Gaia Online
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Gaia Online(Moar liek Goatse online, amirite?) is a necessary evil of the internet. It consumes angsty teens and weeaboos like a black hole and contains the evil therein so the rest of the internet doesn't have to put up with it. This is largely considered to be a good thing, but sometimes the seams on this internet septic tank are leaky, and some of it spills out. (See Second Life). It has always been a straight man's worst enemy and a huge contributor to the cancer killing the internet. The site is a microcosm of all the internet's shitty message boards, Social Networks, MMORPGs, Chat rooms, and anything else you can think of that caters to weeaboos who enjoy the J-List catalogue, video games, and online role-playing. Certainly a fitting place for the people who go there.
What the fuck, people. Gaia Online has been named one of the 50 Best Websites in 2008 by Time Magazine... See: Divide by zero
And, just like everywhere else on the Internet, Furries are there, squirming and crawling in their favourite dark orifices much like cockroaches, mold, or smegma.
From time to time a gaiafag will escape the cage and try to integrate into a less cancerous section of the internet, such as 4chan or ED (Full article: Katy). In this case, tolerance is your worst enemy: if you let one Gaiafag in, you let them all in. For every Gaiafag you see, there are 100 more lurking in the shadows. Genocide is the only solution.
You will never find a group of people who are actually PEOPLE. They will pretend they are people until you let them in and the next thing you know, there are "spys sappin yur sentry's"
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[edit] What the Fux Gaia?
For all of you newcomers to Gaia, Gaia can pretty much be summarized in these collective and lulzy bullets:
- Full of KAWAII PEOPLE
Could be bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's cavernous uncharted twat.Disregard that, it's actually like exploring a universe of shit that looks like the same thing over again.The word "anon" is strictly forbidden.Gaiafags run in fear at the sight of anon. Some of these gaiafags even piss themselves when in the presence of anon.- Typical mating ground for 16-year-old girls, furries, old Chuck Norris jokes, and pedophiles.
- They think that Camp rock is the greatest thing since the creation of their equally shitty website
- Saying "I play Gaia" near anyone who frequents ED should have the same effect as a nigger trying to join the KKK
- Also full of emo and trendster kids who think it's funny to be like us.
[edit] Gaia Forums
Gaia has several forums, all of which are PG-13. Posting a picture of a naked slut is considered trolling. All the users are 12 and under and everything is about 5 years behind the times, especially the unique brand of anti-humor peddled by gaiafags. Also, you can get banned for laughing when somebody trolls Pain Series and for doing anything non-gay.
The best part is that on the average, at least 100,000 members are online at any given time roughly twice a month or so
(and the number of users is declining rapidly), all with complex avatars that cause the servers butthurt, which gives the Gaiafags butthurt in return. To keep the Gaiasheep in line, Gaia has only about 119 active administrators, which means trolls can and do get away with rape and murder on a regular basis.
- Announcements
- Jewish announcements about shit nobody cares about.
Used as an archive for those who want to try and find the announcement with the link to get a vampire base, generally used for the general emo into the Twilight series, etc. and occasionally the Gaian Cosplayer (which, sadly, is more common than you'd think).
- Welcome to Gaia
- Full of underage girls trying to sell their n00ds without actually becoming a proper member and being swallowed up by the Chatterbox.
- Friends Chat
- A place where people go to make a "boyfriend/girlfriend/cyber buddy". 90% of this forum is gay, and the other 10% is a pile of failed GDers who got kicked out of the GD, so they hang out here and make fun of newfags. To be an even sadder parody of the GD, they feel the need to have Prommies.
- General Discussion (GD)
- Porn trolls and lots of threads on sex for 12-15 year olds, meaning that people here are just spewing shit about something they don't know about.
