Frets on fire

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

"CHECK OUT MAH RAWKIN SHADEZ!1!"

Frets on Fire is basically Guitar Hero for Jews. Jews with computers, that is. To play, you have to pick up your keyboard, and hold it like the Elvis Costello rip-off in the logo. Which means if you have a laptop, you're fucked. And since many keyboards suck, you probably won't be able to use three-button chords, so you'll experience epic fail on any difficulty higher than Easy. If you already have a Guitar Hero II controller for the Xbox 360, you can plug it in and download the Xbox Accessories program for your computer and ~~use it instead~~ be frustrated as it doesn't work. But, if you have a Guitar Hero controller, you probably have Guitar Hero, so why not just go play that?

The fans idolize Jurgen, a fictional player that is introduced to us during the tutorial. However, Jurgen has not made a appearence since the great battle with Lou, making many fans believe that he is our current God. Obviously these fans are wrong, since God is not a black figurine holding a keyboard.

1 Features
2 Difficulties
3 See Also
4 External Links

[edit] Features

The game has a lot of features that aren't stolen from the game it copies, Counter-Strike. It has support for custom songs, of very high quality, made by the fans. It is also open-source, which means that it can be fully changed. Therefore, many modders spend their time improving the game. Many of this mods are just OMG IT LOOKZ LIKE GUITAR HERO, but many others actually offer something original, like drum support (stolen from Rock Band), rock meters (stolen from Guitar Hero, again) and performance improvements (stolen from Starcraft)

[edit] Difficulties

In Frets on Fire, there are four difficulties:

Supaeasy - This is easy mode for songs stolen from Guitar Hero.
Easy - Medium for Guitar Hero. Yes, that makes perfect sense.
Medium - Another brilliant conversion from Guitar Hero, this time Hard difficulty.
OMG AWESOME FTW - Also known as Expert.