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Funnelgirl

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Funnelgirl was a meme started by vira among the Fishmongers. From there, it spread to weev and then to Jameth. It is a short video of a late middle-aged Japanese man restrained underneath a chair from which a funnel leads to his mouth. A tiny Japanese spinner girl sits upon the chair and unloads a massive, earth-shattering shit into the guy's mouth. The consistency was a suspension few solids in a gallon or so of liquid. At the end when she is pushing the last of the solid shit into the guy's mouth you can tell it is nonconsenual as the poor Nip bastard is screaming safewords from his foul, shitstained mouth.

Jameth coined the term Funnelgirl after he renamed the video funnelgirl.wmv when posting it on his livejournal. He called it "quite possibly the most disgusting thing on the Internet" in a livejournal post. Even Jameth who has seen all the horrors of the Internet was unable to finish watching the video because the level of Internet horror was too high.

If you fap to this you are a sick fuck. No exceptions.

Tojo offered Hitler a Funnel Surprise when he visited Japan, and as a result Hitler never returned to Japan after that experience. That is the real reason why Hitler shot himself.

girlyunderwear happened to be webcamming the first time she saw funnelgirl and there is a video floating around of her horrified facial expressions as she watched it.

Funnelgirl is probably the most horrible thing on the Internet and proof alongside Guro and Lolicon that the Japanese have no souls.

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 <genome> i decided it wouldnt be THAT bad to watch it.......
 <genome> i threw up

 <@Enstyne> that was lovely, i think i will show my mother.
 <@Enstyne> she appreciates a good japanese documentary.

 <+Gh0st_P> IIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG TO DDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 <+Gh0st_P> IM MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!
 <+Gh0st_P> Excuse me while i chuck

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