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Dear ladies and gentlemen, meet the next generation of Stephenie Meyer! GenerationSlayer has obviously evolved to the point where he will include furries as naturally evil and somewhat good, eating people alive as a sensible means of punishment, and spawn the next generation of screaming Twitard-like fans. Just like your average drama drag queen, he'll exaggerate the situation when he gets mad or sad so that way more people pay attention to him. He uses the excuse that he is an idiot to never change his stories, uses his love of vore to dump any and all logic, and forces people to like his crap.

His true intentions are aptly summarized by the proper translation of the accompanying picture on the right:

 
 
I should be worshiped for my creations, maybe as a god, or even a savior. But I am more than just that. I let my creations live on as they do, but only sacrifice their intelligence to me. I write their tales so they may be my own biblical scriptures for all to hear. Worship me, or else I will banish you from my holy writings and obey me, or you shall never live another day in the heaven I have created. GIMME ATTENTION NAO !1!I
 

 

Generationslayer

Contents

The crappiness of The Star of Orion

Here are the links to the crap referenced:

The Main Character

This is not a phallic symbol.
This is not a phallic symbol.

The main character is a perfect example of how the author ditches logic in order to make her the star of his sexual fantasy. It's what the author calls a dragontaur, a supposed sub-species of human and dragon. Keep in mind kids, that he thinks ligers are the sub-species of lions and tigers. He also believes that a 20 foot tall monster can mate with a 6 foot woman. Therefore, if two dragontaurs mate, the possible offspring are dragontaur, human, and dragon. The dragontaurs are described as a very peaceful race of creatures (although they can devour most things whole) despite humans and dragons being anything but peaceful.

Loreit is described as a kind, sweet, and generous being, for a voraphile that is. When we actually get to the series, we'll see the author breaking this mold he set up for his Love Doll. He also states that Loreit wishes to help anyone that hasn't harmed her. Oh sure, that's generous. If she were generous, then she wouldn't care if the person harmed her or not. If someone's her enemy, she'll only think of them as a moving slab of meat, nothing more than that. How cold-hearted, especially the way she treats her victims after eating them by scarring them for the rest of the remaining time by ripping them apart emotionally. And as for her love for kids, what about dragon hatchlings? Since dragons are her favorite food, she wouldn't hesitate slaughtering a nest full of them, much to the dismay of Otherkin everywhere.

On the The Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test, Loreit scored a 95, proving that the original author of this article has no life! Grand job, mysterious she-beast, grand job!.

The Story

He's supposedly unaffected.
He's supposedly unaffected.
Battle of the Sues! Not to mention a failed attempt at making a character you can sympathize with.
Battle of the Sues! Not to mention a failed attempt at making a character you can sympathize with.

This itself is a sad excuse for a fanfiction, even though it isn't. The cast consists of these characters so far:

In short, the story starts off with him trying to get the audience to sympathize for Loreit's suffering, who is irredeemable because of her bloodthirsty hypocrisy. Notably, many of the characters in his story fail to follow actual science or even pseudo-science so that way he and his fantards can masturbate to every moment Loreit has her lunch. Nonetheless, the story soon spans into a fail tale with a prologue that has 5 parts and 3 chapters, almost all of which have gone uncriticized and the parts that are criticized have the speakers shot down by his fans. Generationslayer has also said that he turned a fetish into an anatomical necessity. But he won't fucking change anything because he wrote it for fun.

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Laven is original!


The Rules for his Story

Here are the rules to Laven...

1. tell me you are going to do something like this so i can help you with the varies creatures of laven.
2. Make sure laven is credited to me.
3. If you eat or kill humans, you are considered a bad guy.
4. Laven is for adventure, NOT for sexual stuff. THere can be romance but make it clean. If i catch you doing something like that i will report you.
5. Laven is nearly infinant, you can place your charater any where.

Rules for timeline...

