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Gawker Media is an enormous international media empire founded by a pair of Anglo-Israeli homosexual billionaires who made their fortune smuggling huge amounts of Ecstasy in the late 1990s. It comprises 13 or 14 different web sites, which exist only to make mean-spirited, sarcastic jokes and spread vicious, often amusing drama and rumors about celebrities and politicians; or to make snippy, terminally “hip” remarks and observations about things for which you may well like to go shopping. All commenters must be a daily cum bucket for the mods and worship all that is spoaken on the crap blogs, there is no trolling or lulz in comments EVAR. Obtaining +v requires a newborn for jew sacrifice and a thorough probing by large webmaster cocks. It's important to note this article is edited at least once a day by contributors to Gawker Media. You can help by pretending that their online publications are freakin' hilarious.

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[edit] Can't keep track of them all:

Gawker Media comprises these web sites:

Anthropophage: News for the on-the-go, net-savvy gay German cannibal
Consumerist: Workers complain about having to do their jobs, customers complain about not being able to get free shit, rinse, repeat.
Deadspin: Sports news and gossip
Defamer: It's like a tabloid, but "edgy"
Flagella: A website about celebrities in the protozoan world
Fleshbot: About the intersection of pornography and sex culture with the internets
Gawker: Manhattan news and gossip
Gizmodo: About the latest gadgets and gizmos, as long as they are made by Apple
Gridskipper: About travel, for the hip new jet-set
Idolator: Hipsters whining about music
Jalopnik: For automobile fetishists
Jezebel: Let's have a bunch of catty girls being snots, except when we do it it's cool
Kotaku: About the latest new games; critique, nostalgia, prediction, design
Lifehacker: About computers, software and downloads
Partyvan: Sightings of girls in the 'tween set, with speculation about their underwear colors
Valleywag: Silicon Valley gossip and news
Wonkette: WALNUTS! Warning: Rose to fame by being edited by a modestly non-fugly chick. Now run entirely by an emo fuck.