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Hi there, Krystal!
Hi there, Krystal!
Oh God, make them go away.
Oh God, make them go away.
Yiff Yiff Yiff
Yiff Yiff Yiff
We're sorry, Minerva. We're sorry for all of this.
We're sorry, Minerva. We're sorry for all of this.

Furry-Furry.com (now known as furrytofurry.com) is another "adult lifestyle" site for furries, which basically boils down loads of Krystal porn and OL yiffing. Like every other mature furry site before it, most threads are full of bitching about how the hyoomans don't understand them, roleplaying that involves a lot of wolf-sheaths and giant manatee bagina, and tips on how to spot fellow likeminded doghumpers in public areas (TIP: they're the ones also humping dogs). 90% of the user population is gay male or bi-curious male and the rest is made of guys pretending to be sexy female foxes.

You can set up your profile with your user identity, "species", gender, and sexual "pre-fur-ence", all of which in no way defies the furry-spouted notion that being furry is NOT ABOUT SEX.

Contents

IT AIN'T JACK WITHOUT THE YAK

F2F is run by a self-proclaimed internet celebrity named Jangbu, who is so desperate for attention that he actually puts his own logo atop the rest of the page so his entire forum of basement dwelling yiff lovers can revel in how awesome he is. We're almost certain he'll end up posting his cock on the forum at some point.

There are no words to describe the horrors of furry adult sites. Those who have seen wish they had not seen as well as actually googled furry to find this site. Those who have not seen must simply be thankful for that. The only way to adequately describe this kind of site is to quote its own members and threads.

FURRY VENTING FORUM

Recently, F2F has harbored an especially butthurt underage cocksucker named Toshiba Torry Hishinuma who wanted his fursona drawn. This guy was such an ignorant ass that even the other furries hated him and proceeded to "flame" about how he was begging for artwork. Needless to say, lulz were had as the prick overreacted and acted like the stereotypical butthurt mongrel he is.

 
 
<.< To each his own. Don't like it? Then go bug someone else. I'm not begging, I just want someone to draw me. I may not be cool, and I'm friendlier than you'll EVER be, you damn prick, because I don't pop on someone's board and troll because they use font styles and sound needy, but aren't!
 

 

—May not be cool?! REALLY?! Thank you captain obvious.

The idiot then decided to call the waaaambulance and got the fuck out of that forum because he couldn't take the abuse.

 
 
FUCK YOU ALL! I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE AND GO TO FUCKING HELL!!!
 

 

— BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Two of the forum's more, er, recognized furfags completely pwned the faggot.

 
 
I hereby dub him the incredible sulk! Don't make him get angsty. You wouldn't like him when hes angsty.
 

 

—- Nekoya-kun (still don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean)

 
 
Wow, you're dumb. I actually went and gave you resources on how to request, why colorizing text is against the rules, and you pretty much shat on whatI said and resort to calling me a troll. And you wanna leave? Fine. I don't -honestly- see anyone giving a shit. I owned up to my shit. I explained my reasoning. All you had to do was right your wrongs ad MAYBE, just MAYBE someone nice like baddemona would have done it. In any case, hey, give yourself a round of applause for making yourself look like a complete total jackass!
 

 

—- kcoar (Now THAT is a verbal bitchslap)

And then once the furfag left, the other furries all had a good lol at his expense and hoped that he would go pwn himself.

 
 
Or maybe he's an hero now. Nah, probably not. But one can dream, right?
 

 

One of the forum's members, kasman, is a failed abortion who is the equivalent of a screaming autistic child in a catholic church; everyone wants him to shut the fuck up but they're too nice to do so and feel sorry for the poor excuse for life. One of the other furfags verbally pwned the bitch but to no avail.

 
 
i think kasman is a pretty cool guy. eh cant take a hint and doesnt afraid of anything.
 

 

—-Nekoya-kun

The faggot then replied accordingly.

 
 
Nekoya is right, I'm super-cool!.
 

 

—- I didn't change anything, he really did put a period after that exclamation point.

Even by furry standards the guy (or twelve-penised dragon, whatever) is a twat and seriously needs to be spanked with a morning star and then taught some fucking grammar.