1. it must be before loreits great adventure
2. If it is during loreits adventure, your story must be far away from her, where they never heard of her.
3. No after loreits adventure till i'm done with it. (A lot of changes) Unless your story takes place far away from the beastling war.

Rules for your charaters...

1. In laven, you can practily be any thing. If you need help, i will give a list of monsters that you like to be...or just be a human.
2. If you are a human charater, please pare up with some sort of monster or fight a monster...thats is how laven works.
3. Like i said before, if you eat or kill humans or innocent creatures, you will automaticle be labled as villan...the human race is dieing out by the way.
4. they don't have to do vore

Rules to use original Laven charaters...

1. You may use Beastling lords that i have created before...but you can not kill them or capture them...Thats loreits job.
2. Feel free to create your own enemy.
3. If you wish to use any of my good guys like gale and loreit, you must ask me first, then i must see the end results in order fix some charateristic mistakes
4. You give credit to where it is due.

Rules to useing other peoples charaters...

1. Ask them first
2. Give credit to where it is due
3. No harassment

Most important rule...

HAVE FUN! 
He breaks all of these rules, so why should anyone follow them? Loreit breaks rule 3 constantly and doesn't get in trouble. Look here first, then look at the picture on the right. Ironic, isn't it? The artist's comments come from The dA version of prologue of part 5 and he doesn't list these victims on The Eka's version of prologue p5.
Loreit's a hero even though she breaks rule number 3!
Loreit's a hero even though she breaks rule number 3!

Another example of how Loreit breaks rule number 3:

 
 
"Loreit, I owe you dinner for a month, he owes you a cow, and you ate Travis.” Loreit smiled and stroked her beach ball size storage belly
 

 

Star of Orion 1 She ate a human for gambling?

Laven Club

Recently, Generationslayer got the brilliant idea of opening up his an official gathering place for his loyal fantards. Upon the conception of this tumor on the internet, Generationslayer forced the club down someone's throat. When the club's account was finally registered, the opening ceremony included sacrificing science and any concept of time to the cause of fetishes. We are still mourning the death of science, but everyone else that joined was fapping happily ever after.

Even more eerily, the rules to his wet dream changed while he still has his previous rules set up:

RULES TO LAVEN
1. You are not a fan if you cannot make art for me.
2. Show respect to other people. No harassment.
3. Sexual stuff to a degree is not allowed.
4. Sexual stuff is allowed as long as it does not involve sex.
5. Give credit where it is due.
6. Note the creator of another person work throught THIER webpage and not mine.
7. Some members will have special responsabilities.
8. Dissobying any of these (Except 6 and 7) will result in being banned from 1 week to life. All Laven fanart has to be fappable.

How to Make a Story: by Generationslayer

If you didn't look at the picture, here are some pointers from the Suethor himself:

  1. Have a Wet Dream
  2. Make Mary Sue/Gary Stu characters and drop your friends in the story as well
  3. Make a location out of the most cliche bullshit you possibly can.
  4. Type (or slam your head against the keys, that seems to work sometimes.)
  5. Believe you have succeeded
  6. Convince others to think the same
  7. Receive praise
  8. Ignore criticism

Prizes for his Contests

Dragontaurs. Yes, you read that right. DRAGONTAURS. Specifically his fucked up, anatomically incorrect dragontaurs that are special snowflakes. It's so ridiculous that it just had to have its own section.

Crisisim

At first, when Simplicity788 criticized his wet dream, he let his rage loose on this journal, stating that he would make sprites showing how his characters would react when they are angry to vent his rage, specifically on a punching bag. However, it is most likely that this punching bag is you.

The Big Bang

Shortly after ShadowKyogre assaulted him with pointing out logic fail after logic fail after logic fail in an attempt to help the author not become something like Stephenie Meyer, it was proven that her efforts were hopeless. A short while after they were done arguing, he posted this journal up, only proving how much more closer he is to Stephenie Meyer. He is beyond redemption. For those of you who wish to see the argument, the parts are here. Screenshots do not justify the stupidity of this argument:

The lulziest quotes from the argument. Some may be completely inane, while others somewhat logical. Only you can decide.

