Gaston

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The bro himself.
The bro himself.

A sort of popular meme on 4chan /b/. His main purpose is to tenderly love all the women who stand in his way, his secondary purpose was to counter desu, as he is the essence of manliness.

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[edit] The man, the legend, Gaston

Made entirely of Titanium, steel and diamond, it is said that he once punched a hole in the space time continuum and killed Hitler and Jesus at the same time. His only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 6 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria, Shinku, Hinaichigo ---he is apparently a dollfag), and to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because Noone can (insert verb here) like Gaston.

It is even rumoured that Gaston is a distant relative of Chuck Norris, and he hates that bastard. Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declared himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a lame hilarious forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.

Gaston was originally in the Disney film Beauty and the Beast. Though the film shows Gaston getting pwned, the original ending was that he not only made the Beast into a nice rug, but then proceeded to stick it in Belle's pooper before ordering her to make him a sandwich. The rest is history.

[edit] Nigston

At least 100 years ago there was battle that took place among the furfags of Furasia and Nigraland. The battle ended with the Furfags releasing their ultmate AIDS Furry Mech. All of the Nigras even Gaston were beaten down. This was until one elite nigra did the fusion dance with Gaston and created Nigston and destroyed the furfag army. At his point, Anon is not postive on what Nigston looks like, but their shooping photoshops as we know it to find the truth.


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[edit] Gaston Video and Modified Lyrics

Play this tune with these modified lyrics every time you're feeling the anti-lulz is killing the internet hate machine.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon
looking so down in the dumps.
Everyone here'd love to be you Anon
even when taking your lumps.
There's no man in /b/ as admired as you
you're everyone's favorite troll.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
you obese, unforgiving asshole.
No...one...posts like Anon
no one boasts like Anon
No one makes creepy threads full of ghosts like Anon.
For there's no man online half as manly
perfect, a man free of fail
you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer
and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail.
No...one...flames like Anon
No one blames like Anon
No one's got ROMs of pirated games like Anon
Anonymous: "To your 12 year old niece I'm INDIIIIMIDATING"
My what a guy that Anon!
Give five "Win and God"s
Give twelve internets
Anon is the best
and the rest
fake their GETs.
No...one...faps like Anon
worships Japs like Anon
No one posts his collection of traps like Anon.
Girls: For there's no one as mean and abusive.
Anonymous: Hey you cunts, Tits or GTFO.
Whether massive or scraggly and scrawny.
Anonymous: "I've got millions of images I want to show".
No one's met an Anon
makes us wet like Anon
No one's openly gay for Bridget like Anon.
Anonymous: "I'm especially good at hidiiiing my loli".
OHSHI- Partyvan for Anon!
Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large.
But then I found /b/ and the others like me
now it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge".
No...one...hits like Anon
matches wits like Anon
No one pays Gaia camwhores for tits like Anon.
Anonymous: "ZOMG REI I CAME *FAPFAP-FAAAAAAAAAP-FAPFAPFAP*"

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