Fursuit
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A fursuit is an animal costume worn by a furry.† Really fucking expensive, as in thousands of dollars. Fursuits are made from killing hundreds of small woodland creatures. They must be cleaned with furshampoo. People who wear fursuits are known as suiters.
It is important to note that while not all fans of the furry subculture own or wear fursuits, those most deserving of ridicule and derision do.
The fursuit is one of the most important parts in establishing a furry's overall "character" or fursona.
Dear Heloise: I am writing to ask if you have any helpful hints on removing yiff stains from fursuits...
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[edit] Secrets of Suiters: The Diaper
The peak moment in many a furry's career approaches when it first decides to come out all the way and don a diaper under the suit. This tends to place the furry in an extreme state of arousal. Being a self-deluded bunch, furries have now started claiming that diaper-wearing is really preparation for a career as a NASA astronaut.
The point of the diaper is not to protect the fur suit; neither is it meant to protect others who happen to be nearby. The peak experience for many furries actually comes the first time that they urinate inside the suit. Walking around afterwards, with that warm wetness seeping through the diaper, many furries have multiple spontaneous orgasms. Here the furry joins a small sect of weird fucks who enjoy nothing more than pissing on themselves, claiming that it brings back the joys of early infancy.
Even more extreme furries go further and get off on crapping in their diapers at public gatherings. The ultimate peak comes when they go doggy and lick the crap off each other as the warm-up for the most sensational yiffings in their tiny lives.
[edit] Bio-fursuits: Furries, Animal Lovers? My Ass They are!
You thought the fursuit fetish was weird? Some dedicated furries spend a helluva lot of money on their suits to get real fur for more realism!
For $2000 (or more, depending on the species) you can get a fursuit made with the fur of your favorite animal (OMFG, tell me where)! This practice is only restricted by most furries being basement dwellers who can't come up with that sort of cash.
Animals that are commonly eaten (cats, cows, dogs, rabbits) have fur; so do many other creatures, including foxes and minks.
The elite fursuiters absolutely get off on dressing in the fur of once-living creatures, perhaps indulging in a bit of the Ed Gein mentality.
Some retarded excuses from fursuiters:
- We kill animals everyday to eat and transform them in meat (...) and we do this since life exists!(...) unlike the mass murderers of food industry I do have rerspect for the animals !
- It's a shame so many of us expose themselves with industrial-made fursuits (...)except the funky colors, the feeling of such fur is just awful (...) a fursuit is more than a costume, it's alive! it's a part of you!
Fursuiters at furry conventions are oddly silent about this, since they are frightened of becoming targets of PETA.
So, it's a mistake to think of furries as animal lovers. Furries care only about themselves and their own fetish.
Articles or threads about this may be found on this site although they are quickly deleted or edited to hide the evidence. (example, this thread.)You can also look in certain furry discussion channels. For my part this aspect brought me an infinite hate for this fandom and I wanted more people to be aware about this. Additional information about who provides such fursuits and who is purchasing them will be welcome here or on the talk page for this article.
[edit] The Diaper at the Convention: What the Fuck is that Stench?
People who are deluded that furries are just fans who like to wear animal costumes and so on have gone into shock at the smell, if there is such a thing. The furries tell these innocents that it's just a special scent created to heighten the illusion of yiffing.
† Please note that the above doesn't apply to mascots. If you are at a baseball game and there is a fuzzy fake wolf on the field, pls refrain from pulling out your tranquilizer darts until you see whether or not (s)he is yiffing.
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[edit] External Links
- Photostills from Gay Fursuit Porn, now with bonus Beastpaint!
- FAQ that starts out with "I want to star in a FurSuitSex video, what do I have to do?"
- Examples of Sexual and Poorly Made Fursuits
- Furfags in the news
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