- Prommies... Normal users suck their giant e-penises for popularity and boob signs. Said boob signs are mostly provided by fat attention whores who are usually willing to masturbate on their webcam for you while eating pounds of KFC and Ben & Jerry's ice cream. GD has now adopted "Forced meme tuesday in addition to their already sad attempts at adopting the orphaned Caturday. They failed miserably, liek always. (See: Britney Spears, Robert Munch, and George Bush}
- Gaia Community Discussion (GCD)
- Known as the GCD, most of Gaia's bitchy, cunty users mentally masturbate here. Known for its constant complaining, amazing level of butthurt and total faggotry, the GCD is a wart on the ass of teh internets. The emo cunts normally go back and forth and urinate in each other's topics for no apparent reason other than an attack of asperger's. Threads are sold by Gaia for virtual acts of auto-fellatio and outright ego-felching by gaiafags seeking to curry favor with some angst-ridden dumbfuck. This is also where you'll find all of the threads and forums related to the latest
corporate blowfests, excuse me, "Quests". Such as the Chocolate Skittles and Kung Fu Panda forums. The potential for comedy is pretty strong here.
(See also: gay, failure, retarded )
- Extended Discussion (ED, not to be confused with this ED, faggot.)
- The definition of tl;dr. After five years, they are still arguing whether you can catch teh ghey or not.
- They take themselves far too seriously and believe that their puerile opinions are facts. Flamewars are steady because of this,and usually focus on such worn-out topics as abortion and religion.
- Classic topics include "Should cocaine be legalized?", "WHY are you so mean to furries?!!? T_T", "WHICH SART WARS CHARACTER IS UR FAVORITE WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA", " I'm afraid of dying because I iz be a sinnur" , and a lot of other boring flat-earther nonsense.
- All be warned - do not enter this forum unless you are not afraid of being attacked and raped by zionist, bleeding-heart liberal, communist wiccan furfags who think that you should be burned at the stake for reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and eating steak with your grandpa; the WWII veteran.
Has been known to raid with the GD. (ONOESSHIT)
- Questions and Assistance
- O NOES I GOT SUM CSIII HAXXORZ; HOW I GET GOWLD BAKK? OMGLOL DAT IS SO UNFAIIIRRRR!!!!
- Site Feedback
- Where elitists go to bitch about how Gaia was so much better in the old days when you got database errors on every other page.
- The "Petitions" subforum is full of Narutards whining to try to get Gaia to break copyright laws. Also 99.99% of the complaints in the site feedback mention NeoPets.
- This is what the Petitions subforum has come to.
"This petition is for those of us who still have little kids still living inside of our mature bodies."
( See also: sick fucks and wtf ?! )
- Anime/Manga/
Comics - Where weeaboos and Narutards bitch about which anime character gives better rimjobs. Also where you will find topics such as "If Light Yagami and Seto Kaiba met in public, who would be the uke?" Of course, everyone knows that it's whichever one has a vagina. Home to millions of basement dwellers, more angry comic book fans thinking what they say actually matters (PFFFT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!), and more fatties.
- Notable users include Artist Deidara Senpai, iConan, Emperor Kittan and Asuka Chiyoko, among other Wapanese.
- Avatar Talk
- Bitchy and whiny users who insult everyone because they have large sticks up their asses. An elitist forum with a royal family of users such as LittleRaverJoey, CandyCrack, Imperial Shockies, UnderworldTorrent. Also includes the ugly wapanese girl phenomenon.
- Chatterbox
- Used By emo fucktards as well as sick fucks and other useless twats; to ask if their avatars are "t3h sexorz". Or to create topics like "GUYS CHOSE GIRLS, GIRLS ARE CHAINED UP LOL" Or to advertise for guro and other sick shit. Completely mindless, everyone there is a 16 year old girl or 13 year old boy. The Chatterbox is also home of the Dirty Little Secrets thread. Trolling here ALWAYS leads to lulz as the mods try to keep up with banning/deleting your posts to "protect their safe enviroment."
- Gaming Discussion
- A place of senseless "vs. threads" and endless fanboyism. It is filled with topics like "Every game/anime character ever thought of and non-existing vs. Link" and "Which Video Game Girl Have You Masturbated Most To".
