User:Zack ygull/EmbezzleLAN
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
EmbezzleLAN, often called "Gamers Outreach" or "Russ Wigal's tax dodge" is a fake charity created by [[rustywigal|Rusty Wigal] and his son [[zachwigal|Zach Wigal] as a way to swindle Halo Kiddies out of their lunch money under the guise of charity.
Generally, "EmbezzleLAN" is simply a way for Zach to stroke his ever growing ego while giving Rusty time with young boys.
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Great Fraudulent Gains 2008
EmbezzleLAN's chief venture is known as GfG, aka Great Fraudulent Gains. In 2008, Zach and new "special friend" Welches, a professional video game fag, conned a local LAN party organizer into helping them defraud the public. $20,000 was raised for charity; $4,000 was given to charity. $6,000 reportedly went up Lisa Wigal's nose in powder form, while the remaining $10,000 was spent buying Rusty a Catholic diosces and Drupal lessons.
Great Fraudulent Gains 2009
Not content with such small frauds, in 2009 a whopping -$17,000 (negative seventeen thousand dollars) was raised, with none going to charity. Not to be outdone by charities that only give 10% of their take, Zach was quoted as saying, "Fuck that! I will LOSE a charity money!" The IRS considered investigating, but cannot figure out how to charge "gross stupidity" under current tax law.
SummerEmbezzleLAN
In August, Zach and Rusty will make their lifelong dream of fleecing the public while listening to ABBA and wearing rollerskates as the next event is to take place in an abandoned rollerskating rink sometime in the 1980s. There will be no free pizza, but there will absolutely be free rides on Pedobear's lap for all the young boys.
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