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FlyFF

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

FlyFF, which stands for Fly For Fun, is yet another fun azn grinding festival. Mainly played by pedophiles, children, fat nerds and 18-year-olds who think they're cool because they have in-game hipster glasses.

1 The Storyline
2 Gameplay
3 FlyFF Drama
4 /Judo

[edit] The Storyline

A long time ago, the Five Gods of Lais created a world called Roika. In Roika there was an abundance of life in its waters and its lands. The Five Gods brought forth the Human race after creating the plants, animals, and the other races of Roika. The Gods of Lais did not wish to be revered by the humans. They preferred to have a simple and harmonious relationship with them. Roika was truly then a world of peace and balance.

After some time, the Gods of Lais decided to leave for another world. In order to preserve the beauty of Roika, the Gods of Lais handed over the land-revolution method and the core part of the revolution-genesis-gear to the kind race of the Dwarves. At the same time, they also created the Comedian-Clown who was able to bring harmony and happiness to the inhabitants of Roika. With that, Roika retained its luster even after the departure of the Five Gods.

However, the Comedian-Clown created by the Gods of Lais had difficulty in bringing happiness to all the inhabitants of Roika. To help him with the task, the Comedian-Clown split itself into three personalities - Ipuli the Master of Intellect and Imagination, Bobor the Master of Light and Color, and Shelid the Master of Shadow and Desires. There was a time when the three personalities worked in harmony to provide happiness all throughout Roika.

But one day, Shelid was consumed by the dark nature of the Shadow and started to lust for power and the control of Roika. There was one who stood in the way of Shelid's domination of Roika and that was Bobor. To get rid of Bobor, Shelid deceived Ipuli by telling lies about Bobor's intentions to control Roika. Convinced by Shelid's statements, Ipuli went after Bobor. Ipuli created numerous fierce and magical creatures to help him chase away Bobor, but Shelid was able to control the creatures and use them to complete his plan to [[dominate Roika. Under Shelid's influence and power, these creatures turned into monsters and took away the revolution-genesis-gear from the Dwarves.

While in exile, Bobor sought help from the Human inhabitants of Roika to destroy the evil creatures plaguing the land and stop the chaotic rule of Shelid. He passed on the Mystical Arts of using Strength, Intellect and Compassion and the Magic of Flight to man. From then on continues the struggle of the warrior-citizens of Roika to bring back peace and balance that was once abundant in the world created by the Five Gods of Lais.

The traditional mage haircut.

[edit] Gameplay

The gameplay consist of point-click movement. You click on a monster and your character will automatically attack it. For most mmorpg, Flyff is no different.

[edit] Creating you Character

When you first start the game, you'll notice that you can choose about 3 or 4 hairstyles and a few eyes, but you USED to be able to change the hair color. Since they thought it would be incredibly lulzy to make people waste their money, they took out the coloring function, and instead made a NPC that charges you a fuckton of money to dye your hair. It's a hard decision, buy a 10,000,000 Pang weapon that you could really need, or look like Naruto...

BONUS! Now you can create your ultimate fur-fag, homo-boi fantasy with the Cash Shop! Yes, you too can spend your mom and dad's hard-earned money on a mess of pixels that will make you look uber-cool.

Typical Flyff dialogue.

[edit] Classes

Let's talk about the incredibly classes of FlyFF. *Vagrant: The class you start out as. You attack slow, but the cool vagrant skills make up for it! Or, at least they would if you could afford to spend skill points on them. Best called fagrants. Additional Info: An average vagrant's IQ is not higher than 10 unless an RM with godly buffs is around. You will notice that if you stand next to a player that is new to the game, trying to understand how grinding works, you only have to say his name out loud and he will be stunned. After 20 seconds (or more if the player is a BR) he will try to answer with stuff like "no thx". If you additionally run in circles while asking him retarded questions like "This game is fun, isn't it?" he will take out his dictionary and spent 10 minutes on finding the right words. Yepp, it's that easy to paralyze vagrants. (Protip: Bombard someone with questions while they're fighting a boss, it will cause them to pause fighting while the monster still beats the crap outta them and eventually 1-Crit kill them.) Assists: Usually the whore of the game. People will chase them for about 15 minutes asking for buffs when they find out they're going Billposter like everyone else. *Billposter: Pros: You can piss people off by not giving them buffs. Cons: Your attack rate phailz in comparison the those oh-so-special blades. *Ringmaster: Also known as the Slave, this class is teh b3st! You can sit back, relax, and enjoy the sloppily rendered FlyFF scenery! Just remember to watch out for that agro that can 1-hit you. :D Magician: Casts fucking spells. Sadly, it can't do actual magic tricks for our amusement, but I guess killing a monster in one hit is good enough. *Psykeeper: Used to be the best class for FlyFF's pitiful PK system, until they nerfed it and made everyone cry. They float around, creeping people out. *Elementor: Eles r fuk aoers!! Unfortunately, fuk aoers is a shitty term coined by players in FlyFF, and therefore, is made of fail. Mercenary: Ironically the shittiest class in the game. *Blade: Otherwise known as playing on auto-pilot. *Knight: Kill a bunch of stuff and look funny! Usually seen with an RM and a chemo-patient helmet. Acrobat: People have actually noted that they choose this class because they look like cowboys. One of the *Jesters: Crit crit crit. You crit stuff. And have the ugliest armor in the game. Can take slightly more hits than a RingMaster. *Rangers: If Robin Hood wore designer silk suits with little red belts, he would have been a Ranger.