- The users tend to be either insufferable know-it-alls or noobs who post with "Ya I leiked Legned of Zelda. Zelda, he was an elf!!1!"
- Fashion & Style
- A shit-fest full of dumb fucks and stuck up idiots who can only talk about their hair, or wannabe prommies who are part of a gay "Fashion Addicts Lunch".
- Notable gays include LJthegreat, a french faggot and attention whore who claims to be a girl. He whines about wanting to kill himself because no one thinks he can pass as a girl.
- Barton Town
A role playing board with no use now that Gaia is a spam fest. Threads like: "Battle of Blood" appear here. Normally Romance and slave bullshit.
Once a good place for unique roleplays. They were drowned brutally in a damned sea of shit.
[edit] Towns
For many retards and ugly people, RL is too hard, so they stick to fake OL communities and worlds. The ugliest of the ugly sign up at Gaia Online and live in fake towns.
It's bad enough that members are cybering themselves up in the game chats OBBY. Gaia towns is a bad ripoff of RO or Maple Story, only you CAN'T fight monsters/Zeroex0, and the best damned thing is cleaning the town up. And except Murky Tree ,who the fuck cares about trash and bugsMURKY TREE DUR?
[edit] Houses
The biggest boom for the giant cyberland are the houses that users can go inside. They can be decorated with fancy stuff. Generally you can find all the underage cyber sexx0rz inside.
The most popular fag base for a while was that of Peabulls (1000 b 1), which every wannabe /b/tard would frequent in order to become well known. Fags such as Greg, Neohart, and Noir Asuka were all banned for being weeaboos. These people who romp around the house showing off glitches and being as loud as they can are one example just of how low noobs will stoop to get noticed.
Once the home of Peabulls lost its touch, all the noobs decided to migrate, but not so far that they would have to worry about losing the credibility of being an "oldbie" of a house that didn't belong to them. Now they reside inside Twobits' (1000 b 1) home, where they continue to act like everything they say and do is "super amazing" when really they are loser fags with no lives.
No other houses deserve credit. Get over it, fag. (No u.)
[edit] Gaia Drama
Because Lanzer, L0cke, and VO are all Jewish, the mods of the site are constantly trying to find new ways to make money in order to create anti-lulz, "fix" bugs, or otherwise give in to user demands. However, most users are either ingrates or vaguely aware of the fact that they are being scammed, and as such bitch about everything that the admins do, even if it's a good thing.
[edit] Gaia Limited Items
Among the many Monthly Collectibles that gaiafags spend real money on, there are a few that are un-obtainable unless you've spent a good 4 to 5 years and a couple thousand dollars on the site (If you have, please go jump off of the nearest bridge). Examples include the Angelic Halo, Panda Hat, & The Devil Tail. Despite the fact that they've been told numerous times that they won't be re-released, gaiafags continue to complain in the Site Feedback about how great it would be to get a re-release and how afterwards they can all give each other rim-jobs. Gaia also has their own Zombie skin (Or "Grombie" skin) which makes your avatar look like a stoner. It is no longer obtainable by anyone except the fags that have spent 3 years on the site. This has also caused loads of bitching by both the people who actually have the skin (2000 or so) and the n00bs who just joined the site and want to make their avatar look like it's on drugs. Finally the staff released a knock-off of the skin in the hopes of shutting the bitchy newfags up.
Typical Gaia Drama: user1: d1d j00 see taht nub i just pwnd??!11111111 user2: Omg j00 did not see anynub and pwned it you sick ass user1: go fuck j00rself user2: fuck me User1: *begins cyber* user2: *begins cyber*
[edit] OMG FURRIES
Despite the fact that furfags and Gaiafags are essentially synonymous, if not completely, and though there's little question, you might still ask why (if you're REALLY retarded).Of course, since Gaia is an XBOX HUEG pile of crap, furries are attracted to it like an industrial magnet.