Sealson is an adult member of a very mature website for adults(WARNING: GIANT WALL OF TEXT!!):

 
 
Right...I came home and switch on my pc...as usual...First thing I noticed was that the monitor wasn't switched off, means someone else used my pc while I was at school. I switch it off cuz anyone can guess who used it...my mom...who will probably have put the speakers on maximum volume. I don't mind the monitor not being switched off...but speakers on MAXIMUM volume! Who would need that! That's like blowing my speakers off! I still want to listen to my music on the pc at times! And then I notice that I got a new mousepad...zomg! A new mousepad?! Haven't had one for years! Woohoo! NOT! My maths notebook became my mousepad...wtf! Had I not looked there I'd lose my notes and fail my maths (or rather, I would lose my notes and I would be slightly more misorientated in maths)!...And then there was my gmail notifier pop up...It pops up and tells me that I have an email from someone...BUT! I never put my gmail notifier on "Remember me" cuz I don't like nosey people prowling round on my pc through my mail...so it is concluded that my mom has entered her gmail address and pass into the logon thing for gmail notifier and checking the "Remember Me" option!...That just pisses me off! Cuz her pc's upstairs...not this one! I don't want to know if her friends says that they lost connection on the internet phone or if she's telling everyone what the recipe for a apple pie is...I just don't want to know! SO I go on my Firefox...and clear all private data...doesn't work...Minutes later...DOH! She doesn't understand that Firefox is a nicer package than IE 6.0, so she uses IE 6.0...I go on IE and clear all cache...and the windows all froze for IE...I go to the cache file and clear files myself...Ding! Finally! I don't need to know about stupid recipes and stupid internet phone arrangements! GRA! What's wrong with my mom! I thought she's smart enough not to make a n00b out of herself by doing all the stuff I just ranted about up there...but she just does it anyway! And guess what! She wanders in and says "I didn't do anything..." in that moany voice...GAH! Drives me NUTS!
 

 

— Sealson, hope his moms didn't find his antelope pron.

 
 
We have all been bashed. Unless we have not professed to being furry. Let me just tell you of a story.

One day, when I was at school, I told my friends that I was a furry. They were very supportive. However, word was spread, and I was bashed relentlessly. This one kid was really being a pest. He was pissing me off to no end. Now, I am a very patient person and it takes a lot to get me to be violent. I met this kid after school and had a fight with him. I broke his arm and sent him to the hospital, and I challenged others to join him. Two did. While I may have gotten into trouble, I now have respect from my peers. The moral of the story is; If you get bashed, bash back. In the face."
 


 

Wow, one furry that we can all finally agree with. Violence is in fact the answer. Congrats... Nekoya-kun? What the fuck does that mean? Fail.

 
 
"im sure this is posted elsewhere, but it belongs in the venting section. for those of you who dont know, furries are a minority. non-furs think we are strange. for that reason they disappove of our way of life. i recently found a site that pisses me off beyond beliefe. the site is godhatesfurries.com. this site pisses me off. they dont give any reason as to why they dont like us, they just dont like us. im sorely tempted to send a scathing email but i dont think it will do any good. it pisses me off when people use their ignorance as an excuse to hate or dispise somthing. so yeah thats my rant for now. im sure ill have another one on people hating gays. (ive already got plans to kill michael phelps, the biggest ass fuck that walks the earth.)"
 

 

This here's the internet furfag, deal with it. You would probably get other people to take you seriously if you learned to spell and use correct grammar for once in your life.

 
 
"honestly, i think there are some people that need to be hurt. but i guess thats just me. i dont like people that hurt others for no reason, but if its justified, then its fine by me. i might even join in. humans just piss me off because there stupid, disgusting, ignorant beings that walk the earth for the sole purpose of making it worse for all other living beings. yes i am well aware that i am a human and that just makes it all the worse. i dont want to be a human. i want to be a furry. the only thing is, if everyone were a furry, then they would be hated. its a delema. i would rather be one of a hand full of furries in the world. then i can rant about the stupid humans all i want."
 

 

There's only one solution for this problem.

 
 
"Not about homosexuality. But about my gender. I was born a hermaphrodite with partially developed female genitalia, but had surgery to "correct" it in favor of my male genitalia, which was shown to be able to possibly work later in life. Which, thankfully, does work enough to allow me to orgasm. But I'm sterile.

I am male, look male and grow facial hair. But I've always felt like I should have been female. This probably adds onto my confusion about my sexual orientation.

