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GayDiamond, now known as ItsmsMargie, is a transgender batshit insane trailer-dwelling bulldyke who would take on The Internet Butt Gang of Thugs at the drop of a hat. It is somewhat internet famous for making over 9,000 videos where it sucks Chris Crocker's cock. Nevertheless, Margerie Brubaker/Gay Diamond is extremely butthurt over pointless drama involving Perez Hilton; it is currently demanding answers to unsolved mysteries, like the sound of its voice. PLZ ADV, it basically means serious fucking business and is close to having a nervous breakdown over spilt milk. You can help by digging this, or by just ignoring the situation all together and acting as if it's freaking hysterical.

Contents 1 History of Faggotry 2 Explanation of Gaydiamond's Beliefs 3 Her Loyal Fans 4 GayDiamond vs. S.P.A.M. 5 Scientology Sleeper Agent 6 Trivia 7 Quotes 8 Her Fortune with /b/ 9 Anonymous Retorts 10 Related Articles 11 Resources

History of Faggotry

Contrary to nobody's belief, Gay Diamond (FagStone,MANgerie, etc.) has been fagging up the tubes for a lot longer than once believed. It all started at least 100 years ago last Thursday with the account "MargerieBrubaker". The human ear rape posted a video about innocent internets civilian, BCj999. Telling him to gtfo its internets and leave Chris Crocker alone. In said video, MANgerie encouraged the use of terrorism, narcotics, and plucking the whiskers off small, helpless animals.

After the first remix of MANgerie emerged one day later, the freakish thing closed its account and made another account called "Margeriebrubaker1". Just as it expected, everybody was fooled by her deception and nobody knew that the long gone "Margeriebrubaker" was "Margeriebrubaker1". However due to a technicality, its identity was found out and the rape commenced yet again.

The original videos (As well as its account) were deleted by FagStone after it was trolled to hell (again) by several advocates of the lulz. To date, all the remixes remain intact because YouTube doesn't read complaints filed by batshit insane, cock-wrangling transsexuals. Oops, nevermind. Recently, it copyright-claimed all of the hilarious remixes.

For example, this is one of the messages that Anonymous found after getting its password on YouTube. The document contains a complaint to the admins of YouTube bitching about how made2order555 was harassing it.

YOUTUBE MANAGEMENT YOUTUBE ADMINISTRATION F.B.I. INVOLVEMENT Sun, 06 Jan 2008 07:58:05 -0800

I have reported this user made2order555 and his groupies several times to you for his death threats etc. I have sent you a DMCA of my video which he has stolen and editing and still using. I am now involved with the F.B.I. in this case and I feel you need to be aware of it. Respectfully YouTube, as I have written you over and over again this user made2order555 is in violation of the YouTube user agreement with his death threats and harassment. So it got so bad last week I had to involve the F.B.I. in his area, you can confirm this by a simple phone call to Karen Shepher at the Milwaukee, Wisconsin F.B.I. office her number is *** her email there is *** She is an Investigations operations assistant. She is aware of me. I get other death threats and I save them and print them and take them to my local F.B.I. for being a gay transgender, but this harassment from made2order555 and his anonymous groupies is particularly harassing and making the YouTube experience very un-enjoyable. Complaints have been filed with you, Whay are you not acting? Thank you, Sincerely, Margerie Brubaker.

Explanation of Gaydiamond's Beliefs

Gaydiamond holds a belief in something resembling Christianity, except gayer than even that. To it, everything that agrees with it is "LightSide", symbolized by the color *white*. They think like it, act like it, and will probably die from a potent dose of Anally Injected Death Sentence. "DarkSide", including the anons of 4chan and supposedly led by Made2order555, are all of those people who do not see as it does, and therefore must be evil and stupid. Their weapon is the mysterious LULZ (Pronounced: Looz) that empowers them to spread their darkness and evil ways to everything, corrupting it. LULZ, as defined by Prophetess GD, is "Losers Under Letrene Zealous", which, though the DarkSide has explained the "misspelling" of the third word, means that their weapon is them sitting under a toilet and pulling a 2girls1cup. How this is deadly, we haven't been able to discern, but it has been revealed that LULZ was actually developed by LightSide (GayDiamond, January 1st, 2008). It has also been noted that it could give a "continental damn less" about many things.