One of the September items was an item that turned you into a BJD, a Dragon, a Human Torch knockoff, a zombie, some sort of shiny metal shit, and a 'feline skin'. Naturally, upon seeing this, every furfag within earshot suddenly came all over their dog and ran to the site to buy the item and turn into some sort of cat or lizard (lol scaley). This, included with an item that allowed you to wear fig leaves instead of underwear, led to a run of all kinds of furfags running around and pretending to be naked. However the raptor skin has no need for it since you're naked once you turn into one.
Though the avatars on Gaia had no genitals to speak of, some furfags were able to retrofit a robotic long cock to their avatar and set about traumatizing the population of Gaia despite already being responsible for the decendance of their lives into pure furfaggotry.
On November 15 2007 the site released an item that has three furries. A wolf whose ass is bigger than Texas, a tiger no one gives a shit about, and a Chocobo that Final Fantasy 7 fanboys creamed their pants over. Like the September item that turns you into a furry, it caused furfags to strip naked using the leaf item and start yiffing the shit out of the animals (mainly the wolf). However, like September's items, the gaiafags forgot the avatars have no genitals, so they can't fuck the animals. Instead they just pretend they`re fucking them.
Stupid furfags.
Not only that, but in less than a week, they gave the "companions" armor that costs a quarter in IRL money to get. Now they can pretend to not be having gay bondage sex with their wolves.
[edit] LAWL THEY`RE AFRAID OF ANONYMOUS!
Recently the developers made it so you can't say the word Pedobear. Their reason is that they're "afraid that predators will infest the site trying to get little children to come to their house" but really the reason is that they're afraid of Anonymous. Looks like they'll be buying curtains, phoneline trackers, advanced security systems and A FUCKING DOG!
Fun update: You can no longer type anything containing the word pedo. Anything at all. Even if it's a medical or scientific term. So if you're a pedologist, find a new place to tell people about it. Angry lulz ensue as the GD is filled to the brim with lusers trying to find new ways to describe their hobbies.
Fun Fun Update: Gaia has caved to the masses like the schoolgirls they are and have released the orphans from the Christmas event to the Gaiafags. Users can now openly show their pedo pride. Bonus lulz: A previously unreleased orphan is actually Chris Hansen disguised as Pedobear. Run, Pedobear! IT'S A TRAP!
[edit] Gaiafags and Irony
Ironically enough, many Gaiafags now think it appropriate to refer to themselves as such. After some Gaiafag got the idea that being part of /b/ instantly made him cool, it spread and many Gaians rushed over to post in /b/. This resulted in the cancer that is killing /b/. It also resulted in many Gaiafags thinking it made them cool to adopt terms used by /b/, like "Gaiafag" and "newfag."
While at first it was uncommon to see many people using such phrases it is now incredibly common to see people using it at every possible chance. Many consider it a title of honor and act as if being a Gaiafag is the coolest thing around.
[edit] Quests
Though seemingly routine, these quests have been proven to contain dangerously high levels of idiocy, and should not be played by those not already afflicted by the condition.
On Sept 24, 2007, the fag admins decided to give the weeaboos what they wanted: a Naruto quest. This led to over 9000 Narutards creaming their pants.
After following through with their obligatory consumer worship, it was revealed that the items themselves were merely Japanese-themed items stamped with the Ubisoft logo, effectively turning Gaiafags into walking ads for Ubisoft by tricking them into thinking the prizes were Naruto merchandise of some kind. However on March 18, 2008 the admins decided to give what the fuckwits want and gave them Kunais. So now Gaiafags everywhere will have these things on hand.
[edit] E-WHORES
Yes, those girls that are constantly posting their pictures on their profile with the SOLE purpose of having to grab attention from horny lonely rich Gaian idiots that will go to all lengths and extensions to give them items for the purpose of having their e-penis sucked. Can be commonly associated with the known Attention Whore, but this time they are sometimes just straight out whores who just exchange only cyber sex, or naked pictures in their cameras for internet currency and items that are worth SHIT in the real world, but make them feel like uber awesome in Gaia.
