Furry art
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Furry art is quite frequently amateurish and focuses on bizarre sex acts and interspecies mating. Often characterized by a tenuous grasp of anatomy (pictured, left). There are a few professional artists squandering their talent by drawing fox-cat-goat women having sex with horse-men with several penises. For some of the most disturbing examples of furry art do a Google image search for Doug Winger, Chanta Ra.or kemonoarts Seriously.
It's a well known fact that some furry artists take great pride in their "art", some even going to such lengths as creating paysites containing their material, or in some cases, buyable art CDs. Of course, noone wants to pay for drawings, so the material from these paysites/CDs is often ripped and rapidshared, resulting in the full, unleashed fury of the artists (that is, if they happen to be enormous faggots, which they more often than not are). Prime examples of such behavior are Jeremy Bernal, who will go to extreme lengths to prevent his stuff being distributed (he has even done so for very small sites with a tiny amount of users), and the Japanese artist Tojyo, who stopped producing art altogether after his doujins and CDs found their way into the tubes of the internets. So remember kids, to stop the more "talented" furfag artists from turning a profit, rip and upload that shit for GRAET JUSTICE. We just may get some of them to quit the fandom FOREVAR!! (Or at least 5 minutes.)
It's also a well known fact that much furry "art" is merely Rule 34 of beloved childhood icons.
Furfags have also expanded their scope, venturing unabashed into the realms of music in the form of the "Furry Music Foundation". Needless to say, it has the same effect on the ears as their artwork does to the eyes.
Contents |
Subjects
The vast majority of furtards prefer to draw their fursonas, Pokemon and NeoPets characters and other famous furs such as Zig Zag. The subjects are almost always naked - on the few occasions they are found wearing clothes they will be covered in layers and rainbow-colored jewelery and clothes from Hot topic to show how unique they are.
It should be noted here and now that there is no such thing as non-yiffy furry art. Every single piece of art has a yiffy connection somewhere. The actual quality of the art itself varies widely from complete horse shit to worryingly detailed accuracy. Oddly the good artists are much more depressing because nobody with an ounce of talent should be wasting their times drawing cock-sucking anthro mice.
Categories of Furry Art
You'd think this would be limited to "think of a fetish- now slap ears and a tail on it" but no, furries have to be more creative than that. Behold- a short list of some of the things furries like.
- Fat Furry- Tons 'o Fun
- Beastpaint- Think Mudkipchan but with boners that aren't yours and a sick feeling in your stomach...
- Mpreg - Um, no.
- Pregfur - KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Plushie
- Inflation art
Fantards
Furry art is also recognizable by the comments attached to the artwork. Even though the piece might look like the creation of a randy, illiterate, sexually-depraved, 14-year old, Pokemon fan with a bad habit of eating his crayons, furries will jump over themselves to praise the artistic abortion with lavish amounts of sycophancy. Current theory is that furry art would disappear completely if it weren't for the hot air of the furries themselves.
Furry porn does not always deal with mammals, in this instance, it deals with dinosaurs having all the typical furry things: unbirth, rape, vore, furry love telepathic bond, fecalphilia and coprophagia, farting, and tracking your next rape victims by scent like a dog.
In addition to their visual works, some furries have taken it upon themselves to spoil other new and exciting areas of creativity, namely music. If we are lucky, they will not start making crap like this into "fursicals", a furry hybrid of dance, music, and dramatics (oh wait, that was Cats). Analysts predict that if this trend is not curbed they will break into other pseudo-careers, such as "journalism" or "astronautics". It is questionable though if a fursuit is functional in the space environment.
Gallery
| This article does not need any more fucking furry pics, not at all. You can help by not adding anything, especially not fucking furry pics. |
| Furry "Art" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Furry Art and Trolls
As well as the new and terrifying fad on "Furfag Friday" on 4Chan, many furfags think drawing mock art will totally pwn the many many trolls that follow them around like a case of herpes. What they fail to realize is that while hate art might offend sensitive furries it means little to nothing to basement dwellers.
 "Yiff Fox" from furpile.org looks strangely familiar, doesn't he? Coincidence? I think not. |
 So we didn't. |
 Early 90's adaption of Furry Art. |
 No, furry art is not awesome. |
When not trying to show trolls how little they care by spending hours in photoshop and ranting in their LiveJournals, another common tactic amongst trolls is to threaten legal action. It rarely never works.
Furry Art Sites
- furry_art
- FurAffinity.net
- deviantART anthro section
- Prismfx.com
- VCL
- Fchan
- Yerf.com
- Art on WikiFur
- Y!Gallery Not any more!
Notable Furry "Artists"
- DannyRose
- DoDeDo
- Snapesnogger
- Taurin Fox
- Zeriara
- CaliHusky
- DarkNekogami
- Draconic
- Dr. Comet
- Explosiv22
- FurrMetalAlchemist
- PowerfulHorse
- Tom Galloway
- ZEN
- Mushi Crosshairs
See Also
- Softpaw Magazine
- Furry
- Shitty art
- Tracing
- Unicorn Orgy
- Fursuit
- Fursona
- Masturbation
- Cybersex
- Bestiality
- Yiff
- Zoophile
 |
Furry art is part of a series on Furfaggotry |
| Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