I've taken hormone pills since the surgery so I'll be more male rather than gender neutral, also allowing me to achieve orgasm much more easily. However, I've switched hormone pills recently and I've begun lactating."
 


 

— Seriously, wtf.

FURRY PERSONALS

"Just looking for male friends to rp with. Not looking for a yiff partner, just a few friends. I'll only yiff with someone my char is comfortable with, which wont be easy...so if you are just wanting me as a yiff partner, just leave now. I'll repeat, only yiffing with guys who she gets to know real well. Then even if you do get to yiff with me, don't expect a full commitment unless you are welling to do that same. All the following is the basic info about my char.

Update*- I've been getting a few guys who just want to talk. Yes, thats very nice, but thats not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for guys to RolePlay with, not for just a chat. Maybe after we rp for awhile then maybe we can simply chat on pm or yahoo. Okie dokie?

Update*2- Ok, I just realized something else that I shoud have added. I ONLY rp on this site. No one is to know my email or messenger unless we've rped for awhile, then talk alittle through pm. Sorry that I'm pretty picky, but eh, thats me.

Name: Kayla

Age: 120 years old...but with a 20 year old's body

Species: White Saber Vampire Tigress

Gender: Female

Height: 5'3

Weight: 115 lbs

Status: Single

Sexual Status: Straight

Weakness for: Felines and Canines

Personality: Very mysterious, takes a little while to get to know, not really all that social because shes afraid to hurt the ones she loves.

Body Type: beautiful and graceful, somewhat short, body is somewhat toned but is still soft


My physical appearance:

Fur Color - Snow white with black strips scattered all over her body

Eyes - very light blue when shes 'normal' but when she gets hungery they get darker

Nose - pink

Ears - black with a white spot on the back

Tail - longer and slightly fluffier than the average tiger

Other Bodily features - two sabers sticking out from her jaws

Attire: mostly dark colored tshirts...always blue jeans and her old sketchers

Abilty- able to move at incredible speeds, scence of smell and hearing is inconceivable



Miscallanious facts about me:


Favorite color(s) - black and dark blue

Hobbies & Talents - loves to read and draw

Weaknesses - your blood

Personal facts - she only feeds on wild animals (not the Furry kind of course, unless she cant resist.) ..shes also a virgin

Friends - still looking for official friends.

Dislikes/Least Favorite activities - she hates being a vampire

Gourmet of choice - blood...only thing she can eat

Bevrages of choice - blood...only thing she can drink


If you have any quesions, feel free to leave me a PM. If you are interested in a rp, pm me as well with your char's info. Thank you for your time."

Gee, how Mary Sue.


"Well I was posting this cause I am looking for friends and maybe a mate.


A little about me:


Im 20

Gay

6'1

250ish

Happy

Fun

Giggly

I work at Petco

I live in Lake Forest

A music, video game, movie, anime fanatic

I am a smoker and drinker...I am also a party stoner coon :3

So yeah if you are straight edge we SO wont work XD


So yeah just some friends to smoke with and watch anime and talk with and hey we shall see...But random sex is also yummy XDXDXD


Contacting Me:

YIM - rockyraku_n

AIM - r0ckyrakun

Furaffinity - www.furaffinity.net/users/rockyrakun

Deviant Art - www.rockyraccoonfur.deviantart.com

Pounced - http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=5932

So yeah email me, message me whatever ^-^"


Ahahaha, oh wow. You know what's gonna happen now, right?



HELP WANTED AD

"I need a job but nobody will hire me ill be willing to anything im 18 an just graduated high school and planning tech college for welding please somebody HIRE ME!"

Anything, you say?



GENERAL FURRY LIFE

"I support cub porn."

You also support Hitler, get off it.

IN THE BEDROOM FORUM

"How Do You Masturbate" is, amazingly enough, the longest thread in this forum. Because furries are so very ronery.


Riku-San: What position do you masturbate in?

brainsickness: I usually sit down, but I'm gonna try upside down in a few minutes

(second post ten hours later)

brainsickness: OK it didnt work. You guys have any suggestions on how to get upside down

(third post one hour later)

brainsickness: I haven't used any unusual positions, but i have recently started to use a homemade cockring (just a rubberband) which feels pretty good. Although this could get a bit dangerous. Once I wraped it around myself one too many times i guess and couldn't get it off. I finally used some scissors... very very carefully

(fourth post two hours later)

brainsickness: i still don't get the physics of doing it upside down


YoshiPrower:

 
 
I use to be able to suck myself off but now I'm really fat.

