Garrys Mod
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Garrys mod is a half-life 2 modification. It was created by the most brilliant british coder who goes by the name of Garry, who made the bare bones of the mod and left the community to do the rest. The primary use of Garry's Mod is to entertain creative people. Unfortunately, a majority of the community is under the age of 12.
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[edit] Mingebags
Mingebags are Garrys Mod's version of a god. A typical mingebag devotes his life to delivering lulz and making 12 year olds cry on garrys mod servers. Here are a few ways a mingebag does this:
- Spawn (and ignite) huge objects until the server crashes.
- Make prop spawners of giant objects and spam them until the server crashes
- Delete everyone's objects.
- Rope everyone's objects to the ground.
- Spawn an object and cover it in propcannons that fire propane tanks, aim at ground and fire until server crashes
- Kill everyone until he gets smacked with the banhamer or everyone leaves
- Spawn a dumpster, flip it upside down, and cover peoples objects
- Constantly say something like "YOU'RE HACKING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT LEAVE BEFORE THE ADMIN BANS YOU", "why the FUCK was i just kicked?" or "YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK"
Experienced mingebags are to be praised for their amazing skill unlike their typical 13 year old boy counterpart. They bring life to a boring shitty game and many lulz from the crying of young boys due to being pwned (killed, having their SuPA kOoL fort deleted, etc.).
They make frequent use of the microphone to annoy with their high-pitched voices.
[edit] Ways to get kicked or banned from a server
- Shoot people with the guns given to you by the game.
- Throw explosive shit around, since the guns do nothing.
- Go away from the keyboard for more than two seconds.
- Walk around throwing grenades for fun, when two of them happen to hit the admin's whorehouse he was building and set it on fire.
- Go to a Noxious Net server and ask about how Jetboom harvests rcon passwords.
- Use any of Garry's Mod's features, besides walking, on an RP server.
- Tell the kid who won't stop complaining about someone throwing a prop at his ragdoll to kindly shut the fuck up.
- Be a cool, level-headed guy.
- Build something that launches shit.
- Build something original and kickass.
- Don't buy CSS. Despite being a 12-year-old wankfest, half of the shit in gmod shows up as either a gigantic red ERROR model or a black-and-purple seizure-tastic eye rape.
- Have a sense of humor.
- Have fun.
While similar to the above section, this is the rulebook for cool kids who are new to such overwhelming levels of faggotry.
[edit] Multiplayer
Garrys Mod multiplayer is intended to let players play together and share contraptions. Instead it has become the Detroit of the Multiplayer world, because anything you make can be removed by the feared REMOVE tool. Some people use prop protector to save their props, but minges will always find a way provided with enough time. Most sesions end in a war were the minge and the server's population kill each other over an over again Warning: You will have exactly 2 minutes to finish up a contraptions when a mingebag arives.
[edit] RP Mod
Some Servers on Garrys mod have a Roleplay mod installed. RP allows you to pick your your job and buy/sell things etc., or pretend to be a member of the opposite sex in order to perform oral sex on Mayors/Cops for lulz/money. It is not as cool as it sounds, it is in fact a demonic creation of satan. Role Playing in Garrys mod is the next worst thing to Minges. Every server has the same thing going on:
- People love being cops so they can ruthlessly abuse you and defilate you.
- Everyone loves going to the gun shop so they can buy a gun that they'll lose in 2 minutes.
- Many people are under the impression that they are the admin of the server and tell you to get out. Unfortantly, they are all fucktards.
- "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" is a popular responce for JOB
- Mods who offer you the illusion of something to do other than watch people put a basket on top of a table. You will be given a physgun, but not be able to spawn props, then you will be taken away the physgun, mess around with the GG, and then be banned for a finite amount of time. If you ever complain about why the server is so boring, you will be called an RP noob and then permabanned.
Warning: Anyone who plays RP for more than 43 seconds will have a seizure
[edit] Ragdoll Posing
Garry's mod allows you to use a special gun to pose ragdolls into different positions. The most common of them is the genre of "sex poses." Sex poses are commonly made by mingebags due to the fact that that is all that fucktards ever think about. These sex poses are usually posed with Dr. Kleiner (an old man) and Dr. Judith Mossman (an even older woman)doing it doggie style.
[edit] Face Posing
Another feature garry's mod include is face posing. This allows you to make people have different expressions. The only problem with it is that fag Garry made it so that every face pose looks like the person is having an orgasm.
[edit] Anonymous on Gmod
There have been attempts by anonymous to attack Gmod.
They have been seen around in every server with 5+ people in it.
This is all that has been recorded.
Anonymous:(Space)Greetings Gentlemen.
Anonymous:(Space)Remember the name.
Anonymous:(Space)Remember the face.
Anonymous:(Space)Remember the organization.
They must be stoped stopped. These Cyber Terrorists must be dealt with accordingly.
Ban hammer works
Kick - they commented - "We will be back" ~ Anonymous
Nothing else seems to work.
Just keep an eye out for the Anonymous.
^Obvious Newfags^
Reason one: This isn't a movie, stop talking in third person.
Reason two: "Keep an eye out for the Anonymous" THE Anonymous?
Reason three: We all know what the hell anonymous is failfag.
Reason four: You're not a super secret organization, stop acting like you are.
Reason five: I've taken the liberty of correcting your mistakes for you in bold.
Reason six: Newfags can't <br> and have to double space.
Reason seven: You're obvious underage b&.
[edit] As A Source of Creating Drama
While one can do many fun things with Garrys mod like your favorite Rule 34 of Alyx and Barney, there are some better things you can do, such as recreations of tragic events. For example, in a perfect example of too soon, a totse member re-created the dramatic events on the day of the 7/7 2005 London bus bombings mere hours after it had happened:
| —Cybernetico doing it for the lulz |
 The original thread; complete with seething hatred |
 Animated summary of Cybernetico's post |