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You missunderstand, Dragontaurs will accept any one. Humans were actually the first beings to come to there village. they don't go after sentiant being if you are wondering that. As for there gluttiony, did you read how often they have that festival? EVERY TEN YEARS! and it is basicly there farm animales. If not then hunted animales. Not during those ten years, they basicaly eat only once a week.
 


 

—Generationslayer

 
 
What the f***. your charater jus ate a child! loreit spared one that was ment for death!
 

 

—Generationslayer

 
 
Yes...but you described it when Loreit kept the girl alive as "tight." Meaning there is little to no air.
 

 

—ShadowKyogre

 
 
Just think of the positive things.
 

 

—Generationslayer

 
 
You do know that in all of the species in the world, omnivores only make up 5%? So stop say "why" and start saying "why not?"
 

 

—Generationslayer

 
 
1. It's a f****** fantasy. Vore Fantasy. GET OVER IT!

2. Dragontar are omnivores.

I'm afriand i can't allow you to use her any more.
 


 

—Generationslayer

 
 

No, it's not because of that. Loreit my pride and joy. If i say Loreit to some one, they say generationslayer. If you have such a problem with my charater JUST because of a storage belly, then you have to meet my friend Drega. ALL his dragons have a storage belly. Sakura has FIVE!

Look, i'll let you use laven an stuff...but i don't want you to pull this bullshit you did in this story. You humilated her. She never landed a blow on your charater and if it wasn't for she would have eaten her. At first i couldn't figure out why you put loreit so much pain. Then i see that you dislike her which made me relize why you did that.
 


 

—Generationslayer

 
 
What part of Sapphira will either incinerate Daris or swallows Daris whole and completely digests him do you not understand?
 

 

—ShadowKyogre

 
 
*headnuke* Take out a calculator and divide 4832 by 96 hours, then divide 60 by this result.
 

 

—ShadowKyogre

 
 
Yes, i'm afriad you do have to explian everything to me because i'm a complete idiot.
 

 

—Generationslayer

 
 
That still takes some time to do and would require more mucas. Look, its a big flaw okay? There is no way in the world that a body can produce that much substance at once. My point? There are some thing we can't change or can't explian. Yet, people don't care. Thats the only flaw i saw in your charater but thats because you use the anatomy that we all know. A human anatomy. my charater i created from scratch. It has a whole new anatomy. I know there are flaws to it but i didn't create these charaters just to make them perfect in nature, i created them to entertian people. So please (for the future and other charaters) stop critizing them. Because only a handful of people care.

P.S. I didn't mean to make this sound mean. I love helping you with your work. And i can take critizm to a certian level like maybe i forgot something in the story. But you basicly were trying to make me re write my intire charater.
 


 

—Generationslayer

 
 
I have the free will to criticize your characters as much as I need to. And note how you said "in the world." Of course it's more than possible with the proper biology, and don't forget that we also have mana to work with (from where mysterious amounts of acid and mucus might be formed >_____>;). You're the one saying to be open to possibilities (for which there are infinite, but are needed to be explained properly), and I was open to you until you brought up the "My characters are better than yours!!111!1!" subject all over again. You also try to think that just because you poofed up a "new" anatomy makes your characters soooo special and the fact that I based Sapphira's off of something we all know would make it inferior. The fact is, a vampire or dragontaur doesn't have completely original biology because LOOK AT WHAT PARTS YOU'RE USING. IT'S STILL FUCKING HUMAN, SO YOU WEREN'T REALLY ORIGINAL EITHER. And who cares about if the majority of idiots don't care? Quantity does not equal quality.

And your character does need to be rewritten. It isn't an opinion, it's a fact. A fact that's been hidden from you because of your fans that haven't said a single thing because they were too busy being entertained.
 


