube account empty and useless
- Blogger profile
His whining rants about EDDeleted- Flardox's account on shamshir1218's (another AFF member) forum lol, vandal admin
- His Wikipedia Account
His Photobucket AccountDeleted
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