Furry-Furry
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Furry-Furry.com (now known as furrytofurry.com) is another "adult lifestyle" site for furries, which basically boils down loads of Krystal porn and OL yiffing. Like every other mature furry site before it, most threads are full of bitching about how the hyoomans don't understand them, roleplaying that involves a lot of wolf-sheaths and giant manatee bagina, and tips on how to spot fellow likeminded doghumpers in public areas (TIP: they're the ones also humping dogs). 90% of the user population is gay male or bi-curious male and the rest is made of guys pretending to be sexy female foxes.
You can set up your profile with your user identity, "species", gender, and sexual "pre-fur-ence", all of which in no way defies the furry-spouted notion that being furry is NOT ABOUT SEX.
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IT AIN'T JACK WITHOUT THE YAK
F2F is run by a self-proclaimed internet celebrity named Jangbu, who is so desperate for attention that he actually puts his own logo atop the rest of the page so his entire forum of basement dwelling yiff lovers can revel in how awesome he is. We're almost certain he'll end up posting his cock on the forum at some point.
There are no words to describe the horrors of furry adult sites. Those who have seen wish they had not seen as well as actually googled furry to find this site. Those who have not seen must simply be thankful for that. The only way to adequately describe this kind of site is to quote its own members and threads.
FURRY VENTING FORUM
Recently, F2F has harbored an especially butthurt underage cocksucker named Toshiba Torry Hishinuma who wanted his fursona drawn. This guy was such an ignorant ass that even the other furries hated him and proceeded to "flame" about how he was begging for artwork. Needless to say, lulz were had as the prick overreacted and acted like the stereotypical butthurt mongrel he is.
| —May not be cool?! REALLY?! Thank you captain obvious. |
The idiot then decided to call the waaaambulance and got the fuck out of that forum because he couldn't take the abuse.
| — BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
Two of the forum's more, er, recognized furfags completely pwned the faggot.
| —- Nekoya-kun (still don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean) |
| —- kcoar (Now THAT is a verbal bitchslap) |
And then once the furfag left, the other furries all had a good lol at his expense and hoped that he would go pwn himself.
One of the forum's members, kasman, is a failed abortion who is the equivalent of a screaming autistic child in a catholic church; everyone wants him to shut the fuck up but they're too nice to do so and feel sorry for the poor excuse for life. One of the other furfags verbally pwned the bitch but to no avail.
| —-Nekoya-kun |
The faggot then replied accordingly.
| —- I didn't change anything, he really did put a period after that exclamation point. |
Even by furry standards the guy (or twelve-penised dragon, whatever) is a twat and seriously needs to be spanked with a morning star and then taught some fucking grammar.
Sealson is an adult member of a very mature website for adults(WARNING: GIANT WALL OF TEXT!!):
| — Sealson, hope his moms didn't find his antelope pron. |
Wow, one furry that we can all finally agree with. Violence is in fact the answer. Congrats... Nekoya-kun? What the fuck does that mean? Fail.
This here's the internet furfag, deal with it. You would probably get other people to take you seriously if you learned to spell and use correct grammar for once in your life.
There's only one solution for this problem.
| — Seriously, wtf. |
FURRY PERSONALS
"Just looking for male friends to rp with. Not looking for a yiff partner, just a few friends. I'll only yiff with someone my char is comfortable with, which wont be easy...so if you are just wanting me as a yiff partner, just leave now. I'll repeat, only yiffing with guys who she gets to know real well. Then even if you do get to yiff with me, don't expect a full commitment unless you are welling to do that same. All the following is the basic info about my char.
Update*- I've been getting a few guys who just want to talk. Yes, thats very nice, but thats not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for guys to RolePlay with, not for just a chat. Maybe after we rp for awhile then maybe we can simply chat on pm or yahoo. Okie dokie?
Update*2- Ok, I just realized something else that I shoud have added. I ONLY rp on this site. No one is to know my email or messenger unless we've rped for awhile, then talk alittle through pm. Sorry that I'm pretty picky, but eh, thats me.
Name: Kayla
Age: 120 years old...but with a 20 year old's body
Species: White Saber Vampire Tigress
Gender: Female
Height: 5'3
Weight: 115 lbs
Status: Single
Sexual Status: Straight
Weakness for: Felines and Canines
Personality: Very mysterious, takes a little while to get to know, not really all that social because shes afraid to hurt the ones she loves.
