FurNation
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FurNation (Also known as the Corsi Mousehold Fan Club) is a massive, sprawling virtual furry shithole in the game Second Life. There're eleven lag-filled sims, all of which are awash with furfags and the AIDS that naturally accompanies them. Furnation's purpose in Second Life is primarily as afurfag yiff headquarters but it also functions as the epicentre of Second Life's dogcock economy and as the virtual residences for Second Life's most notorious furfags (Naturally, all of this is interrupted regularly when the Patriotic Nigras knock the sims offline for the lulz). FurNation also has a forum outside of SecondLife though no one gives a shit about it, not even the furfags because they're too busy yiffing each other in Second Life.
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[edit] The Owner: Corsi Mousehold
It takes a special kind of failure of a furry to be looked down on by gaiafags, insecure, attention-starved furries or rape-traumatized businessfags, Corsi Mousehold is that special kind of furry. A massive lolcow and the current owner of the FurNation sims, any IM conversation with Corsi is guaranteed to bring lulz. He can often be seen hiding from nigras in a feces-smeared aids shack located within FurNation, stroking his greasy zetatoy.
[edit] ANTI-NIGRA DEFENSE EVOLUTIONS
When attempting to discourage nigras, he tends to switch into one of these typical four modes:
- Racist Mode: Assumes that we are all black and only say "nigra" because we find "nigger" offensive.
- Condescending Mode: Claims he has more money, a bigger house, etc.
- V& Mode: Threatens to call the e-police.
- Mind Control Mode: Claims that you are only trolling him BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU TO
[edit] Proof that Corsi Mousehold is a racist
[18:15] Corsi Mousehold: Cool. [18:15] Corsi Mousehold: What are you going to do. Spam me? Drop a Mario box on my head? [18:16] Corsi Mousehold: By the way. [18:16] Corsi Mousehold: What is Raep? [18:16] Hojohto Becloud: Your parents aren't going to like it when you get 100 calls in the middle of the night. [18:16] Corsi Mousehold: I own my own home LOL [18:16] Corsi Mousehold: Call me. [18:16] Hojohto Becloud: O RLY. [18:16] Hojohto Becloud: ? [18:16] Corsi Mousehold: Ya Rly [18:17] Hojohto Becloud: Furfags are always incopetent, they don't have jobs. [18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I work full time and make 4K a month through Second Life. [18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I'll even tell you where I work. [18:17] Hojohto Becloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA RIGHT. [18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I am a collection agent. [18:17] Hojohto Becloud: Loser. [18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I work for Southwest Credit Systems in Plano Texas. [18:17] Hojohto Becloud: Should have gone to college. [18:18] Corsi Mousehold: I did. I'm a manager. [18:18] Hojohto Becloud: What a pointless life. [18:18] Corsi Mousehold: Are you coming back so I can ban you again? [18:18] Hojohto Becloud: That explains the radical sedondlifing. [18:18] Hojohto Becloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA [18:19] Corsi Mousehold: Tjhis coming from a Black underage kid on welfare [18:19] Hojohto Becloud: I'm not on welfare. [18:19] Hojohto Becloud: You seely RACESST [18:20] Corsi Mousehold: Of course you are. [18:20] Corsi Mousehold: You're black [18:20] Corsi Mousehold: All blacks are on welfare. [18:20] Hojohto Becloud: That waz uncawled foh!!!! [18:20] Hojohto Becloud: You guys always start on the race thing. [18:20] Corsi Mousehold: But that's okay. [18:21] Corsi Mousehold: You're the one that started profiling hon not me. [18:21] Corsi Mousehold: I'm just adding to the conversation. [18:21] Corsi Mousehold: Are you coming back to FurNation or not? [18:22] Hojohto Becloud: What will the head furfags think when they see this chatlog, and find out you're a filthy raceest? [18:22] Hojohto Becloud: oh lawdy lawdy! [18:22] Corsi Mousehold: Honestly? [18:22] Corsi Mousehold: They'll likely laugh. [18:22] Corsi Mousehold: So send it. [18:22] Hojohto Becloud: You're going to lose your job. [18:23] Corsi Mousehold: Want me to give ytou the estate manager names? [18:23] Hojohto Becloud: Nice try ong calling my bluff. [18:23] Hojohto Becloud: I can figure it out myself. [18:33] Hojohto Becloud: Cocks
[edit] Second Life Sims
FurNation spends a fuckload of time and energy keeping their little boxes of dogcock and faggotry running. They rely mostly on donations, so that Nexxus, the owner of this hellhole, doesn't have to dig into his own pockets and spend his fursuit money. As a basement-dweller and furfag he's broke anyone so this is vital for the continued running. Recently, some internet genius managed to scam Nexxus, meaning the puppet account holding the funds for all of the furry second life bank were frozen for fraud and Nexxus went bankrupt in a dramatic explosion of lulz and drama. Now the sim is co-owned by moar furries.
