Garyjr

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

garyjr is a notorious twink-wannabe, attention whore and LiveJournal user. He is most famous for his cake photographs, which depict him naked save for sneakers, smeared in vanilla cake.

He is otherwise noteworthy for the fact that he inexplicably receives upwards of 40 comments on almost all his LiveJournal posts, even though they are invariably coma-inducing ramblings which go into seemingly endless detail about every facet of his life. He also manages to maintain a friends list of some 150 individuals, consisting mostly of other gay men, the only ones willing to put up with his ramblings (because he's just so pretty).

In addition to his LiveJournal "life," GaryJr maintains a shamelessly self-promoting website called GaryJr.com, where anyone can go to read about his likes, dislikes, life history, favorite movies, and preferred pizza toppings. Really interested parties can even purchase semi-nude pictures of Gary himself working out. Get your credit cards ready, folks!