[edit] Flying

Right from the start, everyone talks about how incredible the Flying system is and that when you start, you can't wait to try it out. When you finally hit level 20 (the level requirement for flying), you'd be quite surprised that it's actually not incredible and it's not worth the wait to try it out. People rush to level 20 just to find out that all it does is give you a slightly nicer path since aggros won't randomly pop out and murder you and hop back to their spot.

[edit] Monsters

Most of the monsters are named like this: Small, normal name, Captain, and Boss. Smalls and Normals are the SAME FUCKING MONSTER, but one gives slightly higher exp, so you'd probably want to kill the normal types, but of course, they had to add one slightly lame thing in, so they made some of the monsters attack via Ranged. Now, this might sound alright, but why does a monster with a 8 foot sword cast spells and run away like a bitch? Lastly, but not least, the Bosses are pretty much the monster you just fought, but square it's level and multiply it by 10 or 20, then cube it's normal HP. So when you're finally able to survive a blow from the monster, it still takes 5 minutes to kill it, and if you're too high level, you don't even get any items from said monster so what a waste.

~~IM A FAG~~

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[edit] Quests

FlyFF is full of extremely fun quests! There are several categories that quests fall into.

Office quests, which consists of killing mobs until they drop x units of whatever.
General quests, in which a random NPC tells you to find her poofter son who ran off to live with pumpkin people. (Seriously!)
Chain quests, which go through numerous useless parts until you actually get to the good stuff.

The best quests consist of flying all over the universe five fucking times just to talk to a random NPC, or attempting to kill a crazy-hard boss who's like 10 levels above you. Fucking brilliant.

[edit] FlyFF Drama

[edit] Strago

It has been rumoured that a obscenely short dwarf from Canada that likes to role play as Strago from the Final Fantasy game series has been actively involved in travelling large distances to San Francisco (Wherever the fuck the servers are, mk?) to recieve certain GPotato pene-benefits in exchange for playing the phallic trumpet of a certain head GM that now works at Capcom.

[edit] Clockwork Invasions

Sometimes during the year, the Administrators turn into the lulziest trolls ever by spawning the hardest boss in the game in a spot where level 10s and 20s sit around and try to sell their overpriced shit. The greatest part is that the monster has a huge ranged attack, so idiots who are in any area around the town instantly fucking die unless they're flying, watching everyone else die for laughs.

Turn down the volume since he added a really shitty song.

[edit] The Great 2007 FLYFF Controversy

In April 2007, it was reported that SA forum goon digeraticular's father somehow managed to squander $7000 on in-game items in this craptacular crapfest. The original forum post is located here, and is indeed quite lulzworthy. No word as of yet on his father's character gender, but it was more likely than not a girl in short-shorts, since that's all anybody ever plays as.

[edit] That First Official FlyFF Wedding

In October 2006, one of the FlyFF producers decided that the resident emo-penis-flasher, uh, I mean some guy named Shinzo, from the fansite needed to get hitched. Shinzo and his Hunny Rooh had an incredibly over-hyped in-game wedding and then broke up numerous times. /ridicule

Ever since then, Shinzo has been noticed in various other games, such as (alco)Holic.

Content in this game is questionable, with people having to wield "knuckles" and skills such as "Fist Blow" where you generally FIST and BLOW the monsters to orgasm. Pretty much that. Really.

