Flying Spaghetti Monster

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zomg lol!!!!!!!11
zomg lol!!!!!!!11
See Rule 34
See Rule 34

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fictional deity invented by self-satisfied atheists to make fun of religion. It was funnier when it was called the Invisible Pink Unicorn, but not by much.

[edit] History

When some zealots in Kansas decided to start teaching "intelligent design" in school, some guy thought it would be funny to write a letter asking the government to also teach his religion, which he called the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While moderately humorous at face-value, it soon lost its lulz after militant atheists latched onto it and started coming up with hi-larious puns.

[edit] The atheists kill the lulz

Self-declared "Pastafarians" (I told you the puns were hilarious) cling to the idea of a flying spaghetti-monster in hopes of pwning Jesus-lovers everywhere. However, running around the internets saying things like "Thank FSM!" or "Ramen, brother!" hasn't impressed anyone.

Richard Dawkins started using the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a serious argument, so now the Rational Response Squad and every other random atheist group does as well. Theologians have speculated that a sense of humor may be a God-given endowment, which would explain why atheists lack it.

[edit] Hate mail

Conservatives hate FSM, apparently.
Conservatives hate FSM, apparently.


 
“ 		 
r... u... serious? Ur LYING to everyone! Ur CONDEMNING them. And for what? U think ur COOL making up ur own “RELIGION”. Ur ridiculous. Ur IGNORANT. I will eat ur good for nothing spaghetti monster. Then I’ll be ur idle to worship. Ignorant. I’d smack u if that came about. Oh how I wish I could drive to u. Take all ur pasta away. Then! Just maybe, then, u could make up the swimming unicorn of wonder. I’m a Christian. And being a Christian doesn’t make me perfect. I am holding myself back from cursing at u. That’s pointless. Ur a fool. And u’ll burn in hell for being a fool. I hope, one day, u make the right decision.
  		„
 

—nicole


 
“ 		 
the Society is watching your activities with concern, as it includes:
  • Active denial of HIS creation
  • Active violation of the first commandment
  • Implicit support for the cainitic and other heretical, blashemical or ungodly incarnations.

Therefore, the brothers of the Society have set you on the list of possible hunting targets.

You should revise your activities show that you are not tainted by the devil or work under influence of the Wyrm, as some brothers suggested.

We will keep an I on you. Should the unholy blasphemy continue, a well guided blade may find your throat at any time.

Be aware.
 

„
 

—The Society of L



Flying Spaghetti Monster is part of a series on Cults.

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