General Discussion
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
If Gaia Online wasn't unoriginal and lame enough on its own, adding in the General Discussion (or General Dick-suck-tion) would top it off like a cherry on a sundae. Unfortunately, Gaia is unoriginal and lame, so the GD is more like pissing in an ocean of piss. Here, camwhores, 16 year old girls, weaboos, teenagers, and basement dwellers come together to discuss anything and everything that doesn't fit the TOS. Combined, they form the shithole that is the GD.
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[edit] How do I GD?
Well, that depends mostly on your purpose. You can be like 99% of the GD population and regurgitate a 4chan meme, but you will most likely fall 6 months behind, making you look like a fag (although, in all honesty, you'd look like one anyways for being on the website at all). Most GD'ers have fapped to mudkip over 9000 times in one day, sometimes adding them into their horrid signatures because "pokemans r so kawaii". Other kinds of GDers post pictures of themselves and ask if they are hawt. Be sure to tell them they are the most horrid thing on the interwebs, because there is a substantial amount of truth to that.
Every GDer wants their name to be dropped in a topic, known as namedropping. This is the lamest and lowest form of attention whoring. "Lulz, my name has been teh dropped," is a frequent mating call heard from many GDers. It's against the GD forum rules, but "Which GDer do you want to have sex with???" (always a namedrop thread in disguise) is actually worth breaking the guidelines for. Other topics worth breaking the guidelines for include "I R REQUESTING MEH SUM n00ds!", "Let's Cyber!", and creating namedropping threads just to see which attention whores will mail you with offerings of gold to get "teh dropped". At this point any self-respecting troll with time on their hands (and you must have time on your hands if you're on this abortion of a website) will take a screen shot of these messages and post them all over the GD to increase the person's growing E-shame.
[edit] Nudes
A fun pastime of the extremely few GDers under 200 pounds is to get naked on camera.
A few examples of this are an E whore named Pear Kitten who made a masturbation video for her E-boyfriend (examples not shown to spare your eyes), malaprosom life whose nudes got leaked by a horny group of 13 year olds, and Tommy Tallent, who just put his out on a dare. This sent the GD into a frenzy looking for others. In March some users who had a guild known as Ignorant White People, or IWP for short, found more nudes. They trolled them alot resulting in over 9000 bannings.
Most of the whores who post nudes either beg their e-friends to leak them for attention or get them spread and cry about it. None of them are even good enough to be an hero they just cry and add more spam to the GD. One of them got dared and just had the balls to post himself naked. The thread survived for several hours and the moderators took no action against Tommy because they had a boner.
[edit] Trolls
There are the good trolls; there are the bad trolls. No, you are not a troll if you post a picture of Daniel Radcliffe naked until your eyes bleed. Good trolls know how to generate lulz. To create lulz, you just need to learn a simple equation that works for 69% of all topics at least 100 pages long. Take any one of these categories and spread teh h8.
* Abortion and why it's wrong * Abortion and why it's right. * Gay marriage and why it's wrong * Gay marriage and why it's right. * How women need to get back to the kitchen * How God exists and you're going to hell * How God doesn't exist and how stupid you are. * Attacking teh prommies!!!!! * The fat, lazy, and ignorant Americans * Niggers * Jews * Penises * How bisexuality doesn't exist * LEAVE MS. SQUIRREL ALONE!!111! * The joy of having a penis * SOULJABOIUPINTHISHOE * Leave Soundblast Alone
[edit] Illiteracy
Nearly every GDer lacks the basic capabilities to read the Terms of Service or the forum guidelines. The few and simple rules that Gaia does have are too much for the "rebellious" forum. Gaia says no moar Pedobear, and you know what GD does? They circumvent the word because they couldn't take it in the ass as Pedobear himself would do. This led to hilarious amount of lulz from Anon because faggots will always be faggots.