And the infamous picture of Shinzos' penis can be found in the nowai forums, where all the members have created a holy shrine to honor the fallen hero. And they perform dances in the nude, performing Satanic rituals!

[edit] The Story Behind the "Wedding"

The wedding was an elaborate scam that Shinzo & Rooh cooked up to scam some money out of Gala-net to party it up in England where Shinzo is known to reside in some shitty little seaside town.

They cooked this up because the constant aimless cybering was just heading nowhere, and both of them were so horny they actually managed to restrain themselves to regain a little bit of self control to start scheming their master plan which involved taking over the world and forcing every kid to play FlyFF day & night at school to sell to chinese gold farmers then scam them by charging back PayPal. But hey, who the fuck cares about the chinese? We're here to talk about unparalleled animal lust between two online gamers (of which one was a G.I.R.L. or a butch)

The master plan was cut short when Shinzo saw some hot Knight in-game called Thanat0s and Rooh, sensing Shinzo's upcoming infidelity, managed to zip around various american states to suck enough Gala-net cock to persuade their accountants to spare a few grand for Rooh to fly over to Shinzo's house and whip that boy into shape.

But when she got there, she found that she had an itch in her crotch, and we all know where that leads to, right?

That's right, ladies and gentlemen! UNPROTECTED SEX!

Now fuck off, I'll edit this crap later. Or you can feel free to do that. Whatever turns you on.

[edit] Fansites

Many players that visit the popular fansite Flyffworld think they are the cream of the crop of the players in FlyFF. Because is a smaller forum, it allows for less members that the regular FlyFF forums have, and as a result, have breeded numerous furries, and people with egos over 9000. Members are known to frequent 4chan, and generally take all their memes from 4chan, and claim to know Anonymous. But we all know that's a steaming pile of shit, because no Anonymous would ever play this shitty game. Such example of a gay meme that l33t members of claim they got from 4chan is /ridicule. (Except no channer has ever used this, thus it is autofail.) Any member who is a frequent poster on can instantly be regarded as a n00b, because all the high level players are too busy grinding to socialize on an extremely dull forum, and in any case, type as legibly as an epileptic asspie. An example of 13-year old faggotry is this a popular member on Flyffworld. Having over 2000 posts on a board that only gets about 30 posts a day, this is quite an achievement. Everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet, so this "she" is actually a "he". Having an ego over 9000, people are shocked ( lol?) to find that she is just a low level player pretending to be too "cool" to grind or do any high level player stuff. (Which she compensates for by spending all her time on the forums, upping her giant ego in hopes of masking the fact that she's shitty at playing the game. Another example of epic fail is this This guy has nearly 8000 posts and general "internet bad ass". But everyone knows that people with over 10 posts on that forum either A) Suck, B) Suck cock C) Are not internet badasses (including, of course, the writers and editors of this page). He got b& after he got butthurt over getting a high grade in school and decided to become an hero by posting Goatse. This person has stated on MSN/AIM/Yahoo!/other Messenger platforms that he is the very person in the Goatse picture, and wants to spread his fame because some guy who fucked a horse stole his 15 minutes of fame, dammit!

So true.

Also produces a huge amount of fanfiction mainly in the form of their fanfiction forum. Because it deals with fanfiction and 40 year old nerds that have no life, this forum is subject to all the rules of general fanfiction. (Meaning it's hard to read and not interesting.) A prime example of fanfiction is The Journey of Rows a fanfiction based on a guy who has over 6000 posts on the forum. Unfortunately, nobody told him that having over 6000 posts does not mean that you are a writer. This story is doomed to be yaoi.

They also had a user called "Parker". He holds the world record for being banned the most. Someday, he finally got perma'd which somehow caused an e-revolt. Much drama and many lulz occured during that time.

Since is an innocent fansite full of 12 year olds, pedophiles, and fags pretending to be women ( I.E. Willy the wa... worst troll ever) They have no idea what it means to be trolled.

Here we see the effect of a random troll, Willy the Whalerus:

This was suppose to be lulz, but instead is reality.

"lol look at that fag being an ass hole"

"wow he sucks at trolling what a fucktard"

"lol?"

"Willy = just another meme whoring newfag"

HAHA! DISREGARD THAT, WILLY SUCKS COCKS.

Srsly, observe his BLISTERING trolling here. Wow. Waaambulance. epic, no?

