Gamer

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A gamer (sometimes known as gaymer) is someone who plays games, typically to excess while living in his/her parents' basement.

Typical gamer activity.

Gamers are self-obsessed, incompetent, megalomanic people who, due to their inability to realize their freakish fantasies, resort to the alternate reality provided by various mind-numbing, pocket-emptying, IQ-draining, and insignificant games as an attempt to fulfill the need of their bloated egos and to mask the pimples, freckles, and pock-marks which crater their pale, sunlight-deprived faces, resulting in the non-existence of their social lives. If they do happen to have friends, they will be the first to say "Bros B4 Hoes" the second that friend meets up with a girl.

Most gamers shop at Gamestop despite the fact that they complain about their butthurt from getting ripped off from trading in their used games.

Currently, the term is most associated with electronic games: console games, computer games, internet games. However, the term is also applicable to those who are obsessed with other types of games: board games, war games, role-playing games and even, god forbid, live action role-playing games (aka LARP).

Gamers play games only for enjoyment. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS they play to get really really good so that they can win against their friends. If they have any.

In China, stealing one's cybersword will get you killed.

The majority of the population of gamers are from Korea, and even have neglected their children over games.

For a list of games, please see Category:Gaming.

1 Adult Gamers
2 Known predators
3 See also
4 External links

[edit] Adult Gamers

OBJECTION!

The AP reports that—OMG spoiler!!1!11!—most parents hate video games and secretly fear that their video game playing children are losers. (If only they knew).

As an exception to that shocking generalization, the AP article offers the story of Marvin Paup, who apparently has a sugar-momma more gullible than even ~~poor~~, dead Gweet:

“	Those who game with their children are likelier to be younger, single and part-time workers than those who don't, the poll showed. Among them is stay-at-home dad Marvin Paup, 33, of Golden Valley, Ariz., who says he plays 30 hours a week with his son and dozens more on his own. Their current favorite is "Halo 3," a shooter game played online by thousands of players at a time. His state-of-the-art equipment includes an Xbox 360 console, surround-sound turned up "really, really loud" and a 65-inch wide-screen television, he said. "That game has bonded me with him," he said of his 10-year-old son Allen. "It's like a whole new reality with me and him."	„
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