GAR

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Defition

"GAR" is primarily the utmost level of manliness a character can achieve, although it is not bound to either fictional or non-fictional characters. The subject of how "GAR" a character is, is counted in levels, usually ranging from 1-9001. However there have been some cases, although rare, where a person has achieved a minus (-) level of "GAR" (often refered to as "GAY"). A characters level of "GAR" is always dependant on how manly the character is, but many debates arise as to what the defition of manly is. Some argue that one way in which a character can assume the title "manly" is be being virtuous or couragous. However several scientists studying the biological elements the cause the formation of positive levels of "GAR" have clearly stated that this is not the case. A character can be classed as manly after analysing and finding out that the character excells in the manliness of: 1): A characters fighting style. 2): A characters appearance, for example muscle bound giants tend to be "GAR" whereas Egyptions wearing red/black aren't. 3): The size of the characters penis. 4): Are you attracted to the character? If no then said character is not "GAR", you however are "GAY" (-9001 level of "GAR") if you find the character attractive and the previously listed measurements are very low in manliness.

Origins

The slang word "GAR" originated from the notorious site 4chan.org. Apparently someone mistakingly typed the word Gar instead of gay in a sentance similar to the following: "I am soooo ZOMG!!! gar 4z Archers! I love his sexy slave like skin!!!!1111" This word "Gar" supplied scientists all over the worlds with a hypothesis, "Is "Gar" the equivalent measure for extreme manliness that even gods do not pocess". However after over nine thousand years of research scientists discovered that Gar was in actual fact Gay and that the fictional character "Archer" (given the name due to his love of shoving bows/arrows up his anus) is infact A Gay, but after much more research it was realized that "Archer" had GAY cells, but in his younger days as Shirou he had been exposed to an extreme amount of "GAR"-ness. This was from Emiya, Kiritsugu who is the true originator of "GAR".