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Geoffrey Leonard

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Geoffrey checking out some YOUNG BOYS
Geoffrey checking out some YOUNG BOYS

Geoffrey Leonard is a prominent Australian pedophile, and possibly a relative of Josef Fritzl. He was arrested for fondling YOUNG BOYS and has since attempted to whore his books, written about 'boy love' to choir boys. He nearly ate the head of a reporter who did a story about him on national TV. He is Australia's most dangerous sex offender.

He lives at 5 Rosamond St, in Hornsby. Numerous times since his crimes were comitted, this estate has been vandalised by 'lads' gangs, usually by grafitting. Leonard has promised to 'diddle' and possibly rape these boys if they are niggers and he ever catches them.

History

The dark lord Geoffrey Leonard was born in New Sodom, a suburb in northern Sydney, Australia at least 100 years ago and soon rose to god status.

When he was 10 years old he was chosen as the poster boy for N.A.M.B.L.A (national Australian man boy love association) where he was continuously sodomized by the camera man and other N.A.M.B.L.A officials in between photo shoots when he realized how much he liked it when he was at home alone he would stick star wars action figures into his anus.

Bold textGeoffrey Leonard was convicted of molesting two boys in 1990 in Australia before Australian law caught up with the rest of the world and passed legislation to make sick fucks register as cool guys. The law was not passed as retroactive, so Geoffrey remains unregistered. This makes him an hero in the pedophile club of Australia. He is also well liked and respected at pedophile support website M.A.K.O..

Remember: He is not not not not not NOT sorry. He makes it a point to strut past his victim's house everyday wearing thick rimmed shades, blue jeans, cowboy boots and a leather jacket with the collar popped. At the time of his conviction Geoffrey was 55. Today he can be found masturbating to /b/ while snorting Viagra and defending his stance that children can be as young as 5 for him to love.


Geoffrey Leonard now has an Official Fanclub Geoff's Fanclub

Quotes of Geoffrey Leonard

 
 
"I have not, not, not... NOT-"
 

 

—Ol' Geoff on The RAPE

 
 
"You... you are a shithouse!"
 

 

—Our boy Geoff on people who aren't 13 year old boys

 
 
"YOU TOO ARE A RAPER!!!1"
 

 

—Geoff trying to make friends

 
 
"They're about all sorts of things.. they're about MOLESTING YOUNG BOYS. HOW TO DO IT... Ahhhh"
 

 

—Geoff contradicting himself about having not, not, not... NOT doing the rape

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