Gaston
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A sort of popular meme on 4chan /b/. His main purpose is to tenderly love all the women who stand in his way, his secondary purpose was to counter desu, as he is the essence of manliness.
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The Man, the Legend, Gaston
Made entirely of Titanium, steel, and diamond, and covered in hair, his only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 6 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria, Shinku, Hinaichigo - he is apparently a dollfag). His other life mission is to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because Noone can (insert verb here) like Gaston.
Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declared himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.
Gaston was originally in the Disney film Beauty and the Beast. Though the film shows Gaston getting pwned, the original ending was that he not only made the Beast into a nice rug, but then proceeded to stick it in Belle's pooper before ordering her to make him a sandwich. The rest is history.
The Gaston Medleys
Gaston better equipped for lulz.
A song about a rumor concerning Gaston. You decide which parts are true.
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Gaston Video and Modified Lyrics
Play this tune with these modified lyrics every time you're feeling the anti-lulz is killing the internet hate machine.
- Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon
- looking so down in the dumps.
- Everyone here'd love to be you Anon
- even when taking your lumps.
- There's no man online as admired as you
- you're everyone's favorite troll.
- Everyone's awed and inspired by you
- you sociopathic asshole.
- No...one...posts like Anon
- no one boasts like Anon
- No one shows little kids goatse quite like Anon.
- For there's no man online half as manly
- perfect, a man free of fail
- you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer
- and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail.
- No...one...flames like Anon
- No one blames like Anon
- No one's got ROMs of pirated games like Anon
- Anonymous: "To your 12 year old niece I'm INDIIIIMIDATING"
- My what a guy that Anon!
- Give five "Fuck you!"s
- Give twelve internets
- Anon is the best
- and the rest
- fake their GETs.
- No...one...faps like Anon
- Hates those Japs like Anon
- No one posts his collection of traps like Anon.
- Girls: For there's no one as mean and abusive.
- Anonymous: Hey you cunts, Tits or GTFO.
- Whether massive or scraggly and scrawny.
- Anonymous: "I've got millions of images I want to show".
- No one's met an Anon
- makes us wet like Anon
- No one's openly gay for Bridget like Anon.
- Anonymous: "I'm especially good at hidiiiing my loli".
- OHSHI- Partyvan for Anon!
- Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large.
- But then I found /b/ and the others like me
- so it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge".
- No...one...hits like Anon
- matches wits like Anon
- No one pays Gaia camwhores for tits like Anon.
- Anonymous: "ZOMG REI I CAME *FAPFAP-FAAAAAAAAAP-FAPFAPFAP*"
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