Garfield
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Garfield is the name of:
- Garfield by Jim Davis, a chronically unfunny comic strip.
- Garfield: The Movie, directed by Peter Hewlett, a completely unfunny movie.
- Garfield and Friends, an unfunny Saturday morning cartoon show for kids.
- James A. Garfield, a chronically unfunny President of the United States. [1]
The comic strip, movie, and television show are all about a fat lasagna-crazed pu55y. The plot never thickens. Due to its extremely high level of unfunny, Garfield is a frequent target of Photoshoppers. Some believe Garfield is a rehash of "A Christmas Carol" with Garfield as the scrouge and Nermal as Tiny Tim.
Lorenzo Music (AKA: voice actor of Garfield) doesn't suck by proxy. He in fact, owns owned.
It is also a well known fact that any cat which is black and orange in color is always infertile.
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GarfieldTools (comic strip creator)
GarfieldTools, the Garfield comic strip creator, is used to create funny and inappropriate automatically generated comic strips using the Garfield art and allowing a user to insert their own text. It is available here.
Traditional or typical GarfieldTools conceits
- Garfield can go crazy-eyed, and has the power to make Jon go crazy-eyed. Sometimes he does this in order to make Jon into his slave, but mostly to make Jon STFU:
- Usually when Garfield doesn't say anything, Vulgar Jon makes up for it by being even more creepily perverted than he already was:
- Garbuckle or Garfield-Jon exists in a state of superposition, like the homeless Jerry Garcia-dog hybrid from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. This is more likely part of Jon and/or Garfield's terrified realization that one is obviously hallucinating the other:
MS Paint Time
Another method of making Garfield funny is simply editing Garfield out, thus making Jon look like a crazy fuck. Go Crazy. One fellow started by editing out only Garfield's thought bubbles, making Garfield act more like a "normal" cat. Another went further, edited out Garfield entirely, and actually published a book about it. what the fuck?
Garfield minus Jon
Not quite as lulz worthy:
Garfield minus Garfield minus Jon
Taking this one step further:
Lasagna Cat
A while ago A JewTuber looked at some unfunny Garfield Strips (but they're all unfunny) and decided to act them out with interpretive symbolism and music videos. Below are just a few examples.
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