This e-whore is commonly found wondering around the Exchange. It's not your ordinary e-whore that simply wants to have cyber because of just having cyber, which are found in the chatterbox. No, this e-whore will make you fall in love with them, and then slowly drain you of your possessions till you have no more and then move on to the next sucker. This e-whore will talk about nothing else online but how much they love you, but will sometimes be fucking another loser over the camera, and then another one over the cybernet.
Common e-whores in Gaia are usually not known at first, and then they hook up with the first rich loser they can snag. He's usually single, lonely, probably a loser in real life, and might have been interested in having a relationship with the cute girl that he saw as he stumbled on to check out profiles. The loser behind the pixelated richness is none-other than o-so cheap to snag a girl in real life, and rather just use his internet worth because his pictures might be so incredibly hideous.
The e-whore can sometimes be pretty, and they take no consideration of the previous relationships or the current relationships and status of their next victim. Their e-vagina has more than the miles on a chevy that's been riden back and forth across the 50 states over the last 20 years, and is usually far more experiences than their real vagina. Unless, you count constant masturbation or phone sex with the victim.
[edit] Inter-Forum Drama
As with any amazing forums-based website, with it comes a share of typical drama. The typical reason for inter-forum drama is that a GDer gets angry at someone in another forum and turns half the GD against them in a flurry of over 9000 fucking trolls. The typical forums raided are ED, GCD and, occasionally, A/M/C. Known people to cause drama are:
[edit] How To Be A Great Gaiafag
- Annoy every single person you see that remotely has a life
- Kill Yourself
- ????
- PROFIT!
- Realize that you have failed, and trepanne yourself to let the demons out of your skull.
[edit] Stolen Memes and The Second Longcat Crusade
Last Thursday,the queer fucktwats at Gaia Online stole many of Anonymous's cherished memes and turned them into items.
The items include:
- An ORLY Hat, which seems to be from 2006
- A YARLY Hat, which includes Blockatiel
- A TLDR Hat
- Longcat, which includes Tacgnol
- Monorail Cat, Ceiling Cat (that, however, does work for Gaiafags) & Cheese Burger Cat
- A Hat labeled as "Epic Fail Hat" with the description of: "This hat is a fail hat, It is made of fail and barf." If you look closely you can also see clearly "1/0" OH NOES!!11!!
- A Guy Fawkes Mask (as part of Epic Fail Hat)
- Meme-ridden avatar with a freaking Epic Fail guy mask.
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[edit] The Conversation
The conversation happened between 8:50 to 9:15 PM on 3/26/2008 and was an important step forward in proving that the modfaggotry doesn't give two shits about the lulz, or what anon can do to them! ---
(8:51:16 PM) narutokip: rob starkey?
(8:51:59 PM) rob: Who's this?
(8:52:12 PM) narutokip: I asked first.
(8:52:23 PM) rob: No time for games.
(8:52:39 PM) narutokip: Serious business.
(8:52:45 PM) rob: Seeya.
(8:52:46 PM) rob left the room.
(8:53:11 PM) narutokip: Not so fast, rob.
(8:53:15 PM) narutokip: I'd like to chat.
(8:53:18 PM) narutokip: If you're all right with that.
(8:53:47 PM) rob: You can chat all you want but I won't be participating unless you tell me who are.
(8:54:01 PM) narutokip: Well, actually, I don't know how I got here.
(8:54:12 PM) narutokip: But I'm nobody important
(8:54:25 PM) rob: Then what do you want?
(8:54:44 PM) narutokip: Longcat. Did it ever occur to you the chans might not be thrilled you made an item out of a beloved meme?
(8:56:17 PM) narutokip: look, I don't even know who you are
(8:56:32 PM) rob: Everyone will have their own view and opinion, you're welcome to yours.
(8:56:42 PM) narutokip: but Anonymous certainly isn't happy that you've commercialized what is essentially their creation
(8:56:48 PM) rob: If you don't know who I am, then why are you talking to me?
(8:56:51 PM) narutokip: i would suggest you stop selling it for real money.
