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Futhman shits blood and is doomed to a life of abject introspection. We know this to be true on the basis of his book, available on Cafepress.com [1] I Shit Blood by Arafat Kazi. It has been proven that Arafat Kazi is batshit fucking crazy.

Futhman is extremely proud of his enormous girth and shows it off often. He has, however, gotten a girlfriend and these days is actively trying to lose weight.

[edit] Music of Futhman

Futhman is a giant of the drumming world[2] and is a MVP in the all-star Bangladesh-based band, The Watson Brothers. Furthermore, he covers early '90s rap songs in collaboration with his friend, zza. Some songs covered include:

• Warren G and Nate Dogg - "Regulate"
• KRS One - "Sound of Da Police"
• Wu-Tang Clan - "Shame on a N*gga"
• Cypress Hill - "Insane in the Membrane"
• Biz Markie - "Just a Friend"

Please look for Futhman's greatest hits album Chronicles of a Fat Brown Man hitting the shelves at some point in the future. He is currently running a radio station in Dhaka, Bangladesh. RADIO FOORTI 98.4 FM- Radio manei foorti!

[edit] External Links

• futhman suspended :( (Note: Arafat was suspended because he used to harass Casey Schreiner, a talentless hack and fellow BU student and Daily Free Press columnist. Casey Schreiner is still a Jew and a talentless hack, while Arafat Kazi is king of the world and gets it from a skinny girl, so FUCK YOU CASEY!)
• posting again as liquidexplosion
• The Watson Brothers (Futhman's band)
• arafatkazi.com (nothing there)