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Contents 1 ED: The Game 2 Want: 3 Probable NPC/Bosses 4 Stuff 5 Achievements

ED: The Game

ED: The Game is as yet, untitled. However, you can rest assured that it will be pure shit.

Use Discussion to contribute your ideas for a name and to display your uploaded concept art (N.B. a front and side view of equal size and proportion are preferred).

Want:

• Graphics Artists (RL Sketchers, 3D Modelers, Skinners)
• Plot Writers / LULZ-Generators
• Coders (C/C++ / Torque-Script)

Probable NPC/Bosses

• Tawneelynne
• Chris Hansen
• Pedobear
• Mediacrat
• Feltcho
• Jesus
• Argent009 and his legion of sock puppets
• Dukeotterland
• Cyndre
• Peppermintpatti and friends
• Nathanr
• Bane and the Twilight Knights
• Mongo
• Jimbo Wales
• Dark Goatse and Mecha-Tubgirl
• Neil and Eric Bauman
• Biting Beaver
• An army of devianTART fags
• Tori Sue Heck
• Miley Cyrus and army of little girls
• Your mom
• MONGO
• Al Gore
• Tay Zonday
• Longcat
• Chris-chan
• Alex Wuori
• Mike Sandy
• Kyle Anderson
• The Final Boss of the Internet

Stuff

• Prior to game play it will be necessary to wrap your Xbox 360 in a towel or similar substance. Do this for ten minutes.
• Game starts when you are sucked into Goatse's ass.
• Steal Mitch's iPod!
• Participate in the Habbo Raid of July 2006
• Steve Irwin and Mark Foley shit
• Tutorial level guided by Daxflame who will teach you the secrets of his cool moves...before you beat the everliving fuck out of him until he cries "AAAAAAAAAH NRIIIIIIT.....KUH-HUH" (but beware of his devastating block-and-swipe combo).
• Invade and destroy Ebaumsworld.
• Neil Bauman must exclaim "THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!" and "LOL!" every time he takes damage.
• Something about 4chan getting v& and all the /b/tards go to prison and have to break out by flying the lolocopter and close the pool before the president gives everyone AIDS
• Corrupt LOL
• Jewbo Wales, Swastikacat, that sorta shit.
• Must prevent the Jews from doing WTC by CHARGIN MAH LAZER and shooting them down.
• 1d20 with a high chance of shock images
• Join forces with either Longcat or Tacgnol in the ultimate battle between good and evil, and decide the fate of all teh internets (choice must affect game ending).
• PixelBeeProductions saying "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH! ALL YOU THINK IT IS IS A FUCKING LITTLE GAME, YOU SIT ON THERE WITH YOUR COMPUTER WITH YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA! STICK IT UP YOUR ASS! This is NOT A GAME, this is MY FUCKING LIFE YOU'RE SCREWIN' WITH AND I DON'T APPRECIATE IT!"
• Defeat the Power 5
• Ragdoll Physics.
• Use the INTERNET HATE MACHINE against goovahmnt dicksuckers (BURP O'Rly for ex.)
• Create an anti-masonic sect to set teh world free of greedy, curly big nosed dickheads with gay hats.
• Burn down a furry convention.
• Get to play on epic missions, like kidnapping Black Plague, owning DevArt's retarted administration via exploit/backdoor hacking, plotting against Bill Gate$, discovering email accounts linked to the guvahment of teh Jewnited states and finally challenging some bad assed boss, Obama Biden Laden style.

Achievements

As ED: The Game will be released on the Xbox 360, it will have achievements:

• Drink Tubgirl's excrement
• Beat Cho's record
• Complete your nigra wardrobe
• Bomb the White House and blame it on Ebaumsworld
• Kill Chuck Norris
• Become An Hero
• Have neck sex with Chin-chan
• Learn Computer Science III
• Force a newfag to view all of offended and Guinea Pig.
• Compile a lifetime supply of Loli, Shota, guro and vore
• Make rule 34 with Your Mom
• Score Double Penetration
• Score Triple Penetration
• ????
• PROFIT!

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