Body Type: beautiful and graceful, somewhat short, body is somewhat toned but is still soft
My physical appearance:
Fur Color - Snow white with black strips scattered all over her body
Eyes - very light blue when shes 'normal' but when she gets hungery they get darker
Nose - pink
Ears - black with a white spot on the back
Tail - longer and slightly fluffier than the average tiger
Other Bodily features - two sabers sticking out from her jaws
Attire: mostly dark colored tshirts...always blue jeans and her old sketchers
Abilty- able to move at incredible speeds, scence of smell and hearing is inconceivable
Miscallanious facts about me:
Favorite color(s) - black and dark blue
Hobbies & Talents - loves to read and draw
Weaknesses - your blood
Personal facts - she only feeds on wild animals (not the Furry kind of course, unless she cant resist.) ..shes also a virgin
Friends - still looking for official friends.
Dislikes/Least Favorite activities - she hates being a vampire
Gourmet of choice - blood...only thing she can eat
Bevrages of choice - blood...only thing she can drink
If you have any quesions, feel free to leave me a PM. If you are interested in a rp, pm me as well with your char's info.
Thank you for your time."
Gee, how Mary Sue.
"Well I was posting this cause I am looking for friends and maybe a mate.
A little about me:
Im 20
Gay
6'1
250ish
Happy
Fun
Giggly
I work at Petco
I live in Lake Forest
A music, video game, movie, anime fanatic
I am a smoker and drinker...I am also a party stoner coon :3
So yeah if you are straight edge we SO wont work XD
So yeah just some friends to smoke with and watch anime and talk with and hey we shall see...But random sex is also yummy XDXDXD
Contacting Me:
YIM - rockyraku_n
AIM - r0ckyrakun
Furaffinity - www.furaffinity.net/users/rockyrakun
Deviant Art - www.rockyraccoonfur.deviantart.com
Pounced - http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=5932
So yeah email me, message me whatever ^-^"
Ahahaha, oh wow. You know what's gonna happen now, right?
HELP WANTED AD
"I need a job but nobody will hire me ill be willing to anything im 18 an just graduated high school and planning tech college for welding please somebody HIRE ME!"
GENERAL FURRY LIFE
"I support cub porn."
You also support Hitler, get off it.
IN THE BEDROOM FORUM
"How Do You Masturbate" is, amazingly enough, the longest thread in this forum. Because furries are so very ronery.
Riku-San: What position do you masturbate in?
brainsickness: I usually sit down, but I'm gonna try upside down in a few minutes
(second post ten hours later)
brainsickness: OK it didnt work. You guys have any suggestions on how to get upside down
(third post one hour later)
brainsickness: I haven't used any unusual positions, but i have recently started to use a homemade cockring (just a rubberband) which feels pretty good. Although this could get a bit dangerous. Once I wraped it around myself one too many times i guess and couldn't get it off. I finally used some scissors... very very carefully
(fourth post two hours later)
brainsickness: i still don't get the physics of doing it upside down
YoshiPrower:
Black Foot:
LoneStallion69:
| —LOL at whoever bought it |
WillOtheWolf:
| —Yeah, we've all said that before |
Trickster:
BABYFUR FORUM
A place for babyfurs to congregate and talk about sippy cups and shitting themselves.
Luparis refuses to grow up and take responsibility for his life:
AidenIsHot haetes his roommate:
| —WTF |
User:GrumbleLion is full of lies and trying to divide by zero:
| —LOL WUT? |
Husky begs to differ:
OTHERKIN FORUM
Where the highest amounts of self-delusion go down. Otherkin share their experiences 'shifting', i.e. pretending they TOTALLY OMG TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL, NOBODY SAW BUT I SWEAR IT HAPPENED.
Ratmage:
timoeprofessor had a magical shift, not a moment of being a fuckin five year old:
Ratmage, who is a real professor, can totally summon dragons and spirits to do his history homework for him:
Ratmage also knows l33t banishing spells that he learned at Real Professor College:
D-Omegus sez that the only requirement for being an otherkin is to decide you're an otherkin. Does that work with being a millionaire? Because I've always had this nagging feeling that I was meant to be born a milliona- HEY, WHERE'D ALL THESE BAGS OF MONEY COME FROM? HOORAY!!:
PLUSHIE FORUM
Filled with furries validating their plushophilia by saying that if not for the plushies, they would literally have no one else in their lives:
Libidowolf:
C-Prime:
Peking:
Bane:
Some members of the forum are more ronery than others:
Jangbu:
Wolfin:
| —the plushie was screaming too...on the inside |
rexlaninetales:
FURSUIT SEX VIDEOS
Everyone loves them, but apparently noone knows where to get them! Luckily Aq78 can hook you up, just email him! furrtek@hotmail.com And he has proof!