“	Lol SC you are such a tool. The only ones that hate me are the butthurt women. Btw, if you hate me you're a woman and you should quit bitching and return yourself to the kitchen.	„
— -Willy the Douchebag-who-can't-spell-Walrus

LOOK! WILLY CAN PLAGARIZE, TOO!

“	Lol this place is completely opposite of 4chan. SC is made of Idiots pretending to be intelligent. 4chan is made of intelligent people pretending to be idiots.	„
— Srsly? Did you make teh funniez on yer own?

“	You can consider me The cancer of SC.	„
— Huh? Were you talking again?

PLEASE, if you know Willy, feel free to mock him for his attmepts at trolling a forum that's all trolls anyway. Epic win, Willy, epic win. And when I say win, I mean fail.

Willy the Whalerus..... Willy the Whalerus.... What can you say about Willy the Whalerus.

Well, for one, he is the worst troll in the history of ever. He posts his epic 1337 trolling skillz and ownzorz spamcentral all over the place. Here is a conversation he has with his self.

{{quote|Guyz i m here 2 troll yu ok?"

“	PLss I am troll" "lolz @ yu I am a troll." "U guys never seen a troll like dis have yu?" "Look over here im trolling" "lolz i, a troll, pwned u suns of betches, na im leveing" "Wtf men i said im leaveing" "IM LEAVING GUYS, Also, I am troll	„
— The genius himself

Chess club turned him down. Debate team turned him down. Jocks beat him up. Mathletes calculated his volume. Goths lit his cigg. Emo's burned his poetry. So he turned to teh interwebz. "Surely I can make it on teh interwebz" he exclaims in a paroxysm of joy. WRONG. /b/ calls him a newfag and "tits or gtfos" him. Now since he's a pre-pubescent 5 year old transvestite, he has no boobiez yet and is all D8. Now he resorts to bringing his faggotry to random forumz while sitting naked in him mothers basement living off of his own earwax in order to redeem himself and get lulz and repspect (No not respect). Goal not achieved.

People hate him for all the reasons that aren't his 1337 trolling skillz

Also, the only meme he has learned to date is "You belong in the kitchen because you are a girl"

Willy is clearly the best troll ever.

[edit] /Judo

Shall you stand under the incisive god of , called Judo, but for the friends /Judo [1], the guy who will remoralize this website by flaming the idiots. Nobody will ever be able to reach 1/1000 of his brain power, because he is not coming from this game made of 10 years old kids. But still, he will know the 100% about it and if you reply to him, you will be for sure wrong. He used to be good, but he just snapped, like Tia. Here are his incredible words: "Im not the one with the problem you are. If you dont like it thats your problem not mine. Because after all everything I say is 100% true and if you dont agree with me then you are in the wrong and deserve to get flammed for being stupid."

Also, here[2]'s his bible. Shall you be enlightned by the flmes coming out of his deep throat.

More of his moral lessons:

“	I "attacked" the thread poster for posting late	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	I hate when people act all high and mighty when they are not, and that I in fact act high and mighty because I am.	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	I know that 90% of the posters on the officials are idiots and knowing this know not to waste my time even posting there, thus I can tolerate the stupidity because I know it is coming.	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	people with brain power of my magnitude rarely belong in any one place	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	if you post something idiotic you will be called an idiot and hopefully you will stop posting complete and utter nonsense	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	I am getting sick and tired of how people are saying I have a "negative attitude" it's like when someone speaks their mind, and actually tells you when someone is being a moronic numskull you feel the need to defend the weak.	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	Egotistical? You bet. Intelligent? Without a doubt. Right? All the time, if I am ever wrong, I am still right, remember that.	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	@T** : 80 post and I joined a few months after you, meaning I have been around, just not actively posting until now, because until now there was no reason for me to post	„
— Judo apparently fails at reading Admin tags. Oops.

“	majority of FlyFF worlds community is full of unintelligent sacks of crap	„
— The only one of Judo's comments that is unequivicaly true

“	Please don't come at me with that complete bullshit. Your members, your home, your community what the hell. This isn't some fairy tale, the members do not belong to you in any way.	„
— /Judo, bitch!

“	However, the case is I am talking to a bunch of ignorant people (including the grammar challenged Woxxy) wasting time and sleep. So I bid you all goodnight. As in, I won't be responding so post what you want, I won't be reading it right away.	„
— Probably posted two posts before some other /Judo-ism