[edit] Furnation Alpha
This sim contains the "Furry art gallery. Naturally, as these are furries and therefore sick fucks the art is of the yiffy variety. DO NOT GO THERE. FOR ANY REASON. THE GOGGLES WILL DO NOTHING. It is also homw to the "furry village", meaning some of the smaller furry virtual homes. These are probably not worth targeting unless already occupied.
[edit] FurNation Dragon
A sim for losers pretending to be dragons? Fuck if I know. Anyway, plenty of halfassed buildings around here (well, more than usual, considering that furries spend more of their time thinking about their dog's puckered asshole instead of architecture), and home of the UMBRELLA CORPORATION. Is this a sign that the furries are planning to release some sort of virus that turns us all into some furfaggot's wet dream? Only time will tell.
[edit] Furnation Gamma
A furry sandbox where they like to build dogcocks or giant statues of themselves. It also contains a deserted club. Nothing much there. The furfags building can be lulzy targets as they often consider themselves artists and disrupting their work can lead to epic drama. Basically the exact same fucking shit as Furnation Vista, probably there in an attempt to reduce the lag. Because computers hate furries this has failed.
[edit] Furnation Kami
Yet another furry sim consisting mostly of housing. It also seems to have a UK themed area, complete with church. They seem sadly unaware that not even a God could love furries. The reason for all of this housing should be obvious, the management of furnation are jews and desperately covet moar jewgolds.
[edit] Furnation Mythica
MAIN TARGET ALERT
This sim contains "the Ark". This is a furry stripclub/brothel/AIDS den. No expense should be spared. Go there. They need moar raep. This is the most popular place in the entire of Furnation because, as we all well know, the furfags love only two things, yiffing and drama. This means that this place is heaven as it usually contains both. To get there, search for it, making sure to have mature places enabled as it is located at altitude to spare it some lag.
Also, it contains YET ANOTHER CHURCH. The furfags have issues with God apparently.
[edit] Furnation Prime
Once the hub of it all, the centre of the furry evil in Second Life, this sim is now mostly abandoned. This is because furries are shitty coders and the whole sim is constantly drowned with lag. Done in a Stargate theme with a pyramid and a stargate this sim is one of those places on the internet that just makes you want to become an hero to stop the horror. The pyramid is occasionally used for the furries to congregate and perform vitual dances at each other.
[edit] Furnation Phoenix
Yet another furry sim containing not much of interest. It does contain the "Pony club" where basement-dwellers that want to get in touch with their inner pony, then have it filled with imaginary pony cock in an imaginary kinky orgy go. Unsurprisingly this looks like a stable. And a shitty one at that. If occupied then raep away.
[edit] FurNation Vista
Vista is probably the laggiest sim in FN, due to the presence of the Vista Sandbox and the PN's consistent attacks have probably worsened the server's health. Furfags test their new dongs and housing on the lower levels, while they test anti-dogcatcher weaponry above the sandbox around 300m.
Vista also boasts a few shops and homes, though they're shitty and not of any interest of people who are not batshit insane.
