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Garden State

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1. A shitty movie about a nobody luser who takes an incredible amount of ecstacy before freaking out and hallucinating that he has a GF. However, he is such a luser that even his imaginary girlfriend rejects him and the final 45 minutes of the movie are just him crying sweet emo tears. Some argue that given Garden State's central theme —homecoming— and the fact that its star-writer-director-fuckhead Zach Braff is a kike, the movie's actual agenda is judaism.


2. A shitty state-wide dumpster full of nobody lusers who take incredible amounts of ecstacy before freaking out and hallucinating that they have GFs.



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