[edit] OH SHIT GD DRAMA
Somehow the lazy, fatass mods and admin got some wild hair up their asses and decided that they'd try to do something about the shit-stain on their perfect forum website and enlisted a new mod, Soundblast, to clean everything up for them. Along with some other equally retarded mods, Soundblast proceeded to move and delete over 9000 threads and piss off every faggot in the forum. This prodded the butthurt GDers to make guilds and create mules to "rise up" and change the forum. So now the entire forum is filled with threads complaining but not actually doing anything, and the mods will keep moving said threads until they get bored. Predictably sometime around the fall when everyone has to go back to 2nd grade and repeat it for the third time.
[edit] GD's Current Faggots
Warning: This section is currently being rapidly edited by gaiafags who have the 'nads to make their own ED account. Any description that is flattering or positive in any way should be disregarded as a total crock of shit.
Every GDer should know about prommies and other lame forms of internet hierarchy. Obviously, they worship any user who posts pics of themselves that are "hawt". These internet cool kids respond to every thread as the first poster, and umbrella themselves to be the nicest person evar to every single GDer, thus becoming the cumdumpster of the forum. More often than not, they have incredibly shitty post formatting, making it difficult to read what their lame response is. When you finally figure out what they are saying, it's too late; the shit they wrote wasn't relevant to the topic or too stupid to care about anyway. Despite all this, these ultimate superheroes of the forum gain cool points (aka Gaia Gold) so they can dress their bland and general avatar for their postings on the bland and general forum.
(*Note: Extra cool points are awarded for the most cluttered avatars. Rewards for these avatars include E-cluster fucks, republican views on homosexuals, and, if you're lucky, boob signs.)
The Award For The Biggest Losers Of The GD Goes To...
SoundBlast
There are two types of GD'er in this world: The kind that want to coddle Soundblast's balls for "giving intelligence to the GD" and the kind that want to go, "Hay!!!1 ur ruinin' maH FOREM BITCH" More "mature" users tend to take the following approach:
"It's about time someone beat some obedience in this shit hole." This is the prime example of an oldbie who was afraid that if they didn't take Soundblast's side in this, he'd whip out the ol' banhammer.
As if working at Gaia wasn't punishment enough, they gave him the following job: Soundblast is a mod that spends his time is this shit for brains forum trying to navigate the cesspool while pissing off as many users as possible. He's power-hungry and sucks the cock of each and every higher mod to keep it that way. Every GD poster hates his guts, so he must be given some credit for accomplishing such a feat. Hey, as long as he's fucking up the forum he's supposed to protect then it's all good.
Adelelhedideheid`
A closeted faggot North Korean who resembles his dictator. You are a man posting under a female avatar, so one may conclude that you want to be a 16-year-old girl, but since you're a genuine attention whore you've got what it takes. Your secret weapon is making every insignificant poster in the General Discussion feel special in some way, so that they join your legion of brain-dead followers. The only ones who hate you are disgruntled GD oldbies who really have no other reason to still post other than to complain about your faggotry. You get banned every other month but it doesn't bother you since at a flick of the wrist you can get one of your crappy friends to replace your valuable items.
Miss Squirrel
You are almost as bad as older reg Forla (circa 2007), except you are a squirrel, and for that you win the furry fanbase of the GD. All the oldbies look at you as a boring spammer like all the rest, who just happens to be better at it than them. Get off Gaia for a while, the outside is a decent place. Received a permaban and is now operating under the name The New Miss Squirrel. No wait, it was a 14-day. Fuck, I had my hopes up. Now has made over 9000 new accounts in an attempt to keep her flame and glory but sadly has no Gaian friends. Like a furry, but a scenester.
Sith Lord Ali
Is it a boy? Is it a girl? The original queen (it's a girl, by the way) of the GD is BACK! From outer space! She just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face! Etc., etc., ad nauseam, ad infinitum.
[edit] Guilds
There are OVER 9000 GD guilds! All for groups of Gaiafags to hang out together and talk about other GDers to boost their own internet-ego. Most of them are just shitty, decrepit versions of the GD. A few guilds are:
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