I prefure to hump my dogs instead of masturbating.
 


 


Black Foot:

 
 
When I was much younger I used to give myself a blow job and now I can barely touch my cock and I mostly masturbate standing up in front of the toilet.
 

 


LoneStallion69:

 
 
I used to have a big bear that I humped but I think I sold it. lol
 

 

—LOL at whoever bought it


WillOtheWolf:

 
 
Now, I'm sure you've experienced this: Your pawing off and you say to yourself "this time, I'm going to drink my own cum!"
 

 

—Yeah, we've all said that before


Trickster:

 
 
Left hand green, right hand yellow, left foot blue, right foot green.
 

 



BABYFUR FORUM

A place for babyfurs to congregate and talk about sippy cups and shitting themselves.

Luparis refuses to grow up and take responsibility for his life:

 
 
I have been an AB since I was 5, so I guess technically I was a PreTeen Baby, then a Teen Baby, and now, I'm an Adult Baby (Almost 22!). I discovered it when my baby brother was born, and thus Diapers were reintroduced to my life. My earliest childhood memory is that of actually getting a diaper change by my mother, and the overwhelming amount of love and care that I received.
 

 


AidenIsHot haetes his roommate:

 
 
Unless you are my AC roommate who did shit his diaper and wear it to bed all night long then put it in the unlined hotel wastebasket instead of trying to at least dispose of it properly. I feel so sorry for the poor cleaning lady.
 

 

—WTF


User:GrumbleLion is full of lies and trying to divide by zero:

 
 
Furry is not sexual in itself and therefore any kind of other attributes can be combined. I am sure there will some day be a furry serial killer. A BabyFur is not a pedophile, but there have been cases where RL pedophiles have gone after BabyFurs. I like the analogy that a pedophile wants a child, while a BabyFur wants to be a child. Taking this further a heterosexual male wants a female, while a transvestite wants to be a female.

This means that "heterosexual male" is a pedophile. I am annoyed with the legal decision to make human child drawings illegal in Germany in an attempt to to make law enforcement's job easier. This is why I had to ban all human child AV's from my SL club.
 


 

—LOL WUT?


Husky begs to differ:

 
 
Originally Posted by fritzywolf:

It should be noted that babyfurs do not, in fact, smell like shit. If anything they have heightened hygene and smell like baby powder.

Hardly. I'm going with, "Like every other furry, there are some that smell normal, some that smell like baby powder, and some that smell like shit."
 


 

OTHERKIN FORUM

Where the highest amounts of self-delusion go down. Otherkin share their experiences 'shifting', i.e. pretending they TOTALLY OMG TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL, NOBODY SAW BUT I SWEAR IT HAPPENED.


Ratmage:

 
 
MY first was a rat. I got board in 6th grade math. I shifted, and went under the door.
 

 


timoeprofessor had a magical shift, not a moment of being a fuckin five year old:

 
 
I had my first shift when I was quite young (I think about 5). At the time, I didn't really understand what was happening. I was able to communicate with the family cat at the time... and followed him around on all fours "mewing".
 

 


Ratmage, who is a real professor, can totally summon dragons and spirits to do his history homework for him:

 
 
Originally Posted by Thywolf

Do any of you try to summon spirits, demons, dragons ect.?

yes did a lecture on it as well mainly dragons and spirits i have been intrested in demons but have not tried yet
 


 


Ratmage also knows l33t banishing spells that he learned at Real Professor College:

 
 
learn to do banishings first might i sugest the golden dawn lesser pentagram banishing method.
 

 

D-Omegus sez that the only requirement for being an otherkin is to decide you're an otherkin. Does that work with being a millionaire? Because I've always had this nagging feeling that I was meant to be born a milliona- HEY, WHERE'D ALL THESE BAGS OF MONEY COME FROM? HOORAY!!:


 
 
No one can quiz you to see if your otherkin no more than I can decide if you believe in god. Its a total self essence, usually one comes into a realization of such through actions happening in ones life, via an astral dream/ "awakening"/ or even a joining of ones self with the animal world *pagan and native american practices* Ill tell ya this though, if your trying to look for it in others...most likely your not.

