Future
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The future is everything that happens right after you read this article, aka in the future your brain is completely fried by my amazing humor and wisdom. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS The future also refers to things that have already happened. Many things have happened and will happen in the future. Here is a timeline.
Lulz experts speculate that our future might be very bleak, it is expected that this "anti-lulz" period might happen when NIGGER is considered an old meme. On the bright side, the internets will be more powerful than ever, and it is likely that by 2069, Anonymous will be the actual official world government instead of just de facto.
[edit] Timeline O' The Future
- 1947 - Aliens crash in Roswell, New Mexico. However it is later revealed that it was just a bunch of Mexicans who have traveled in a time machine from year 2144.
- 1985 - Dr. Emmet Brown and Martin McFly Sr. become the first known time travelers, and return back to the future.
- 1997 - SkyNet, a popular Linux distribution of the US Government suffers a major core dump, causing it to accidentally deploy all American missles against Soviet Russia.
- 1999 - Phillip J. Fry is cryogenicly frozen.
- 2000 - Mike Nelson gets shot into space and must watch shitty Sci-Fi films with his gay robot slaves.
- 2015 - Dr. Emmet Brown and Martin McFly Sr. travel again further into the future to stop Griff Tannen from ballsing things up for the rest of humanity.
- 2021 - A group of marine biologists living aboard an underwater sea lab will become the subject of a cartoon on the famously elitist Adult Swim; television designed for people who think they are smarter than everybody else, but not quite smart enough to stop watching the fucking television.
- 2030 - Flying cars will be invented.
- 2031 - Anonymous destroys the Church of Scientology.
- 2032 - Citizens of San Angeles are terrorized by famous nigger Wesley Snipes. He is ultimately defeated by a suave Sylvester Stallone and a totally fuckable Sandra Bullock.
- 2035 - A bishie faggot almost becomes Dracula. Meanwhile Will Smith fights some robots.
- 2041 - Famous home shopping center Lowe's is aquired in a hostile takeover by Home Depot Gmbh (Now run by Germans). People realize the future isn't all that different from 2005.
- 2101 - War begins. Bases are belong to CATS. Zigs are moved for great justice.
- 2144 - Mexicans travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.
- 2999 - Phillip J. Fry is defrosted and begins his life in the 31st Century but is still a loser.
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