Furmeet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Furmeets are unholy Satanic rituals that usually culminate in wild, greasy orgies with someone's dog and a large group of old, overweight men whining over a two pound burrito at Taco Del Mar. Furmeets are the only occasion a fur will actually venture outside IRL, making it an interesting, yet horrific spectacle for an outside observer.
[edit] How to spot a furmeet
Furmeets are very easy to confuse with a trekkie meet, though they tend to take place in a more promiscuous location, like McDonald's or in front of the local porn store. If you think it may be a furmeet and not a more benign (but no less dorky) Otaku-grouping or trekkie meet, look for the following three signs:
- Is anyone wearing tails or ears? Otakus might wear the latter, but you'd be hard pressed to find some Naruto fanboy wearing a fox tail . . . made of dildos.
- Is anyone actually doing anything? Furs can't adapt to the spooky world beyond the Internets, which leaves them all transfixed in place like a fat cow staring into headlights.
- Is anyone eyeing passing dogs or cuddling stuffed animals? If so it's advised you call your internet lawyer and sue for what happens to that poor puppy next.
[edit] What to do if you spot a furmeet
If you've verified your sighting as a furmeet, you have a civil responsibility to kill them all in a brutal and merciless fashion. After all, God really fucked up with the furs and he needs your help. In fact, God invented furmeets just to round them all up for a brave soul like yourself.
