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Gay.pl

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cj demonstrating gay.pl.
cj demonstrating gay.pl.

Gay.pl is a script written by the evil cj to produce various profoundly homosexual ASCII images on IRC. It is also the main website for faggots in Poland, but nobody gives a fuck.

Contents

Features

Gay.pl features a number of wonderfully faggoty features that I love.

  • /Gay - Like /say, but makes it gay.
  • /Gaycat - cat's a file, but makes it gay.
  • /Gayexec - execs a UNIX command, but makes it gay.
  • /gay update - gay.pl's self-updating feature. Fuckin' impressive.
  • /gv - Announces the version of gay.pl you are using, like the huge cockloving faggot you are.

With the exception of update, you can pass some f(l)ags to heighten the gayness of the experience.

tycho demonstrating -figlet.
tycho demonstrating -figlet.
  • -1 - Color gradient - Rainbow colors
  • -2 - Color gradient - Red, White, and Blue. If you don't use -2, the terrorists win
  • -3 - Color gradient - Random colors
  • -4 - Color gradient - One random color, plus another a few shades away
  • -5 - Alternating greys
  • -6 - Greyscale
  • -7 - Festive colors
  • -8 - Canadan colors
  • -repeat x - Repeat this action x number of times. Very awesome if you have CAN_FLOOD
  • -matrix - Makes text vertical. Very LOL.
  • -figlet - Makes a horizontal banner. Good for making sure EVERYONE READS WHAT YOU SAY.
  • -banner - Makes an XBOX HUEG vertical banner. Works best with CAN_FLOOD

We at Encyclopedia Dramatica recommend /gay -1 -matrix -repeat 500 "LOL HAY GUYZ " to provide maximal annoyance. Remember to leave that space in the quotes so the text looks extra pretty. Also, you need flooding rights, so don't bother doing this on Freenode. One user I got klined in 3 seconds.

There are other f(l)ags - try /gay help.

Caveats

People will fucking hate you.

History

Sun Dec 28 02:43:36 2003 UTC - Ported to FreeBSD by Zb

See Also

External Links


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