Personally I believe were all part of the earth and animal "circle of Life" Seems Otherkin has just become a title that people flaunt around to make them feel abit less insignificant.. its all in you ma'friend, till then eh, ahsta.
 


 

PLUSHIE FORUM

Filled with furries validating their plushophilia by saying that if not for the plushies, they would literally have no one else in their lives:


Libidowolf:

 
 
studies show stroking real animals has a lot of medical benifits, and apparently I read that in Japan, they made a robot with fluffy fur that did the same thing for people in nursing homes and hospitals.

so now I wonder, is a (new and soft and fluffy) plush doll benifical to some people? to have something soft to hold and tocuh and hold, unlike a real animal you can use them as pillows, or squeeze them really tightly.
 


 


C-Prime:

 
 
I'm allergic to dogs and I have no RL girlfriend at this time, so my plushies are pretty much all I have.
 

 


Peking:

 
 
Before I became a furry I had no plushies and used to sleep with extra pillows and hug them.

I don´t feel so alone with plushies.
 


 


Bane:

 
 
I slept with my white teddy from when I was 6 months old, to about two years ago. I still do when I feel really empty... Which happens to be about once a month...
 

 


Some members of the forum are more ronery than others:


Jangbu:

 
 
before I start to inundate you with information and instructions; I figure we should decide what sort of plushie you want. I make two different kinds. The first type I make has an armature inside so he can stand up and be posed; he also has a custom made opposable penis that also has an armature inside so you can bend it in all directions. The other type I make is basically the same without the armature and the penis is a store bought item. The one with out the armature has a canvases leave that the "butt" goes into; so basically he can be cleaned up after a good yiffin. The one with the armature doesn't. You can also use the same technique to create a female plush as well.
 

 


Wolfin:

 
 
Last night, I lost my plushie virginit to a huge stuffed wolf that I've had for ages... I made a little hole in the bottom and had to tear it open even more so I could fit. I loved it! I was almost screaming after five minutes and went at my plushie again and again...
 

 

—the plushie was screaming too...on the inside


rexlaninetales:

 
 
Anyone have any suggestions on cleaning the sticky spooge off my plushies!
  • growls* I have to lick them clean each time and still have a hard time getting the fur from sticking together.
     

 

FURSUIT SEX VIDEOS

Everyone loves them, but apparently noone knows where to get them! Luckily Aq78 can hook you up, just email him! furrtek@hotmail.com And he has proof!

Anon, however, knows YouTube is a cornucopia of furfaggotry and here are the links to prove it (SO not worksafe):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR-rJIu3Deo (BALEETED. what are we gonna fap to now?! D:)

For other fun sexiness, visit GingerVixen's one-woman-fox train wreck of a YouTube show, complete with a human being trying to mince sexily around a living room while wearing 75 pounds of stifling fake-fur and a mascot head. HOLY SHIT the MOUTH OPENS ON THAT THING. That is the most frightening thing I've seen all week.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=GingerVixen


More terror from beyond the tubes by this user:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6m4OFD2NkM


Oh yeah, that's right bitch, wave around that giant red telephone from the fifties. Gets me SO HOT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c8RcfaeIjQ


Also, there are fursuit videos on Xtube now: http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=fursuit


http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=frogspit&cv=0&idx=6&v=8m0gZ_G217_&cl=1OzoD_G217_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=

ELMO WHY?????


Or you could get some from eMule, or download them from http://extratorrent.com/download_info/1178236/FxA+-+Fursuitsex.com+videos.html ... really there's quite a lot of fursuit videos out there, but they're just lazy, and they love to complain "BUT THERE AREN'T ANY STRAIGHT FURSUIT VIDEOS!!!"

CP

The_Good_Chaplain has quite a dilemma!

Okay, good people or whatever you are, I have a dilemma. To put it simply, my mom's boyfriend has a "secret" e-mail account. On this e-mail account, nudes has been found. Nudes of my 15 year old sister. I am not generally someone who cares about a pedo and his interests, but this is a bit personnal. I don't really feel much about it at the moment, though I think anger might set in at some point. What should I do?


FallenGreyWolf feels sympathy for his fellow pedophile:

While I dont support Pedophilia, I have to ask, If these pictures were taking with your sisters knowledge, I would ignore them. I feel particularly that 18 is such an arbitrary age to label someone as an adult, and I feel that what you know about your sister should be taken into account here. If you believe that your sister was taken advantage of, snooped on, photographed without her knowledge etc or there are pics of much younger kids then yes defiantly call the police. However, if it was consensual I think that this should be something dealt with within the family.