FagStone is also given to superstition regarding numbers - the DarkSide members usually have birthdays with a 5, 6, or 9, because 9 is the negative of 6. (GayDiamond, January 1st, 2008) January 1st, for example, is a "LightDay", because "you don't hear about shootings or anything like that." The DarkSide pointed out that there's a riot in Kenya and Pakistan, but to no avail.

Her Loyal Fans

Sweet, Sweet Double Penetration

• Oh, shit! BlueStevo83's pissed.

GayDiamond vs. S.P.A.M.

Sometime last Thursday, HuntaGurl and Made2Order555 created a group known as "S.P.A.M." - "Sane People Against Margerie". This group has taken up hypothetical arms against GayDiamond and its crew, without much success in anything besides pissing it off. On January 11th, 2008, GayDiamond abused the copyright system to claim copyright on any video having anything to do with its videos, including responses it didn't like. FagStone supposedly got YouTube to permanently ban Made2Order555, which has now been proven false - he's reincarnated as MindDuel.

Scientology Sleeper Agent

New evidence that has come to light, indicates that GayDiamond/Marge Brubaker is actually a devout Scientologist. LRH made it have a sex change since gays aren't allowed in the church, and also because he thought it was kind of secksy. By restarting a YouTube account, Scientologists hope to divert the power of the internet hate machine away from them. Time can only tell whether this ploy will work, or simply generate more lulz. Basically, everything on the internet is true.

Trivia

• Claims to be transgender.
• Is lightsided.
• Completely obsessed with Chris Crocker.
• Claims to be a former trap.
• Has a dog - as heard in previous video.
• Is a part time prophetess/astrologist.

Quotes

“	I AM HERE TO ASSIST IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE MATRIX	„
—GayDiamond on MySpace.

“	FORCES ARE COMING AGAINST THE DARKSIDES CARNIVAL	„
—GD on MySpace.

“	I'M AS MAD AS HELL TODAY AT SOME OF THIS HATEMAIL AND I AM REPORTING IT . HATERS FARE WARNING BEFORE I HAVE YOU ROT IN PRISON LIKE THE BOYS THAT MURDERED MATTHEW SHEPHERD MY LATEST VIDEO RELEASED TODAY I MEAN BUSINESS AND I AM NOT JUST TALK AND YOU WILL FIND OUT. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.	„
—GD

“	HATERS! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP WITH ME WRITING ME HATE MAIL AND MESSAGES! CAUSE OLE BOYS, MY BROTHER IS A HARD HEADED STIFF NECKED HAUNCHO WITH OUR LOCAL DIVISION OF THE F.B.I. AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FORWARD HIM YOUR PROFILE AND LETTERS. AND THE TRUTH IS, HE WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING TO BE CHARGED WITH CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT A FELONY AND HE WILL HAVE YOU LOCKED UP. JUST FAIR WARNING. I MEAN IT. I MEAN BUSINESS AND I WILL BURY YOU AND I WILL BE THERE TO TESTIFY AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW AND I WILL ALSO USE MY RESOURCES TO DEFEND CHRIS CROCKER. I (MARGERIE) WILL TAKE YOU DOWN ONE WAY ARE THE OTHER. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!	„
—GD

“	When World War 3 begins all you gay hating, anti gay marriage Bush supporter assholes will drop your cheerios! LOL!!!!!! Cause I'm going to be laughing my ass off when China and Russia nukes you for your hatred. You don't have the favor of God anymore. Sadly it will rain on the just and the unjust alike.	„
—GF

“	No, the information that will be received from me over the next year will forever change the internet. My DNA patterns affecting your ear drums already. The information I am about to drop on the internet through youtube shortly will revolutionize the young mind.. Watch and see! ~Margerie... P.S. your DNA already infected by sound. my voice.	„
—GD on YouTube.

“	But I can destroy you from within by altering your DNA through my voice patterns. I am your trojan horse and your very DNA is being altered listening to my voice. ~Margerie..	„
—GD on YouTube.

“	I've got a Lincoln Navigator and a new caddillac and I will be the first to tell you , fine things come at a price... comments will cease here in 5 minutes you will subscribe are else. Comments will be re-activated after there are 100 more subscribers.	„

“	YOU TOOK MY VIDEOS!! AND AND DID SOME CRAZY THINGS WITH IT MADE MY HEAD MOVE AND ALL THAT!!! I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THAT!!!	„
—GD on old account.

“	No your going to subscribe so you i can further enlighten you weather you want it are not!	„
—GD on YouTube.