Anon, however, knows YouTube is a cornucopia of furfaggotry and here are the links to prove it (SO not worksafe):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR-rJIu3Deo (BALEETED. what are we gonna fap to now?! D:)
For other fun sexiness, visit GingerVixen's one-woman-fox train wreck of a YouTube show, complete with a human being trying to mince sexily around a living room while wearing 75 pounds of stifling fake-fur and a mascot head. HOLY SHIT the MOUTH OPENS ON THAT THING. That is the most frightening thing I've seen all week.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GingerVixen
More terror from beyond the tubes by this user:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6m4OFD2NkM
Oh yeah, that's right bitch, wave around that giant red telephone from the fifties. Gets me SO HOT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c8RcfaeIjQ
Also, there are fursuit videos on Xtube now:
http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=fursuit
ELMO WHY?????
Or you could get some from eMule, or download them from http://extratorrent.com/download_info/1178236/FxA+-+Fursuitsex.com+videos.html ... really there's quite a lot of fursuit videos out there, but they're just lazy, and they love to complain "BUT THERE AREN'T ANY STRAIGHT FURSUIT VIDEOS!!!"
CP
The_Good_Chaplain has quite a dilemma!
Okay, good people or whatever you are, I have a dilemma. To put it simply, my mom's boyfriend has a "secret" e-mail account. On this e-mail account, nudes has been found. Nudes of my 15 year old sister. I am not generally someone who cares about a pedo and his interests, but this is a bit personnal. I don't really feel much about it at the moment, though I think anger might set in at some point. What should I do?
FallenGreyWolf feels sympathy for his fellow pedophile:
While I dont support Pedophilia, I have to ask, If these pictures were taking with your sisters knowledge, I would ignore them. I feel particularly that 18 is such an arbitrary age to label someone as an adult, and I feel that what you know about your sister should be taken into account here. If you believe that your sister was taken advantage of, snooped on, photographed without her knowledge etc or there are pics of much younger kids then yes defiantly call the police. However, if it was consensual I think that this should be something dealt with within the family.
The_Good_Chaplain is doing it wrong:
We've already got "get him v&" covered.
Spinal asks the most important question of all:
well it depends...is your sister hot
ART BOARD
Typical art forum where half the posters are whoring their crappy animal porn and the other half are begging for crappy animal porn.
User bloodwolfe does not know how to use teh Google:
Ragnarok, I have no idea who could possibly help you on this crazy mission of yours. It just sounds like a pipe dream to me:
ZimbabweYiffy86 is too much of a lazy fuck to even google his own porn, so he makes other users bring it to him. And they do.
Reaux replied:
Yeah, that definitely is the hottest damn thing I've ever seen.
ROLEPLAY EXAMPLES
Users CrossedOut and Tay are very tactical lovers who love to do some action!
Tay: She smiled and said:
"Finnaly, there is no shame of loosing against you. You are a really good fighter. I'm honnored to serve you."
She bowed politly.
CrossedOut: "Thanks, you're very tactical when it comes to fighting." He said smiling, bowing back. "I suppose we should both clean ourselves."
Tay: "Well..I kinda like being covered by mud before or after doing some..action.." She smiled seductivly.
CrossedOut: Well, it's not fun having dried mud on your fur." He said shrugging, noting the tone to her voice and smiled. "Action you say?"
Tay: "Yup. Action. You like that?" She crossed her arms in her back, exposing her breasts.
CrossedOut: "Maybe." He said, walking over to her, looking at her body covered in mud, now his sheath throbbing.
HOW FURRiES FEEL ABOUT HUMANS
User RaptorianOne asks a question I have NO idea how to answer:
One brave member tells it like it is:
ADDITIONAL FACTS
-There's a website run by Jangbu called FurryStyle.com, where everything from fursuits to furry dildos can be found for all the sick fucks that traverse this awful site. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
-Furry-Furry found this article. I'm fucking flattered. Keep up the good work.
SUMMARY
The world is a bad, scary place. It is filled with bad, scary people. And all of those people apparently want to be bad, scary wolves and foxes with twenty-inch cocks and eighty-three prehensile tails each. We must save our childrens from mass corruption by these people through extreme fursecution and by making them even more of a bunch of social pariahs than they already are. This is a fight Anonymous can not afford to give up on, lest the world someday be subject to the legalization of massive pilings of yiffing, whimpering, scritching, spooging fat fuck basement dwellers dressed up in giant animal costumes on every street corner of America much like the many sad, fat guys living in their mother's basement spouting diarhea about how much they hate furries.
Anon "Furfag lover" has said it before and we'll say it again: YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS.
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