The_Good_Chaplain is doing it wrong:

We've already got "get him v&" covered.


Spinal asks the most important question of all:

well it depends...is your sister hot

ART BOARD

Typical art forum where half the posters are whoring their crappy animal porn and the other half are begging for crappy animal porn.


User bloodwolfe does not know how to use teh Google:

 
 
i cant find a good site for dragon yiff plz help me out?

send the site name to bloodwolfe89@gmail.com

thank you
 


 


Ragnarok, I have no idea who could possibly help you on this crazy mission of yours. It just sounds like a pipe dream to me:

 
 
Does anybody know where to find yiffy stories about that hot blue fox "Krystal" from starfox?
 

 


ZimbabweYiffy86 is too much of a lazy fuck to even google his own porn, so he makes other users bring it to him. And they do.

 
 
I wanna see your hottest yiff pic. It doesn't matter what it is, if it apeals to you, show it to the world!
 

 


Reaux replied:


Yeah, that definitely is the hottest damn thing I've ever seen.


ROLEPLAY EXAMPLES

Users CrossedOut and Tay are very tactical lovers who love to do some action!


Tay: She smiled and said: "Finnaly, there is no shame of loosing against you. You are a really good fighter. I'm honnored to serve you." She bowed politly.

CrossedOut: "Thanks, you're very tactical when it comes to fighting." He said smiling, bowing back. "I suppose we should both clean ourselves."

Tay: "Well..I kinda like being covered by mud before or after doing some..action.." She smiled seductivly.

CrossedOut: Well, it's not fun having dried mud on your fur." He said shrugging, noting the tone to her voice and smiled. "Action you say?"

Tay: "Yup. Action. You like that?" She crossed her arms in her back, exposing her breasts.

CrossedOut: "Maybe." He said, walking over to her, looking at her body covered in mud, now his sheath throbbing.


HOW FURRiES FEEL ABOUT HUMANS

 
 
I'd hate to be around them especially they like killing animals for food and or for there hide to use on clothing. *SIGH* can't they do something else that will make us like them because right now I wanna kill all of those mundanes because some of them won't except us for who we are and what we like to do and all they wanna do is insult us and make us look like the bad guys.
 

 


 
 
Well humans are a difficult species. I really like some of them but I do not like the human race in general. Humans are cruel and they are the only species that likes killing others just for fun.

OK, when I take a look in the mirror I see a human being too, but unfortunately I had no choice to choose....
 


 


 
 
well humans are ok, even my mate is a human. she nice, but talks a little to much for my liking. but with some luck i could "convert" her, but who knows.
 

 

 
 
you mean those smaller cunchy pink creatures?

<.< >.> <.<

^^'

I mean... umm... them lovable...little things...
 


 

User RaptorianOne asks a question I have NO idea how to answer:

 
 
So how well do you get along with those of us who consider ourselves spiritually human? And are human-spirit furs any different from your everyday "mundane" human?

Just something I've been curious about for a while.
 


 


One brave member tells it like it is:

 
 

Originally Posted by Epic:

Humans suck ass, didn't you get the memo?

sorry the memo was burned for being spam and false
 


 

ADDITIONAL FACTS

-There's a website run by Jangbu called FurryStyle.com, where everything from fursuits to furry dildos can be found for all the sick fucks that traverse this awful site. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

-Furry-Furry found this article. I'm fucking flattered. Keep up the good work.


SUMMARY

The world is a bad, scary place. It is filled with bad, scary people. And all of those people apparently want to be bad, scary wolves and foxes with twenty-inch cocks and eighty-three prehensile tails each. We must save our childrens from mass corruption by these people through extreme fursecution and by making them even more of a bunch of social pariahs than they already are. This is a fight Anonymous can not afford to give up on, lest the world someday be subject to the legalization of massive pilings of yiffing, whimpering, scritching, spooging fat fuck basement dwellers dressed up in giant animal costumes on every street corner of America much like the many sad, fat guys living in their mother's basement spouting diarhea about how much they hate furries.

Anon "Furfag lover" has said it before and we'll say it again: YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS.


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