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Futabachannel

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English 2chan
Image:Dat.png
Foundation Who cares
Major Boards /i/
Epic Wins none, epic fails: attempting to kill tom cruise and then getting V&
Website futabachannel.org

Update #3: Futabachannel is back, a few boards are up at the moment and it's being spammed to death on 4chan's /b/. Apparently, the new mascot is Big Boss.HA HA HA, DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

Futabachannel.org was run by some faggot a username of xghettohoodx and thinks he is Asian. The faggot spent days after days customizing the kusaba script and called it "Cloverfield" after the ugly monster in the Cloverfield movie to make a new fail chan. After he was done, users from nexopia.com and MySpace faggots poured in averaging 500 - 1,000 unique hits per day, according to Something Awful forums. Once upon a time, over 9000 years ago, in the /i/ board, some newfag serial killer posted the blue prints to Tom Cruise's house in an attempt to assassinate him. The whole shitload of newfags got excited and the /i/ board turned to chaos. Two days later, the website was intercepted by the FBI with some red message and all the newfags cried like faggots and shat bricks in case the Partyvan might come after them.

The website it self was shitty, The only thing that good about the shit hole of a fail site was the name, which the faggot ripped off 2chan.net. This is possibly why he got lots of hits.

/b/'s response to the death of English 2chan
/b/'s response to the death of English 2chan
English Futaba Channel home page
English Futaba Channel home page
new FBI front page
new FBI front page
faggot got v&
faggot got v&
Oops I accidentally the domain name LOL
Oops I accidentally the domain name LOL

Paul Fetch Speaks about English 2chan

Paul fetch speaks to anonymous regarding Futabachannel.org's blueprint conspiracy. Skip to 8:13.


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