Full House

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Full house is a painfully unfunny sitcom that's known to be one of the most G-rated shows of all time; favored by pedophiles, closet homosexuals, 8 year old girls and you. The show launched the "acting" career of Bob Faget and the Olsen Twins. It also managed to turn many people into home bitches.

[edit] Typical episodes

[edit] Characters

typical scene from full house

Jesse is unsuccessful at controlling his pedo urges.

As soon as costars meet eachother, they need to seal the deal.

Michelle had many vanity fucks with her fans, writers, costars, and producers

• Jesse - A self proclaimed ladies man and a pretentious elvis wanna be son of a bitch who wants to be a "rock and roll" star although he has no actual talent and is a failure as a parent. He desperately needs a hair cut on several cases of it being mistaken for a bush monster.

• Danny - Pedophile father of three girls and depressed widower who masturbates to peewee football (character based off Bob Saget).

• Joey - Danny's previous gay partner, child with ADD, and shit comedian who's jokes give cancer survivors AIDS.
• Rebbecca - Jesse's wife (hawt)

• D.J. Tanner - teenage mary sue who is constantly getting in trouble for offering blow jobs to desperate nerds.

• Stephanie Tanner - Middle child who is a chronic sufferer of A.D.D. Played by Jodie Sweetin, before she discovered the wonders of cocaine, she now stars on the popular Nickelodeon show iCarly as the goofy sidekick.

In this episode, they video taped Michelle fucking a Popsicle with her throat.

• Michelle Tanner - Youngest of the daughters; known for getting raped nearly every other episode.

• Kimmy Gibbler - Giant enemy crab and all out closet case. (
  

  

  Photograph of Kimmy Gibbler
  )Unbeknownst to the Tanner Family, she ends up becoming famed porn star Skanky Suxxx.

• Steve Hale - D.J.'s forced boyfriend and frequent cannabis user. He always want to get some but Dj is too busy eating to even notice.

• Nicky and Alex - Jesse's retard children who are constantly abused by their parents, and who suffer from Aspies.