“	And remember bitch a snub nose .38 caliber pistol has no safety asshole. If you'd like I could show you. [...] knowing about them? Are carrying them, having one handy ? that make me feel secure yes.	„
—GD, being an internet tough guy.

“	there's no way you could get through my firewall. it's keyed. [...] you have no idea who your dealing with.	„
—GD is also a 1337 h4xx0r? Oh noes!

“	Us gays really in a sense have destroyed your world, we caused you to make an error to vote for bush because of gay marriage, that was your downfall.	„
—GD on YouTube, admitting that gays are the bane of existence.

“	Your pain and suffering starts soon, in the spring when we attempt to stop Irans nuclear facilities , Russia will rise up at that time and start World War 3 with us. So your desire for the pain and suffering it will come soon and china will side with russia later too.	„
—GD likes to dish out prophecy when not threatening Anonymous with her imaginary snub nose .38.

“	Jesus cursed the fig tree remember. So curses are real and he did curse the fig tree. You better not offend the wrong person and they obtain a picture are a voice clip of you, because can really place a pulsa denura on you. I am serious. It's a religeous curse.	„
—GD. Is that some Christian magic?

“	..I CAME HOME AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD BEEN DRINKING ALL....NIGHT....LONG. HE TRIED TO THROW ME OUT OF A WINDOW.	„
—GD on YouTube.

They'll make sure to kill only non gays because teh gays are peaceful and will not resist Russo-Sino BUTTSEX. Pray to your Raptor Jesus for forgiveness nao and touch other boys. Remember, only you can prevent nuclear launch detected!

Her Fortune with /b/

Anonymous Retorts

• "O lawldy - is that some Internet Police? You want our identity? Very well, I'll tell you. We are your father, your siblings, your fellow employees...we are your garbage collectors and your boss...we are everywhere, and we are everyone. We are Anonymous, we do not forgive, we do not forget."

• "FUCKING CUNT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING INTERNET YOU FUCKING CUNT! FUCKING LESBIAN SLUT WHORE! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING CUNT! Fuck."

• "Good job, GayDiamond. You are the reason why decent, hard-working leftists and homosexuals are stereotyped the way they are. You and your gaggle of self-satisfied, hypocritical attention seekers are little more than a parasite feeding upon the labors of your compatriots. If this is the 'light side', then Hail Satan!"

• "We are the Internet. We are not of the light. We are of toil, blood sweat and tears. We are of strength and righteous indignation. And you...are our new chew toy. Enjoy the remainder of your days on the web."

• "Your actions will mean this video will be posted on tons of sites and more people will flame you and threaten you. Guess what. Everything I have said and will say is free speech. You are a stupid fucking cunt who doesn't deserve the breath to speak. All I see here is hate and whining. If people respond to YOUR free speech negatively it's their right to just like it's yours to say what you want. Now, get the fuck out and go suck a dick."

• "Congratulations, GayDiamond, your loud and obnoxious voice has destroyed my headphones and nearly wrecked my hearing. Now I am going to sue you for reckless endangerment and destruction of private property. It's funny, since my suit will hold up better in court than yours."

• "Oh boohoo! The internet is so mean and bad! God, come kill them! Summon your higher beings and watch as God doesn't care for your wrinkly ass!"

• "I strongly dislike the sound of your voice. After listening to your cackling rant, I fear that I will be unable to reproduce. Further, I would recommend that you look into having some dental work done. You might find that you don't frighten so many children if you got your grill fixed. Also, fuck you."

Related Articles

• Faggotry
• Trap
• Cyanterrorist
• L.U.L.Z.
• Sharolaid
• Unwarranted self importance

Resources

• digg.com/people/GayDiamond YouTube Old Lady has Mental Breakdown
• stickam.com/profile/gaydiamond
• myspace.com/GAYDIAMOND1
• http://www.youtube.com/user/ilikepercs B&
• http://www.youtube.com/user/ItsMargie Account closed. LOL.
• [1] New jewtube account! Nao with moar fail!
• [2] Her Oprah Winfrey love affair. ACCOUNT IS CLOSED

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GayDiamond on Youtube (The fugly ass trap hath returned) "This account is closed [due to AIDS]."
GayDiamond on Youtube Senile tranny made a new account.
GayDiamond on Youtube Bitch made a new account so she can't get b&.

• [3] NEW MYSPACE
• [4] Her personal website <-------- Careful, IP tracker on website.
• [5] Epic lulz

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