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You can tell a fucktard by the fact that he looks fucktarded.

Only a fucktard could explain the purpose behind this mysterious artifact of fucktardation.

Thumbs up if you're a fucktard!

Gangsta as Fuck; simultaneously ranks among fucktards and douches.

A true fucktard at home, preparing for cybersex.

Fucktard meets mirror. Nuf said.

Invariably, first person detection of third person fucktardation is immediately followed by denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid." This differs from the hypothetical scenario of first person fucktardation detection in that it occurs. Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly, they fail mirrors. Moar Basicly for the Fucktart in U: their so dum god h8s them even moar then swedan or fagz.

There is a great difference between an idiot and a fucktard. For example, an idiot might accidentally burn your stove with a grease fire. A fucktard will burn not only your stove, but from putting their hand INTO the fire, they will proceed to be lit and set your entire house ablaze. Should you suffer the sympathetic misfortune of being at work when this happens, there is a high probability that he will burn that, too. Essentially, a fucktard will burn your life, and he will do so entirely by misadventure. He's that good. While this must seem a staggering blow, it is important to consider that as fucktardation is completely arbitrary in expression, a fucktard chef will almost certainly burn down your home and himself before getting to your job or your face.

The chief defining characteristic of the fucktard is absolute transparency of nature to all but the most shit of non-fucktards. A fucktard wears camo pants with that pattern they made for hiding in places made of fire. To a fucktard, this is a completely reasonable proposition. Consequently, a fucktard could typically make himself no more obviously fucktarded by wearing a spinning strobe light hat while singing Sailor Moon songs into a megaphone, naked. Fucktardation is at least one-hundred times more likely than faggotry to produce lose.

Often, fucktards mistake premises for conclusions, and vice versa, resulting in spectacular demonstrations of ultrafail, a condition whereby feats of epic failure are made possible. Assuming you speak Queef, a rare gaze into the mind of the fucktard is possible, but as this yields babblefuck shit-carnival, many prefer instead to upgrade the fucktard. An excellent method toward that end is to "prove" some outlandishly false proposition to the fucktard. This can be almost anything, but the more batshit, the more fucktard enriching.

One of the most fucktarded things about fucktards is that no matter what you tell them, they will never know, or believe, that they are fucktarded, because fucktards are also renowned not to know what fucktardation even is. This is conventionally attributed to genetic deprecation of An Heroism, unless the fucktard is also a fag, in which case he is a weapon of god against mundanes, and only by that grace permitted to live.

Fucktards do not have friends. Not even other fucktards. This is blatantly evident to most everyone else, but as fucktardation prevents fucktards from ever interpreting social cues non-fucktardedly, no amount of explicitly voiced contempt will ever register in a fucktard's mind as genuine disapproval. Rather, all seemingly disparaging commentary will be interpreted as veiled accolade, or, at worst, sarcastically rendered jocularity. The extent to which the latter interpretation describes reality, however marred by the fucktard's congenital inability to distinguish "with" from "at," will only confirm to the fucktard that his awesomeness remains unchallenged.

Without exception, fucktards require immersion in fucktarded subcultures in order to demonstrate group-derived personal originality (they're fucktards), often so fucktardedly as to chicken-and-egg paradox their own fucktardation. Wands, swords, or dragons are frequently involved, potentially in pot luck slurry with entirely unrelated camps of fucktardation, such as Limited An Heroism. Even though these groups helpfully enable high-accuracy associative diagnosis of fucktardation, it is important to note that some members may actually just be retards, hotards, or vegans.

Someone who has never met a fucktard will believe the above to be an exaggeration, but someone who has supposedly never met a fucktard is very likely a fucktard, so disbelief may also be considered diagnostic indication of shut up.

1 Biggest Fucktard Alive
2 A Perfect Example of a Fucktard
3 U R A

[edit] Biggest Fucktard Alive

And the winnar is..THIS GUY Except that it's a private profile.

The runner up and furry queen has been decided as this annoying fucktard.

THE NEW WINNER. please enjoy...SAGE.

Probably the most annoying overall. This guy is seriously retarded. Mr. Banana Sucker is here.

Fortunately, as the purpose of this site is to settle dumbass personal scores, pallybud has served us all well, since a completely unremarkable asswipe of the fratfuck sort must clearly be the greatest of all fucktards.

2008 winner has to be Donna Lumme.(Cook)

[edit] A Perfect Example of a Fucktard

[edit] U R A

fattard

[edit] Advice from a Facebook Fucktard

An evil fucktard plotting against an hero.

Typical fucktard trying to look cool or something...

...WUT

The usual 'I GET ALL THE PUSSY' fucktard pose

some fucktards display faggotry at it's most.

A fucktard tries to be deep in thought producing this:

So I am sitting here in my bed, thinking about nothing. I wish for so many things. To let go when I should, to make things between you and I better, to forgive certain people, to make sure that no harm ever comes to you. Though you tell me that you will never forgive I hope that this person knows i speak with kindness, i speak with my heart. I am a fragile person and yet someone who must act strong. I am here alone and yet surrounded. I just wish that everyone could stop moving for a second. Put down their cell phones, and turn off their Ipods and listen to what's around them. Stop hurting the people around them, and let their hearts speak with truth. When we all grow up it won't matter what we said now and it wont matter what shirt we wore or how that person thought about you. All that will matter is the pain we give another person and the happiness that we give to another. I'm just really tired of this hurting, I know we can never live in a perfect world but the best we can do is hold our heads up high and hope for the best and treat everyone with respect. What does any of this hatred matter?

I feel like ranting all night about the imperfect world we live in, the little details in life that I can no longer stand but am forced to ignore. I guess I am just really really tired of this high school mambo jumbo bullshit. There is no changing anyone.

No one wants to forget their past. No matter how difficult it was, but the least we can do is forgive.

[edit] Fucktards of the Century

A fucktard discovers bread.

3 gay wiggers aka 3 fucktards.

loser+trying to be scary=fucktard.

Typical fucktard political statement.

Typical fucktard in cosplay.

For background drama about this list of fucktards, please see the talk page, or refer here and here. Fucktards are listed in order of fucktardation.

[edit] Gallery

Example of fucktarded behaviour.	Self-branded as a fucktard for life. See also: Grammar Nazi.	Fucktards sometimes wrongfully believe they have musical talent.	See previous.
The 12 step Anti-Fucktardation Program.	Fucktards simply cannot stay away from /b/.	A fucktard who thinks he's cool.	Fucktards drive the wrong way on the freeway
Cosplay fucktards.	Australian fucktard is undeniably heterosexual.	Can you find the fucktard in this picture?	~~Only a fucktard would wear a gas mask.~~ This was true before Gas Mask Girl.
Typical fucktard mating dance.