 

—ShadowKyogre

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Meanwhile, when ShadowKyogre was throwing the raeg and sadness cannon around, she apparently told one of her tartlet friends about the illogical furfaggot, who promptly went to tell Generationslayer about what he had caused: namely the rant she posted where she pointed out what she thought was bullshit about his story. Generationslayer, being the Suethor he is, instead took it as an insult to him instead of his sexual fantasy. He falsely tried to apologize to her, and she accepted it hoping he would stick to his word...but alas, the idiot continues with the His Character vs Her Character argument on the same deviation. The eventual outcome is that Generationslayer uses the passive-aggressive technique to attempt to force her to bend over.

 
 
Before anyone starts calling anyone anything, please look at both sides. I cannot emphasize this enough. *headknife, but still alive, crying in a corner*

I'm sorry that we do have to end our relationship here (you know who you are)...

And for those of you who don't know my side short and sweet, here it is: I felt vilified when he posted what I said as the last remark to our argument there when he did not link his watchers to the original argument to determine for themselves. By doing this, they could only see his point of view. When I blocked him at the moment, I was not angry that he found an actual weakness (for those of you who know how catalysts work and what they are). I was actually upset that he didn't listen to what I had to say at the moment, but I listened to what he had to say. To add insult to injury, one of his watchers thought that I had PMS at the moment, but I'm not even an adult...

It's not a friendship if one of the sides is made to be friendly out of fear what to do. Fear of what to do when you're trapped in an emotional iron maiden.
 


 

ShadowKyogre

Apparently the two are now trying to cooperate on a more friendly basis. Bad decision ShadowKyogre, you will catch the Suethor disease.

Nonetheless, due to the amount of butthurt literary help gives him, he creates a poll to confirm his supremacy. What more of an attention whore could he prove himself to be?

The Fantards

Half of the art is his fans'. In total, only 21 of his 117 deviations submitted so far are truly original.
Half of the art is his fans'. In total, only 21 of his 117 deviations submitted so far are truly original.

Like the author himself, all of his fans are often illiterate voraphilic furfags. A few of them are not furs, but nonetheless, they all behave the same: they kiss his critic-flailed ass with praise and only praise. The most notable of his fans are Drega and Silver500. Drega had fought Generationslayer's stupidity and fell in love with the charms of Generationslayer's Loreit. Ever since then, he has lost himself in the world of Generationslayer's sick fantasy and has never emerged out sane ever again. Silver500 is notable for being one of the furfags to obtain a Laven dragontaur, kissing his ass, and having as poor of an imagination as Generationslayer himself. All of his fantards, however, get their art "stolen" by their idol, who posts it in his own gallery. Even though he links back to his fans, it's still sad that he cannot draw shit and resorts to this instead. Note how when he posts a poll to confirm whether he is a goody-good two shoes, neither Drega nor Silver comment. EVER.

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Wasn't the tartlet circled the one who bashed his precious Loreit?


The Fantards' and GenerationSlayer's reactions to his ED article

His reaction
His reaction
His fans' reactions
His fans' reactions
After getting word of his ED article, Generationslayer bawwed not for himself, but for the sake of his friends. Aww, how loving. His fans insist on either ignoring the article, vandalizing the article, or even giving the author some of the same medicine. The journal where he panics is now bawleeted.
 
 
I have never stolen any ones work. I ALWAYS ASK IF I CAN POST IT IN MY GALLERY!

AND YOU NEVER FUCK WITH MY FRIENDS DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
 


 

—Generationslayer

Nope, we do not understand him. Seems to be mooing too much. Apparently he doesn't understand that he gets mad when people call him a girl, yet he assumes the author of this article, or the members of ED for that matter, is a boy.

Also, here's an illogical TL;DR counter to this article:

 
 
I won't be able to go to the website for certain reasons. But please, relay this message to the man/woman:

So, I can kind of see your argument here. Firstly, we have:

P1: All vorarephiliacs are insane. (Taken from: Ever since then, he has lost himself in the world of Generationslayer's sick fantasy and has never emerged out sane ever again.)