[edit] Furnation Worlds Mall
Yes, that's right, even Jews can be furries. There's money in dogcocks apparently. Difficult to troll but, if one were to want to phish there then a common method is to place a transparent prim set to pay to you over the vendors, then when the furfags try to buy new dogcocks they just give their jewgolds to you.
[edit] Forums
Brave Nigras raiding these boards have noted little activity other than the typical "BAWWWW THE SERVER IS DOWN FIX IT NEXXUS" and "ANYONE WANT TO YIFF I HAVE HERPES =^_^=". The boards feature a shoutbox which doesn't even work (moar like a shitbox amirite?) and a link to their online store which is protected by a $50 DOLLAR COMIC BOOK LEGAL FUND (WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, GUYS).
[edit] Lulzy Quotes
Furfags say the darndest things.
| —Corsi Mousehold, Internets Attourney for Hire |
| —Corsi Mousehold, possible babyfur and threat to small, young animals |
| —Corsi Mousehold, clearly racist |
| —Corsi Mousehold, can't say something without sounding like an effeminate faggot |
[edit] Corsi Mousehold "discovered" that we raided AnthroCon
[12:23] Corsi Mousehold: (Saved Mon Jul 23 15:22:47 2007) Lets talk. [12:23] Corsi Mousehold: (Saved Mon Jul 23 15:23:03 2007) I have information you like REALLY need to know. [12:23] Corsi Mousehold is typing... [12:25] Getreadyto Katscher: k wut [12:26] Corsi Mousehold: Also one of your pals revealed at that convention where his mom works. And we have that information. [12:27] Corsi Mousehold: You may now concider your options. [12:27] Getreadyto Katscher: I missed the first part. [12:27] Getreadyto Katscher: I crashed. [12:28] Corsi Mousehold: Corsi Mousehold: We now know what you kids look like. A police report in Pitsburg was filed. You know ... with that evidence and the continued terrorism you guys have caused ... Can you say, tried as an adult? [12:28] Corsi Mousehold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvVk9jn-vN0 [12:28] Corsi Mousehold: These are not threats. They are facts. [12:28] Corsi Mousehold: I don't know if you are one of the ones that did all this but you are involved with them. [12:29] Corsi Mousehold: Well one of the ones at the protest. [12:29] Corsi Mousehold: But we have the location of his parents work in Pittsburg. [12:29] Corsi Mousehold: Here's your options. [12:30] Corsi Mousehold: One: Walk away. Enough is enough. You had your fun here now find another group to pester. [12:30] Corsi Mousehold: Two: Join us. Have fun with us and we won't know who you are among us. we can be fun when you just get to know the furries. [12:31] Corsi Mousehold: Three: You keep everything up. And force me to do what I need to do to end this charade for you. [12:32] Corsi Mousehold: You guys screwed up coming to Anthrocon. I was there. [12:33] Corsi Mousehold: And that is what I was waiting for all this time. I have to thank you for giving me the chance to identify who some of you are. [12:35] Corsi Mousehold: It's all fun and games until someone loses their freedom. I bit you farewell. I trust we won't be seeing each other again. [12:36] Getreadyto Katscher: NIGGER CUNTS? [12:37] Corsi Mousehold: HJave it your way.
[edit] Gallery
 Surgeon General's Warning: Causes eye cancer and bowel obstructions |
Furnation Prime, temporarily cleared of yiffing by the PN |
 HERE BE EWOKS |
 someone kill me |
 Furnation Under Spengebobs |
 Furnation Under Spengebobs and cocks |
 Furnation is closed |
 Furnation NEEDS MOAR FLAGS |
 Oh what the fuck |
[edit] Becoming an FN Admin
This is proven true by a past admin.
- Be a furry.
- Suck Corsi Mousehold's cock.
- Continue sucking untill you get Estate Manager
- ???
- Profit (Or LULz, which ever first.)
[edit] Links
- Website - Not for the faint of heart
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