(8:56:59 PM) narutokip: i'm assuming you hold SOME position at gaia
(8:57:09 PM) narutokip: So i thought I would pass along what I've heard.
(8:57:20 PM) rob: OR what? You're going to explode my yellow van?
(8:57:43 PM) narutokip: Something along those lines, probably, yeah.
(8:58:07 PM) narutokip: I would like to ask though, what is the purpose of stealing memes such as Epic Fail Guy and Longcat?
(8:58:16 PM) rob: Great, thanks. I'm logging your IP and passing this conversation to our legal team.
(8:58:21 PM) narutokip: fantastic.
(8:58:34 PM) rob: have a great day.
(8:58:49 PM) narutokip: A) I haven't made any threats B) I am not PART of anonymous C) I would simply like to talk to you, if you're okay with that
(8:59:08 PM) narutokip: If I were going to make threats to you, I would be behind seven proxies
(8:59:34 PM) rob: This isn't the venue doe this type of conversation.
(8:59:43 PM) narutokip: what?
(8:59:47 PM) narutokip: typo?
(8:59:57 PM) rob: Nor am I even close to the right person for you to speak to about such things.
(9:00:14 PM) rob: Do like everyone else and voice your concerns via our site.
(9:00:43 PM) narutokip: Well wait, you have access to the legal team, so obviously you're pretty important within the company
(9:01:09 PM) rob: It's an email address.
(9:01:21 PM) narutokip: And not everyone knows it.
(9:01:29 PM) narutokip: So again, I stand by my earlier assesment
(9:01:34 PM) rob: everyone who works at gaia does.
(9:01:35 PM) narutokip: you're probably pretty important
(9:01:48 PM) narutokip: Uh-huh.
(9:01:56 PM) narutokip: Whatever the case, I have a very simple question for you.
(9:02:08 PM) narutokip: WHY take these memes and make money off of them?
(9:02:40 PM) narutokip: I would not consider myself an Anonymous, but even with Monorail Cat... I like LOLcats, they represent the independent (NOT CORPORATE) spirit of the internet
(9:02:46 PM) narutokip: why take them and make money off of them?
(9:03:04 PM) narutokip: gaia gold, i could understand, but REAL money?
(9:05:32 PM) narutokip: Thank you for ignoring me.
(9:05:38 PM) narutokip: It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
(9:06:12 PM) rob: I dunno what you're looking for.
(9:06:26 PM) rob: I've already explained to you that I'm not the right person to answer your question.
(9:06:30 PM) narutokip: I'd just like an explanation. Or an apology, rather.
(9:06:34 PM) narutokip: Rob Starkey?
(9:06:49 PM) narutokip: As I understand it, you're pretty serious business.
(9:07:11 PM) narutokip: So I would like some explanation, or maybe you could send this to the legal team, for an explanation about the bastardization of beloved memes.
(9:07:44 PM) rob: You'd like me (gaia) to apologize for making some art based off a joke?
(9:08:03 PM) narutokip: Not that, really, as much as the fact you're making money off of it.
(9:08:08 PM) narutokip: REAL money.
(9:08:12 PM) narutokip: Like, actually selling the item.
(9:09:09 PM) rob: We're selling a Gaia Item, based off a joke.
(9:09:23 PM) rob: And not even the item directly.
(9:09:34 PM) rob: So, again, I'm not the person you need to talk to.
(9:09:45 PM) rob: Post your concerns in the forum like everyone else.
(9:09:46 PM) narutokip: No, I think you are, Mr. Starkey.
(9:11:07 PM) rob: So I guess we're at an impasse. Good day.
(9:12:08 PM) narutokip: We'll be seeing you.
(9:12:35 PM) rob: Give my best to anonymous.
(9:13:16 PM) narutokip: Seeing as your feeble attempts to dodge an explanation are all in this log, I guess I will be.
[edit] What Happened Afterword
Eventually, after speaking to another sysadmin, the #op room was flooded with bots. For some reason.