P2: Generationslayer, Drega, and Silver are vorarephiliacs. (Taken from: Like the author himself, all of his fans are often illiterate voraphilic furfags.)

C: Generationslayer, Drega, and Silver are insane.

I'd like to argue this point. Firstly, as far as I've heard, Generationslayer is in college, Drega is a very intelligent being, and Silver is a kind and caring friend. Here's my logic:

P1: Anyone who is cabaple of going to college, being intelligent, or being kind or caring is not insane.

P2: Generationslayer, Drega, and Silver are either capable of going to college, being intelligent, or being kind or caring.

C: Generationslayer, Drega, and Silver are not insane.

You're second argument was:

P1: Anyone who cannot draw does not deserve respect. (Taken from: Drega had fought Generationslayer's stupidity and he cannot draw shit)

P2: Generationslayer cannot draw. (Taken from: he cannot draw shit)

C: Generationslayer does not deserve respect.

This another point I'd like to argue. Generationslayer is a respectable man in the ways that he is being college-educated, is kind, and cares for his friends and respects them. Therefore:

P1: Anyone who cares about people and respects them is respectable.

P2: Generationslayer cares about people and respects them.

C: Generationslayer is respectable.

I would argue more, but this should make a pretty clear point.
 


 

Enju-Yanazaki

Easily countered by this. Flawed conclusions are flawed:

 
 
I'd like to argue this point. Firstly, as far as I've heard, Generationslayer is in college, Drega is a very intelligent being, and Silver is a kind and caring friend.Anyone who is cabaple of going to college, being intelligent, or being kind or caring is not insane."

I had a friend names George Kalegeropoulis. He was a great friend, he was very intelligent and he graduated from college. One day he snapped and stabbed his father and sister to death and then blew his head off with a large caliber hand gun. This is a true story. You are very very very very wrong.
 


 

zaiger

For those of you who are faggots and think this is a complete joke, think again. There are several IRL examples that easily topple Enju's argument down, but the Internet is serious business, so they don't care.

And another quote from his fantards:

 
 
MUST... Castrate... Bastard... And *Censored* His *Censored* so far up his *Censored* hole that he will walk with a *Censored* and then I'll *Censored* Them! All while filming the affair and selling prints for 25 dollars. And then slice his throat open with the photos. *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored**Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored* *Censored*.... Wow, I am messed up...
 

 

redbaron1234

Yes you are, redbaron1234, yes you are for defending this sick fuck.

His counter to his ED article

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Enough said.

For everyone else, here's what he does when you find out the truth:

 
 
You too "report you as spam and then block you." Have a nice day bitch.
 

 

GenerationSlayer

GenerationSlayer and Melancholy-Melody13

Ever since GenerationSlayer's counter to this article, he thought his little butthurt ass was safe. Luckily, a just as equally butthurt hypocritical voraphilic lesbian named Melancholy-Melody13 found his ass bleeding on the floor. In hopes of gaining another mindless fantard by judging her for the fact she faps to eating, he instead realized that not every voraphile would kiss his ass. The whole argument between the two would have been logical if it were not for the fact that this tartlet drowned herself in the depths of the fetish world of Felarya. The entire argument is preserved in the screenshots below for you to rofl at their stupidity.

Later on, GenerationSlayer decided to comment on one of her non-vore stories and actually praise her for it, but since she already has a boyfriend, she rejected his praise and shoved the argument about eating humans vs non-humans in his face. Believing her boyfriend offered her all the sex she could ever need in her life and that Felarya was not solely centered around a fetish, Melancholy-Melody13 continued to reject his opinions. The only thing truly logical she ever said was actually agreeing with us on GenerationSlayer. At this rate she could end up having an ED article of her own.

The Sea of Logic Fail Screenshots

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See also

Where you can see him

All of his galleries contain hypocritical shit and sick fuck porn.



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