Fred
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The story
In his series of moronic videos Fred has queefed out, he pretends to be a shota in acting that actually can give non-retarded people so much rage at how bad he is they will have a heart attack. he also pretends to be a social outcast in attempt to appeal to the millions of fucktarded 13 year old boys and girls looking for friends on the Internet because they're too fucking retarded to get any in real life . Fred also pretends to have an abusive alcoholic transvestite mother, who anally penetrates him on a daily basis, finally explaining why he is such a ridiculously huge faggot. Fred is a huge faggot.
He lives in Columbus, Nebraska guyz! Lakeview High School. Lucas Cruikshank.
New Raid Schedule
On August 14th, Anon plans to try their second attempt of destroying the cancer of youtube. Main target is actually getting into his youtube account, deleting subscribers, videos, friends, the works. DON'T FUCK IT UP THIS TIME RETARDS.
Great job Anon, you fucked it up. AGAIN.
Presidential Campaign
In early October, Fred announced his fake campaign for President of the United States, so once again another episode of Fred's failure is butthurtzzz.
How do i failed ejaculationz?
After a month of terribly-made fake campaign commercials in an attempt to try to make someone somewhere laugh, he made an episode where he acted butthurt about losing to a girl, quite possibly the most unfunny pointless series of episodes on YouTube ever.
Fred is GAY IRL
As this soon-to-be-copyright-claimed JewTube proves, Fred IRL is gay.
You should know that CNN sped up the comment scrolling up. If you pause it, one comment states the truth: "You Suck". This comes as no shock to 80% of humanity. However, given that the typical Fred fan is a 12-year-old girl or a 12-year-old fag, such revelations may come as a shock. Then again girls love fags, amirite? It has been suggested Fred knew that his normal, faggy voice would make all dicks and nips automatically soft, so he sped it up so no one would know WTF is going on. Also, no one likes fags.
Fred gets called out on his faggotry by Danny aka Tourette's Guy.
All that faggotry can't be good for ya.
Still waiting for a live-action version
Fred's encounter with hillbillies during a kayaking trip leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
Comments
Fred has many views on all of his videos; some people say that this in itself is proof that he at least has some talent, but they couldn't be more wrong as can be seen in the picture of his comments. Over 9000% of comments are haters, 35% are spammers, and 4% are fans. Fred's supposed popularity is completely derived from people hating him so much that they go to every video he has on his channel and post comments about how he is an untalented little piece of shit who should become an hero.
Fred somehow managed to anally rape Captain Awesome after fucking fakesagan's gf.
Fanbase
Like every internet celebrity, Fred has plenty of fangirls wanting to suck his .005-micrometer dick. His fans are all jackasses who, like any good fangirl, listen to the Jonas Brothers, still watch Disney Channel regardless of how shitty it is, constantly plaster their MySpace pages with pointless crap, and find ghey porn appealing. He also has been documented to have the worst Joker impression out of anyone, ever.
Retarded Fat Guy Fred Fanboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-xmEqhnx8 Nuff Said.
A while back, Anonymous saw some of Fred's gay-ass videos, and he wasn't pleased Here's his message to the little faggot
Fred pretends to be the Joker in a video that is FAIL
Another video made by the faggot and some stupid Nigger.
Hitler watches fred for the first time (reuploaded).
YouTube Fred Prank
Last Thursday a couple of kids with too much time on their hands tried gathering /b/ from every corner of the internet globe to have everyone unsubscribe to Fred, which they thought would cause much butt hurt. /b/ didn't respond and decided that the fucktards didn't think this one out. Why would you subscribe to him just to unsubscribe to him in an unfunny prank. All and all Fred lost about four hundred subscribers at most. It was an epic fail which accomplished shit.
Squeeky voice kid gets it right. Talk about one step forward and two steps back.
Fred and iCarly
On February 16 of 2009, Nickelodeon released a special Episode of iCarly. When you thought the show was already a big hunk of shit, they feature Fred. (Because we ALL know that we can't get enough of the helium breathing faggot.) Apparently, the episode goes like this: Fred is the most popular guy on the internet, Freddy from iCarly says that Fred's videos are retarded, Fred acts butthurt and tells everyone that he won't make videos anymore, Fred's fans act butthurt and jump Freddy every 2 minutes, the iCarly team tries to find Fred and apologize, they find out that it was a plan to get more pageviews for his site.
Holy Shit They Gave This Twat a Movie?!1
Sometime last Thursday, a rumor was set loose upon the unsuspecting interwebs that casting had begun on a full-length feature movie based around Fred. A very lonely Jew director who lived in his mother's basement saw Fred whilst searching for porn and saw it as his chance to cash in. The movie is being produced by Derf Films, which is a completely bullshit company Lucas started as everyone with a brain can tell that Derf is just Fred spelled backwards. The filming begins in November. If you have any respect for the internet at all, you will go to the set and an hero yourself to hopefully throw a wrench in the works.
See also
Links
Fred rideing a bikeFailing at it
- The fag trying to be cool
- very gay butthurt fan
- an even more annoying butthurt fan
- OMIGOD FACEBOOK #1 FANSITE!!!1
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