Anyway, eventually Anonymous decided to try and invade an unused, enemy IRC server, resulting in many glines. Despite being a stupid idea to actually try and set up a raiding base there, the conversations logged are generally characterized as win.
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[edit] Anon Speaks
In a fashion quite similar to the Subeta raids, Anonymous raged and raided.
| —Anonymous |
Others also posted their religious interpretations of the meme-theft, most ending with a "Remember Remember The Fifth of November" type speech .
While others claim that the true anons will rise up and retrieve their sacred Longcat from Gaia. An incident has happened where someone got into Gaia's shitty profiles code and sent out a worm that stole over 9000 accounts from Gaiafags, causing Gaia to take down the profile system several times this week. What will be the outcome when all is said and done? Who knows. But it will have lulz.
Update: The *chans have evidently forfeited their crusade, presumably with the realization that they themselves are mostly Gaiafags. Bitches cry and life goes on for some. FUCK THIS- ON WITH THE CRUSADE!
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[edit] RICKROLL HAS BEEN ADDED TO GAIA
[edit] OMG ACTIVE ITEMS!
It was stated last thursday on gaia that they had released what appears to be an active item by the name of Faunzy's Flute. It has been noted to have the ability to Rip any jukebox like items in a gaiafags inventory a new butthole.
[edit] Gaia Prom
This just in: Gaia has decided, since most of it's loser users are too busy being cancerous growths to get a life, to make a Gaia Prom! Nothing moar needs to be said.
It was worse than you could imagine. Gaia took the opportunity to further promote AIDS by enlisting the winner of something called " Project Runway " to "design" items for this sphincter of an event. And of course the Cash Shop was flooded with the pillow-biter's garbage on a weekly basis. It was sickening. Gaia made a killing off of the proceeds. Attention whores and 16 year old girls were pandemic.
The faggot in question, one Christian Siriano,was then added as an NPC and It took up residence in the " Barton Boutique" shop. Pictures showing the happy couple are unavailable, fortunately.
Apparently, the big pay-off for this so-called event was the privilege of playing a crappy flash version of the completely fucktarded DDR game, and having your picture taken with a virtual rendition of Siriano Itself!
And the gaiafags LOVED it!
[edit] Raiding
To piss off alot of the people who use gaia, just follow these steps, your bound to get some great reactions.
- Find some porn, try and find some related to hitler if you can
- Put it on Photobucket.
- Use the embedd code and start a new topic in any of the Gaia forums, under something innocent, like 'Hi everyone', or, 'im new' And spam the porn over and over and over
- ????
- Profit!
An elite group of Special Forces was formed, and took it upon themselves to conduct raids against Gaiafags. They are secretive, and thus have no name outside of their group. They quickly overtake a Gaiafags RP thread, changing the subject, creating chaos and unsettling the ranks of the Gaiafags. They then claim the thread, in the names of many people. This upsets the Gaiafags greatly, and they go and piss and moan to the mods. The dumbfucks aren't efficient enough, and the soldiers finish their job, leaving once the posters have been upset to a point that they no longer post. Thusly the battle is declared a victory, and the raiders move on to a new ebattlefield, pissing off dozens of cock-sucking, furry-loving, Gaiafags. Eventually the moderators catch up, and usually the next day these braved soldiers are permabanned, declared KIA. They are reincarnated, and continue their work.
[edit] See Also
- Legend of Aurea
- Clementine
- FAILCHAN
- AWOLnow
- General Discussion
- Nurse Sezwick
- Prommie
- Sith Lord Ali
- Subeta
- Bloodraptor
[edit] External Links
- Gaiafags try to discuss ED. Of course, it just consists of them arguing over whether they are punks or emos for 8 fucking pages and mentions nothing about ED. Lulz.
- Where whiny Gaiafags talk about their Feelings and Where you should Troll
- Gaiafag complains about ED, treatment of Snapesnogger. Most Gaiafags defend ED though.
- Gaia Online
- Gaia Battle
- The Wiki
- GaiaDrama.net
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