Furby
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Often refered to as your "emoto-tronic friend who's fun to be with," this mass of machinery was hugely popular in the christmas season of 1998. As it turned out this craze was also a fad. This turned out not to suprise anyone with a drop of common sense, as the unit would really just waste batteries by moving slightly and making some odd noises.
One Wisconsin engineer's site he claimed "One Furby can detect another’s fit of hysteria and will join in the fun!". However, neither the furby nor its deisngers had any idea what "fun" is. All in all the furby was and always will be a waste.
Geek culture heralds the Furby as something very special for all the same reasons that civilization as a whole shuns the device. Furbies that were designed to look like Yoda and the Mogwai from Gremlins kept this insane toy marketable to them well into the twenty-first century.
In contrast to those basement-dwellers, rave culture has reacted violently to the Furby. It is not uncommon for anyone in the scene to mutilate any Furby on sight. The device is often skinned, dissected, gutted and rewired to create nightmarish sounds which most ravers will dance eagerly to in a communal celebration of its demise.
Not to be confused with a "furry".
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Furbychan
This sick bitch smokes out her furby, and rubs one out against it. To all the Internetz, I present you: Furbychan.
(Make sure you stick around till at least the two minute mark.)
Fucking with Friends' Furbies
Furbies use infrared to communicate with each other. If anyone actually still plays with the little monsters, pressing the mute button on a Bose WaveRadio remote will instantly put a Furby to sleep. Different remote controls do different things, and some of the buttons on remotes make Furbies get Furby GRIDS. It will sneeze and sleep constantly until you stick your finger in its ass to reset the thing, a helpful solution when your Furby gets GRIDS or has decided that its name is WAY-LO, which means your Furby is a Homosexual Pothead who will sit on its ass and wait for you to feed it... Then it'll kill your family.
Furby - Also known as Furry idle twat
Can be mistaken for a bomb in airports. Watching this creates much lulz, leaving the butthurt and pedobear's shit in its wake. Another way to raise the lulz by over 9000 times is to do this:
- Hide a one-shot kill on your person, NOT in any of your bags.
- Just as you go through the metal detector at baggage check, either on your way out/in from a flight, quickly whip out the gun.
- Shoot everybody in sight over 9000 times.
- Shoot yourself in the head, thus becoming an hero.
- ...
- ...Profit?
Note that step 3 isn't necessary, but you may do it for teh lulz.
