Gaydar
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The gaydar is the 1337 scale used by the anti-fag lobby to measure the homosexuality of the individual in question. Being scanned by the gaydar is tantamount to openly admitting to your homo urges, as the needle is always stuck at the right hand side. The only way of repulsing a gaydar attack is accusing your opponent of being a furry. But you still lose, pillowbiter.
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[edit] Who has one
It is rumoured that all gay people have a gaydar but this is obviously untrue or they would nevar hit on breeders. Some people claim to have one but this is probably just the result of knowing so many gay people that you can tell when someone is gay. Also caring enough about whether or not someone is gay increases your gaydar. Sometimes a person will set off your gaydar, but will have a wife and kids. This is what's known as a classic cover-up.
[edit] Current Blips on the Gaydar
- George Lucas: Theologist.
- Anderson Cooper: CNN Anchor.
- Ryan Seacrest: American Idol emcee.
- Jeff Garcia: Philadelphia Eagles QB.
- Anyone with That Gay Voice.
- Orlando Bloom: A Semi Actor.
- Tommy Davis: Cult of Scientology shill.
[edit] See Also
- Homosexuality
- Fitlads
- Sec Check, Scientology's scientifically proven and infallable gaydar
